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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Aphrodisiac Theatre
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
heady doobsian antidepressant drug orchestra pit
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Bateful big-titted sex offender box office
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
underhanded stirring school toilet seat
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
sapphire address roommate
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
galvanic shaky locale
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
comical tattoo
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
razzle-dazzle disrespectful liquid oxygen love of her life
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Fragrant cruel-hearted menage
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Alcoholic Area Becky
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
red locus nibblets
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Bronze den
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
stimulating light rigpig
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
flesh erotic principal's office
  06/30/25
cr
Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Fragrant cruel-hearted menage
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
insane razzle corn cake crotch
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Bronze den
  06/30/25
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Impressive cumskin
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
red locus nibblets
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
flesh erotic principal's office
  06/30/25
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bat shit crazy lascivious persian multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
*bussy
Infuriating church building
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
galvanic shaky locale
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
mentally impaired hell
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
emerald provocative resort kitty cat
  06/30/25
fuck
red locus nibblets
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
mentally impaired hell
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Aphrodisiac Theatre
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
red locus nibblets
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
insane razzle corn cake crotch
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter
  06/30/25
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floppy carnelian marketing idea plaza
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Pearl Excitant Property Ladyboy
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
nofapping indian lodge
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Smoky splenetic native
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
nofapping indian lodge
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Impressive cumskin
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
nofapping indian lodge
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Seedy Piazza Really Tough Guy
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Iridescent milk
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Talented Chapel Pervert
  06/30/25
tcr
Impressive cumskin
  07/01/25
just jump
Apoplectic set
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter
  06/30/25
...
fighting station
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Disgusting Meetinghouse Puppy
  06/30/25
wow
Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
lavender dragon parlor
  06/30/25
JFC man
Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
razzle-dazzle disrespectful liquid oxygen love of her life
  06/30/25
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Apoplectic set
  06/30/25
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red locus nibblets
  06/30/25
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Bronze den
  06/30/25
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pale lay
  06/30/25
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Kink-friendly friendly grandma
  06/30/25
...
Iridescent milk
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Talented Chapel Pervert
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Pearl Excitant Property Ladyboy
  06/30/25
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Bearded glassy hospital
  07/01/25
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bat shit crazy lascivious persian multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
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aggressive multi-colored sneaky criminal incel
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
slate double fault
  07/01/25
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Glittery faggotry yarmulke
  07/01/25
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Bateful big-titted sex offender box office
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
sapphire address roommate
  06/30/25
bro
Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter
  06/30/25
...
Talented Chapel Pervert
  06/30/25
lol
Impressive cumskin
  07/01/25
...
metal theater stage messiness
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
cream trip national giraffe
  06/30/25
jfc
Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Fragrant cruel-hearted menage
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
pale lay
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Kink-friendly friendly grandma
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Impressive cumskin
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
cream trip national giraffe
  07/01/25
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Smoky splenetic native
  07/01/25
...
Kink-friendly friendly grandma
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Glittery faggotry yarmulke
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
domesticated shrine
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
insane razzle corn cake crotch
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
red locus nibblets
  06/30/25
...
Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter
  07/01/25
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Navy titillating boltzmann
  07/01/25
lol
Impressive cumskin
  07/01/25
...
Apoplectic set
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Magical Bawdyhouse Generalized Bond
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Exhilarant sienna police squad
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Concupiscible New Version
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
learning disabled whorehouse macaca
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
magenta office
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Navy titillating boltzmann
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Slippery Home
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Impressive cumskin
  07/01/25
...
Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
bat shit crazy lascivious persian multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
😟
Blue Soul-stirring Pocket Flask Range
  07/01/25
...
Free-loading Rehab Laser Beams
  07/01/25
holy shit
Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Navy titillating boltzmann
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Gaped contagious headpube
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Glittery faggotry yarmulke
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
galvanic shaky locale
  07/01/25
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Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Glittery faggotry yarmulke
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Glittery faggotry yarmulke
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Disgusting Meetinghouse Puppy
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
galvanic shaky locale
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Irradiated fuchsia institution mediation
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
bat shit crazy lascivious persian multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
flatulent foreskin
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter
  07/06/25
...
Disgusting Meetinghouse Puppy
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Vibrant fantasy-prone business firm telephone
  07/06/25
...
Kink-friendly friendly grandma
  07/06/25
lol
Impressive cumskin
  07/07/25
wow
Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Theatre

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: heady doobsian antidepressant drug orchestra pit

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Bateful big-titted sex offender box office

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: underhanded stirring school toilet seat

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: sapphire address roommate

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: galvanic shaky locale

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: comical tattoo

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle disrespectful liquid oxygen love of her life

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Fragrant cruel-hearted menage

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Alcoholic Area Becky

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: red locus nibblets

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Bronze den

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: stimulating light rigpig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: flesh erotic principal's office

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Fragrant cruel-hearted menage

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: insane razzle corn cake crotch

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Bronze den

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Impressive cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: red locus nibblets

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: flesh erotic principal's office

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: bat shit crazy lascivious persian multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Infuriating church building

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: galvanic shaky locale

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: mentally impaired hell

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: emerald provocative resort kitty cat

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: red locus nibblets

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: mentally impaired hell

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Theatre

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: red locus nibblets

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: insane razzle corn cake crotch

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: floppy carnelian marketing idea plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Pearl Excitant Property Ladyboy

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: nofapping indian lodge

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Smoky splenetic native

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: nofapping indian lodge

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Impressive cumskin

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: nofapping indian lodge

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Seedy Piazza Really Tough Guy

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Iridescent milk

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Talented Chapel Pervert

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Impressive cumskin

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Apoplectic set

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: fighting station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Disgusting Meetinghouse Puppy

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: lavender dragon parlor

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle disrespectful liquid oxygen love of her life

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Apoplectic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: red locus nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Bronze den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: pale lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Kink-friendly friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Iridescent milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Talented Chapel Pervert

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Pearl Excitant Property Ladyboy

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Bearded glassy hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: bat shit crazy lascivious persian multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: aggressive multi-colored sneaky criminal incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: slate double fault

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Glittery faggotry yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Bateful big-titted sex offender box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: sapphire address roommate

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Talented Chapel Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Impressive cumskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: metal theater stage messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: cream trip national giraffe

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Fragrant cruel-hearted menage

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: pale lay

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Kink-friendly friendly grandma

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Impressive cumskin

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: cream trip national giraffe

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Smoky splenetic native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Kink-friendly friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Glittery faggotry yarmulke

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: domesticated shrine

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: insane razzle corn cake crotch

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: red locus nibblets

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Navy titillating boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Impressive cumskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Apoplectic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Magical Bawdyhouse Generalized Bond

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant sienna police squad

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Concupiscible New Version

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: learning disabled whorehouse macaca

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: magenta office

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Navy titillating boltzmann

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Slippery Home

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Impressive cumskin

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: bat shit crazy lascivious persian multi-billionaire

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Blue Soul-stirring Pocket Flask Range

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Free-loading Rehab Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Navy titillating boltzmann

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Gaped contagious headpube

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Glittery faggotry yarmulke

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: galvanic shaky locale

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Glittery faggotry yarmulke

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Glittery faggotry yarmulke

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Disgusting Meetinghouse Puppy

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: galvanic shaky locale

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Irradiated fuchsia institution mediation

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: bat shit crazy lascivious persian multi-billionaire

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: flatulent foreskin

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Disgusting Meetinghouse Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Vibrant fantasy-prone business firm telephone

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Kink-friendly friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Impressive cumskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Adventurous frum heaven trump supporter

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)