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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882671)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Massive native

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Beady-eyed brunch mad-dog skullcap

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Razzle tantric crackhouse hissy fit

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: umber nibblets

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Racy associate

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Racy associate

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Orange pistol yarmulke



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: learning disabled sneaky criminal indirect expression

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: purple vivacious state

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Pale Demanding Cuckold

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: purple vivacious state

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Hideous Nursing Home Multi-billionaire

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Sticky Area Tank



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: marvelous flesh theatre

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Hideous Nursing Home Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Hideous Nursing Home Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: fragrant international law enforcement agency location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Startled Cobalt Ticket Booth

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Startled Cobalt Ticket Booth

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Startled Cobalt Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Startled Cobalt Ticket Booth

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: saffron comical sanctuary friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Racy associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: chartreuse dopamine

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: chartreuse dopamine

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: chartreuse dopamine

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Vengeful Quadroon

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: chest-beating naked base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2)#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: chest-beating naked base



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp



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