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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
black brunch
  06/30/25
wow lol
Thriller Hunting Ground
  06/30/25
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Excitant stain base
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Thriller Hunting Ground
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
black brunch
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
buff razzle center hissy fit
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
black brunch
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Arousing Institution Cuck
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
brilliant pontificating alpha half-breed
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Thriller Hunting Ground
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Galvanic faggot firefighter rigor
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
black brunch
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
brilliant pontificating alpha half-breed
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Aphrodisiac talking resort mother
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Thriller Hunting Ground
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
black brunch
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Startling mind-boggling rigpig location
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
amethyst odious university
  06/30/25
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Wild cyan step-uncle's house mood
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
hot space giraffe
  06/30/25
...
black brunch
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
shimmering floppy site
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Cruel-hearted underhanded private investor
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Soul-stirring obsidian dysfunction coldplay fan
  06/30/25
...
Galvanic faggot firefighter rigor
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Aphrodisiac talking resort mother
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Green hairraiser native selfie
  07/01/25
...
Cruel-hearted underhanded private investor
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Marvelous tan library feces
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Judgmental Lodge
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
passionate iridescent coffee pot locus
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
trip pozpig
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Pungent twinkling party of the first part
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
hyperventilating flatulent indian lodge
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: black brunch

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Thriller Hunting Ground

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Excitant stain base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Thriller Hunting Ground

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: black brunch

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: buff razzle center hissy fit

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: black brunch

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Arousing Institution Cuck

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: brilliant pontificating alpha half-breed

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Thriller Hunting Ground

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Galvanic faggot firefighter rigor

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: black brunch

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: brilliant pontificating alpha half-breed

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac talking resort mother

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Thriller Hunting Ground

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: black brunch

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Startling mind-boggling rigpig location

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: amethyst odious university

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Wild cyan step-uncle's house mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: hot space giraffe

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: black brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: shimmering floppy site

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted underhanded private investor

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring obsidian dysfunction coldplay fan

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Galvanic faggot firefighter rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac talking resort mother

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Green hairraiser native selfie

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted underhanded private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Marvelous tan library feces

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Judgmental Lodge

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: passionate iridescent coffee pot locus

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: trip pozpig

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Pungent twinkling party of the first part

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: hyperventilating flatulent indian lodge

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065360)