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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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charismatic stag film
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Wild Mustard Wrinkle Church Building
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
electric ruby resort mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
slippery police squad internal respiration
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Cerise Fragrant Whorehouse Antidepressant Drug
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
chrome rough-skinned electric furnace sanctuary
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Orchid cracking address
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
plum passionate point
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
scarlet coldplay fan newt
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
charismatic stag film
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Erotic buck-toothed set
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Shivering Sable Tanning Salon
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
histrionic anal cuck fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
charismatic stag film
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Burgundy deer antler
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
gold house party of the first part
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Metal Cyan Partner
  06/30/25
cr
charismatic stag film
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Erotic buck-toothed set
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
shaky wine mad cow disease degenerate
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Burgundy deer antler
  06/30/25
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Talking aromatic locale
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
histrionic anal cuck fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Metal Cyan Partner
  06/30/25
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Cobalt flirting space macaca
  07/01/25
*bussy
Coiffed umber native rigpig
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Orchid cracking address
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Appetizing corner associate
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
vigorous tripping depressive station
  06/30/25
fuck
histrionic anal cuck fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Appetizing corner associate
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Wild Mustard Wrinkle Church Building
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
histrionic anal cuck fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
shaky wine mad cow disease degenerate
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
charismatic stag film
  06/30/25
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Know-it-all multi-billionaire candlestick maker
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
adventurous principal's office
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
smoky sweet tailpipe turdskin
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
thriller slate property messiness
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
charismatic stag film
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
smoky sweet tailpipe turdskin
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Talking aromatic locale
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
smoky sweet tailpipe turdskin
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
pale impertinent stain corn cake
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
charismatic stag film
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Unhinged Business Firm
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
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  06/30/25
tcr
Talking aromatic locale
  07/01/25
just jump
Useless cerebral roast beef
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
charismatic stag film
  06/30/25
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Federal Trip Stage Useless Brakes
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Heady Godawful Brunch
  06/30/25
wow
charismatic stag film
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Henna fantasy-prone factory reset button rigor
  06/30/25
JFC man
charismatic stag film
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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  06/30/25
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Unhinged Business Firm
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Magenta drunken jewess gay wizard
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
adventurous principal's office
  06/30/25
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olive bateful french chef
  07/01/25
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slippery police squad internal respiration
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
chrome rough-skinned electric furnace sanctuary
  06/30/25
bro
charismatic stag film
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...
Magenta drunken jewess gay wizard
  06/30/25
lol
Talking aromatic locale
  07/01/25
...
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  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Hideous Parlor Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
jfc
charismatic stag film
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Erotic buck-toothed set
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
painfully honest therapy spot
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
soggy aggressive dilemma tattoo
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Talking aromatic locale
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Hideous Parlor Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/01/25
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thriller slate property messiness
  07/01/25
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soggy aggressive dilemma tattoo
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
olive bateful french chef
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
gaped philosopher-king cruise ship
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
shaky wine mad cow disease degenerate
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
charismatic stag film
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
histrionic anal cuck fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
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charismatic stag film
  07/01/25
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judgmental chartreuse theater stage
  07/01/25
lol
Talking aromatic locale
  07/01/25
...
Useless cerebral roast beef
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
titillating slimy gas station dog poop
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
abusive brilliant box office
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Stimulating angry milk
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
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  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Contagious Athletic Conference Crackhouse
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
judgmental chartreuse theater stage
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
aphrodisiac den double fault
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
charismatic stag film
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Talking aromatic locale
  07/01/25
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charismatic stag film
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Cobalt flirting space macaca
  07/01/25
😟
Transparent wonderful mental disorder
  07/01/25
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Swashbuckling navy locus crotch
  07/01/25
holy shit
charismatic stag film
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
judgmental chartreuse theater stage
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Arousing Hilarious Rehab Kitty Cat
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
olive bateful french chef
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Orchid cracking address
  07/01/25
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charismatic stag film
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
olive bateful french chef
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
olive bateful french chef
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Heady Godawful Brunch
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Orchid cracking address
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
charismatic stag film
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
hyperactive vibrant regret
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Cobalt flirting space macaca
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Mewling mind-boggling base puppy
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
charismatic stag film
  07/06/25
...
Heady Godawful Brunch
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
territorial meetinghouse
  07/06/25
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soggy aggressive dilemma tattoo
  07/06/25
lol
Talking aromatic locale
  07/07/25
wow
charismatic stag film
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: charismatic stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Wild Mustard Wrinkle Church Building

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: electric ruby resort mad-dog skullcap

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: slippery police squad internal respiration

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Cerise Fragrant Whorehouse Antidepressant Drug

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: chrome rough-skinned electric furnace sanctuary

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Orchid cracking address

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: plum passionate point

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: scarlet coldplay fan newt

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: charismatic stag film

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Erotic buck-toothed set

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Shivering Sable Tanning Salon

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: histrionic anal cuck fortuitous meteor

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: charismatic stag film

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Burgundy deer antler

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: gold house party of the first part

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Metal Cyan Partner

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: charismatic stag film

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Erotic buck-toothed set

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: shaky wine mad cow disease degenerate

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Burgundy deer antler

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Talking aromatic locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: histrionic anal cuck fortuitous meteor

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Metal Cyan Partner

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Cobalt flirting space macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Coiffed umber native rigpig

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Orchid cracking address

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Appetizing corner associate

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: vigorous tripping depressive station

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: histrionic anal cuck fortuitous meteor

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Appetizing corner associate

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Wild Mustard Wrinkle Church Building

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: histrionic anal cuck fortuitous meteor

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: shaky wine mad cow disease degenerate

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: charismatic stag film

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Know-it-all multi-billionaire candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: adventurous principal's office

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: smoky sweet tailpipe turdskin

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: thriller slate property messiness

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: charismatic stag film

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: smoky sweet tailpipe turdskin

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Talking aromatic locale

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: smoky sweet tailpipe turdskin

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: pale impertinent stain corn cake

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: charismatic stag film

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Unhinged Business Firm

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Magenta drunken jewess gay wizard

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Talking aromatic locale

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Useless cerebral roast beef

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: charismatic stag film

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Federal Trip Stage Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Heady Godawful Brunch

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: charismatic stag film

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Henna fantasy-prone factory reset button rigor

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: charismatic stag film

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: scarlet coldplay fan newt

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Useless cerebral roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: histrionic anal cuck fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Burgundy deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: painfully honest therapy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: soggy aggressive dilemma tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Unhinged Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Magenta drunken jewess gay wizard

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: adventurous principal's office

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Lavender lettuce hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Cobalt flirting space macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Boyish Nubile Boistinker Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: big dark market

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: olive bateful french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: slippery police squad internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: chrome rough-skinned electric furnace sanctuary

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: charismatic stag film

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Magenta drunken jewess gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Talking aromatic locale

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: adulterous bisexual site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Hideous Parlor Scourge Upon The Earth

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: charismatic stag film

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Erotic buck-toothed set

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: painfully honest therapy spot

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: soggy aggressive dilemma tattoo

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Talking aromatic locale

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Hideous Parlor Scourge Upon The Earth

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: thriller slate property messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: soggy aggressive dilemma tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: olive bateful french chef

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: gaped philosopher-king cruise ship

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: shaky wine mad cow disease degenerate

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: charismatic stag film

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: histrionic anal cuck fortuitous meteor

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: charismatic stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: judgmental chartreuse theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Talking aromatic locale

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Useless cerebral roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: titillating slimy gas station dog poop

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: abusive brilliant box office

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Stimulating angry milk

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: fuchsia bonkers casino

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Contagious Athletic Conference Crackhouse

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: judgmental chartreuse theater stage

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac den double fault

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: charismatic stag film

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Talking aromatic locale

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: charismatic stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Cobalt flirting space macaca

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Transparent wonderful mental disorder

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Swashbuckling navy locus crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: charismatic stag film

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: judgmental chartreuse theater stage

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Arousing Hilarious Rehab Kitty Cat

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: olive bateful french chef

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Orchid cracking address

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: charismatic stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: olive bateful french chef

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: olive bateful french chef

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Heady Godawful Brunch

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Orchid cracking address

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: charismatic stag film

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: hyperactive vibrant regret

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Cobalt flirting space macaca

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Mewling mind-boggling base puppy

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: charismatic stag film

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Heady Godawful Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: territorial meetinghouse

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: soggy aggressive dilemma tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Talking aromatic locale

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: charismatic stag film

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)