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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Ebony aromatic water buffalo clown
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
overrated floppy locale background story
  05/30/25
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Misanthropic boyish piazza
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Big Cobalt Depressive
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
beady-eyed self-centered center jew
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
violet tantric heaven fanboi
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
cheese-eating submissive headpube
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
violet tantric heaven fanboi
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
mint swashbuckling tanning salon
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
contagious brindle casino
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
odious ladyboy double fault
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Racy Sable Weed Whacker
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Vigorous marketing idea
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
motley dark goyim church
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Vigorous marketing idea
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Territorial Flatulent Mexican
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
Silver demanding sex offender
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Ebony aromatic water buffalo clown



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: overrated floppy locale background story

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Misanthropic boyish piazza



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Big Cobalt Depressive

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: beady-eyed self-centered center jew

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: violet tantric heaven fanboi

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2)#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: cheese-eating submissive headpube

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: violet tantric heaven fanboi

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: mint swashbuckling tanning salon

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: contagious brindle casino

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: odious ladyboy double fault

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Racy Sable Weed Whacker

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Vigorous marketing idea

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: motley dark goyim church

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Vigorous marketing idea

this is a pro move

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Territorial Flatulent Mexican

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Silver demanding sex offender

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

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