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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: naked sadistic gas station fat ankles

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

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Wife had a baby today...ugh

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Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: swollen idiot

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: naked sadistic gas station fat ankles

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: naked sadistic gas station fat ankles

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: naked sadistic gas station fat ankles

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: naked sadistic gas station fat ankles

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: big-titted anal national

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Ebony milk sanctuary



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Lime contagious lodge

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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Boyish whorehouse psychic

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Arousing school

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Umber Market Personal Credit Line

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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Queen Of The Night



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: rusted heady box office cuckold



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: House-broken Parlor Party Of The First Part

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Slap-happy temple



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Telephone Newt

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: naked sadistic gas station fat ankles

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Ebony milk sanctuary

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Ebony milk sanctuary

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: big-titted anal national



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: wild canary school cafeteria pervert

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: aromatic mahogany resort round eye

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Clear cracking space legal warrant



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling filthy hall filthpig

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Misunderstood supple black woman location

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Ebony milk sanctuary

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Bull headed half-breed



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Ebony milk sanctuary

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: aromatic mahogany resort round eye

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the punch poast

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Cerebral casino

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: naked sadistic gas station fat ankles



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: walnut stirring sound barrier



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: spectacular theater degenerate

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Clear cracking space legal warrant



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Effete bonkers reading party institution

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: naked sadistic gas station fat ankles

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: floppy orchestra pit codepig

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: naked sadistic gas station fat ankles



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Clear cracking space legal warrant



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: drab chapel genital piercing

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: naked sadistic gas station fat ankles

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Dashing Weed Whacker Nursing Home

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: hot crystalline field

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: naked sadistic gas station fat ankles

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: naked sadistic gas station fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Arousing school

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: aromatic mahogany resort round eye

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: aromatic mahogany resort round eye

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Demanding bearded senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: naked sadistic gas station fat ankles

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Puce therapy main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: aromatic mahogany resort round eye

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: hot crystalline field

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: naked sadistic gas station fat ankles

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: aromatic mahogany resort round eye

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: massive nofapping indian lodge ladyboy

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: aromatic mahogany resort round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Demanding bearded senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Flatulent set

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Demanding bearded senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: naked sadistic gas station fat ankles

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: rusted heady box office cuckold

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: aromatic mahogany resort round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Clear cracking space legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: rusted heady box office cuckold

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Cerebral casino

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: rusted heady box office cuckold

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Slap-happy temple

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Cerebral casino

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Unhinged aphrodisiac generalized bond immigrant

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Clear cracking space legal warrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Clear cracking space legal warrant

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Clear cracking space legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Clear cracking space legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: flesh hunting ground range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Yapping glittery trust fund

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Slap-happy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: bateful indigo hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: impressive love of her life point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: impressive love of her life point

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Fragrant community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: White beta rehab toilet seat

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: aromatic mahogany resort round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: brass multi-colored heaven striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: lavender theater stage

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: transparent boltzmann gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: dead chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: domesticated curious quadroon library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: free-loading parlour

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: comical hell

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: brass multi-colored heaven striped hyena



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: aromatic mahogany resort round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: brass multi-colored heaven striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Marvelous hairy legs public bath



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: drab chapel genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: drunken fuchsia jewess affirmative action

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: thriller tanning salon turdskin

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: learning disabled stag film hissy fit



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: drab chapel genital piercing



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: topaz out-of-control meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: translucent philosopher-king kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: khaki up-to-no-good cuck

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: judgmental odious den scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: rebellious elastic band



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Author: Red french chef



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: titillating startled lay



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Stimulating Overrated Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Chrome charismatic mood trailer park

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Histrionic coiffed cuckoldry

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Chrome charismatic mood trailer park

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2)#49964828)