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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Racy multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Razzle-dazzle cruise ship stain
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
flesh new version address
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Galvanic cordovan orchestra pit
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
passionate lilac den travel guidebook
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
cyan sneaky criminal main people
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
disgusting painfully honest becky nursing home
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
umber stage
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Big private investor
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Racy multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Lascivious double fault
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Indigo Diverse Kitty Cat
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Insecure hyperventilating prole bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Racy multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
blue wonderful degenerate
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Violent Aggressive Plaza
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Shimmering Erotic Mediation Background Story
  06/30/25
cr
Racy multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Lascivious double fault
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
khaki histrionic theater crotch
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
blue wonderful degenerate
  06/30/25
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bat shit crazy church building
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Insecure hyperventilating prole bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Shimmering Erotic Mediation Background Story
  06/30/25
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appetizing silver pit hunting ground
  07/01/25
*bussy
stimulating immigrant hospital
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
disgusting painfully honest becky nursing home
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Bonkers jet-lagged water buffalo
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Cobalt Market
  06/30/25
fuck
Insecure hyperventilating prole bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Bonkers jet-lagged water buffalo
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Razzle-dazzle cruise ship stain
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Insecure hyperventilating prole bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
khaki histrionic theater crotch
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Racy multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
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useless famous landscape painting
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Plum Exhilarant Scourge Upon The Earth Puppy
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Frozen transparent tank range
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
sable aphrodisiac university sandwich
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Racy multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Frozen transparent tank range
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
bat shit crazy church building
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Frozen transparent tank range
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
light judgmental theater stage
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Racy multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Jet laughsome pervert
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
carmine national
  06/30/25
tcr
bat shit crazy church building
  07/01/25
just jump
doobsian twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Racy multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
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Twinkling Church Telephone
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Contagious center factory reset button
  06/30/25
wow
Racy multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Odious affirmative action fat ankles
  06/30/25
JFC man
Racy multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Big private investor
  06/30/25
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doobsian twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
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Insecure hyperventilating prole bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
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blue wonderful degenerate
  06/30/25
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floppy internal respiration selfie
  06/30/25
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zombie-like underhanded parlour lettuce
  06/30/25
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Jet laughsome pervert
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
carmine national
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Plum Exhilarant Scourge Upon The Earth Puppy
  06/30/25
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Internet-worthy site marketing idea
  07/01/25
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appetizing silver pit hunting ground
  07/01/25
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avocado mentally impaired stage pocket flask
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
ultramarine temple
  07/01/25
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charismatic sickened crackhouse masturbator
  07/01/25
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Galvanic cordovan orchestra pit
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
cyan sneaky criminal main people
  06/30/25
bro
Racy multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
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carmine national
  06/30/25
lol
bat shit crazy church building
  07/01/25
...
spruce boistinker ape
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
hyperactive coiffed digit ratio
  06/30/25
jfc
Racy multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Lascivious double fault
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
floppy internal respiration selfie
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
zombie-like underhanded parlour lettuce
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
bat shit crazy church building
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
hyperactive coiffed digit ratio
  07/01/25
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sable aphrodisiac university sandwich
  07/01/25
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zombie-like underhanded parlour lettuce
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
charismatic sickened crackhouse masturbator
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
cracking embarrassed to the bone hall
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
khaki histrionic theater crotch
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Racy multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Insecure hyperventilating prole bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
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Racy multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
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Aqua territorial gaming laptop meetinghouse
  07/01/25
lol
bat shit crazy church building
  07/01/25
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doobsian twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
lavender indian lodge
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Comical orange menage
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
mischievous rehab hominid
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Adventurous police squad
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Razzle Boltzmann Sanctuary
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Aqua territorial gaming laptop meetinghouse
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Dashing really tough guy school cafeteria
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Racy multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
bat shit crazy church building
  07/01/25
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Racy multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
appetizing silver pit hunting ground
  07/01/25
😟
bateful gold lodge
  07/01/25
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curious chocolate electric furnace
  07/01/25
holy shit
Racy multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Aqua territorial gaming laptop meetinghouse
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Supple gay sex offender
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
charismatic sickened crackhouse masturbator
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
disgusting painfully honest becky nursing home
  07/01/25
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Racy multi-billionaire
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
charismatic sickened crackhouse masturbator
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
charismatic sickened crackhouse masturbator
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Contagious center factory reset button
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
disgusting painfully honest becky nursing home
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Racy multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Marvelous saffron chapel mad-dog skullcap
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
appetizing silver pit hunting ground
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Excitant locale
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Racy multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
...
Contagious center factory reset button
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Motley Flickering Queen Of The Night Reading Party
  07/06/25
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zombie-like underhanded parlour lettuce
  07/06/25
lol
bat shit crazy church building
  07/07/25
wow
Racy multi-billionaire
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Racy multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cruise ship stain

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: flesh new version address

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Galvanic cordovan orchestra pit

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: passionate lilac den travel guidebook

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: cyan sneaky criminal main people

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: disgusting painfully honest becky nursing home

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: umber stage

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Big private investor

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Racy multi-billionaire

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Lascivious double fault

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Indigo Diverse Kitty Cat

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Insecure hyperventilating prole bawdyhouse

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Racy multi-billionaire

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: blue wonderful degenerate

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Violent Aggressive Plaza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Shimmering Erotic Mediation Background Story

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Racy multi-billionaire

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Lascivious double fault

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: khaki histrionic theater crotch

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: blue wonderful degenerate

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: bat shit crazy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Insecure hyperventilating prole bawdyhouse

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Shimmering Erotic Mediation Background Story

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: appetizing silver pit hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: stimulating immigrant hospital

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: disgusting painfully honest becky nursing home

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Bonkers jet-lagged water buffalo

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Cobalt Market

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Insecure hyperventilating prole bawdyhouse

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Bonkers jet-lagged water buffalo

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cruise ship stain

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Insecure hyperventilating prole bawdyhouse

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: khaki histrionic theater crotch

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Racy multi-billionaire

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: useless famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Plum Exhilarant Scourge Upon The Earth Puppy

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Frozen transparent tank range

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: sable aphrodisiac university sandwich

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Racy multi-billionaire

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Frozen transparent tank range

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: bat shit crazy church building

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Frozen transparent tank range

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: light judgmental theater stage

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Racy multi-billionaire

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Jet laughsome pervert

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: carmine national

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: bat shit crazy church building

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: doobsian twinkling uncleanness

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Racy multi-billionaire

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Twinkling Church Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Contagious center factory reset button

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Racy multi-billionaire

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Odious affirmative action fat ankles

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Racy multi-billionaire

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Big private investor

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: doobsian twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Insecure hyperventilating prole bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: blue wonderful degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: floppy internal respiration selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: zombie-like underhanded parlour lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Jet laughsome pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: carmine national

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Plum Exhilarant Scourge Upon The Earth Puppy

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Internet-worthy site marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: appetizing silver pit hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: avocado mentally impaired stage pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: ultramarine temple

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: charismatic sickened crackhouse masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Galvanic cordovan orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: cyan sneaky criminal main people

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Racy multi-billionaire

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: carmine national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: bat shit crazy church building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: spruce boistinker ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: hyperactive coiffed digit ratio

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Racy multi-billionaire

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Lascivious double fault

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: floppy internal respiration selfie

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: zombie-like underhanded parlour lettuce

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: bat shit crazy church building

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: hyperactive coiffed digit ratio

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: sable aphrodisiac university sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: zombie-like underhanded parlour lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: charismatic sickened crackhouse masturbator

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: cracking embarrassed to the bone hall

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: khaki histrionic theater crotch

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Racy multi-billionaire

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Insecure hyperventilating prole bawdyhouse

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Racy multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Aqua territorial gaming laptop meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: bat shit crazy church building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: doobsian twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: lavender indian lodge

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Comical orange menage

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: mischievous rehab hominid

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Adventurous police squad

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Razzle Boltzmann Sanctuary

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Aqua territorial gaming laptop meetinghouse

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Dashing really tough guy school cafeteria

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Racy multi-billionaire

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: bat shit crazy church building

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Racy multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: appetizing silver pit hunting ground

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: bateful gold lodge

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: curious chocolate electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Racy multi-billionaire

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Aqua territorial gaming laptop meetinghouse

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Supple gay sex offender

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: charismatic sickened crackhouse masturbator

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: disgusting painfully honest becky nursing home

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Racy multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: charismatic sickened crackhouse masturbator

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: charismatic sickened crackhouse masturbator

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Contagious center factory reset button

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: disgusting painfully honest becky nursing home

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Racy multi-billionaire

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Marvelous saffron chapel mad-dog skullcap

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: appetizing silver pit hunting ground

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Excitant locale

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Racy multi-billionaire

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Contagious center factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Motley Flickering Queen Of The Night Reading Party

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: zombie-like underhanded parlour lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: bat shit crazy church building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Racy multi-billionaire

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)