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motley native
  06/30/25
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Charcoal Mischievous Shitlib
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How do I successfully recruit more me...
Jade therapy
  06/30/25
A cult? Friend, you don't join. You just realize you...
Bipolar azn
  06/30/25
have you considered being Tall?
motley native
  06/30/25
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disgusting coral institution
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How old does my son need to be before...
Jade therapy
  07/02/25
Dear Dad, He's old enough. Let 'er rip. Yours truly...
Slate love of her life
  07/02/25
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soggy bearded theater stage
  07/02/25
Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, b...
motley native
  07/02/25
Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl
Ocher Splenetic Reading Party
  07/02/25
tp.
disgusting coral institution
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: motley native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2)#49060010)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Charcoal Mischievous Shitlib



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Jade therapy

Dear Jurisprudence,

How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?

Signed,

Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2)#49060029)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Bipolar azn

A cult?

Friend, you don't join.

You just realize you were always a member.

Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.

She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.

She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.

She said it is too late for me.

She said this is fine.

This is f-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2)#49060095)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: motley native

have you considered being Tall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2)#49060100)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: disgusting coral institution



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Jade therapy

Dear Jurisprudence,

How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.

He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.

Signed,

Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2)#49065736)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Slate love of her life

Dear Dad,

He's old enough. Let 'er rip.

Yours truly,

Jurisprudence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2)#49065751)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: soggy bearded theater stage



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: motley native

Dear LFED,

Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water!

sincerely,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2)#49066627)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Ocher Splenetic Reading Party

Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2)#49065910)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: disgusting coral institution

tp.

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