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Really hope my FRIENDS here will watch my CA9 argument at 9:30 tmrw

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Jade degenerate toilet seat
  07/14/25
lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes
Slimy National Security Agency Step-uncle's House
  07/14/25
Ty
Jade degenerate toilet seat
  07/14/25
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Jet Aggressive Dingle Berry Jewess
  07/16/25
are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?
Chrome Death Wish Roommate
  07/14/25
The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation...
Jade degenerate toilet seat
  07/14/25
so far I remain unrenumerated
Chrome Death Wish Roommate
  07/14/25
That’s all about to change.
Jade degenerate toilet seat
  07/14/25
make it quick I'm drowning here
Chrome Death Wish Roommate
  07/14/25
Is this from the gas station case? I remember seeing thos...
rough-skinned bright rehab doctorate
  07/14/25
Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pill...
Jade degenerate toilet seat
  07/14/25
...
purple irradiated dilemma milk
  07/14/25
it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again...
Violent Ladyboy
  07/14/25
who is opposing counsel
maize hateful chad
  07/14/25
A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.
Jade degenerate toilet seat
  07/14/25
i wish both you and zurich tp luck
maize hateful chad
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Jade degenerate toilet seat
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avocado locale
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Talented federal locus
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aromatic university
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razzle-dazzle hairy legs
  07/15/25
9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?
Self-absorbed Vigorous National
  07/14/25
Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1
Jade degenerate toilet seat
  07/14/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ
Self-absorbed Vigorous National
  07/14/25
what a stud
Laughsome alpha
  07/20/25
will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your F...
Startled Site
  07/14/25
I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’l...
Jade degenerate toilet seat
  07/14/25
Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice ar...
Bateful Mustard Pistol
  07/14/25
Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that'...
Self-absorbed Vigorous National
  07/14/25
Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me f...
Bateful Mustard Pistol
  07/14/25
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Carnelian Balding Space
  07/15/25
The N-word would be a clever wink
avocado locale
  07/14/25
You're honor I'm gay
brass resort factory reset button
  07/14/25
"I have sex with men for money"
Self-absorbed Vigorous National
  07/14/25
at least use the word scholarship.
Arousing queen of the night
  07/14/25
Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...
Arousing queen of the night
  07/14/25
Bangarang could fly under the radar
Nighttime sanctuary
  07/15/25
your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black ...
Chrome Death Wish Roommate
  07/14/25
CNN made “jet black” too famous
Jade degenerate toilet seat
  07/14/25
I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger...
Chrome Death Wish Roommate
  07/14/25
May it please this Tall Court, counsel...
useless embarrassed to the bone corner patrolman
  07/15/25
Best of luck
Fiercely-loyal coffee pot
  07/14/25
good luck buddy the most "appellate" work ive d...
Dark haunted graveyard meetinghouse
  07/15/25
got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgati...
Mildly autistic ratface
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maize hateful chad
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Laughsome alpha
  07/20/25
EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow
Mildly autistic ratface
  07/15/25
judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the bac...
maize hateful chad
  07/15/25
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Dark haunted graveyard meetinghouse
  07/15/25
what is this case over anyway
Mildly autistic ratface
  07/15/25
Where is the link
cobalt motley masturbator
  07/15/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=U...
maize hateful chad
  07/15/25
Ty This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm
cobalt motley masturbator
  07/15/25
what's the azn lawyer's moniker?
Offensive apoplectic nowag
  07/15/25
looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary ...
odious geriatric library
  07/15/25
Here he comes
Mildly autistic ratface
  07/15/25
He said "your honors" when he meant "yours ho...
Mildly autistic ratface
  07/15/25
rookie blunder
Lascivious immigrant set
  07/15/25
ahhhhh shit!!!
Dark haunted graveyard meetinghouse
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Wow aren't laws crazy
henna church building legend
  07/15/25
Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack Maybe you two...
cobalt motley masturbator
  07/15/25
1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that...
Mildly autistic ratface
  07/15/25
Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the o...
Offensive apoplectic nowag
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avocado locale
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almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably alre...
aromatic university
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Nofapping Pontificating Senate People Who Are Hurt
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Laughsome alpha
  07/20/25
Sorry your honor i fucked up haha
henna church building legend
  07/15/25
why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?
Mildly autistic ratface
  07/15/25
Really makes you think huh
cobalt motley masturbator
  07/15/25
but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size...
Mildly autistic ratface
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henna church building legend
  07/15/25
Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo th...
Offensive apoplectic nowag
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...
henna church building legend
  07/15/25
Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺
Jade degenerate toilet seat
  07/15/25
Oh epah fucked up
Startled Site
  07/15/25
baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad
Self-absorbed Vigorous National
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henna church building legend
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cracking cowardly place of business
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baldmo judge tp
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Marvelous Fat Ankles Stage
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Swashbuckling Party Of The First Part
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razzle-dazzle hairy legs
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Carnelian Balding Space
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Marvelous Fat Ankles Stage
  07/15/25
needs legal advice
Multi-colored mad cow disease range
  07/15/25
Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol
cobalt motley masturbator
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Turquoise sandwich water buffalo
  07/15/25
Imagine?
avocado locale
  07/15/25
Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of &ls...
avocado locale
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"I can turn him straight"
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maize hateful chad
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avocado locale
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Marvelous Fat Ankles Stage
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razzle-dazzle hairy legs
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Primrose Soul-stirring Lodge
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The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on ...
Jade degenerate toilet seat
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Laughsome alpha
  07/20/25
I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and ho...
Mildly autistic ratface
  07/15/25
“If your honors would like…”
avocado locale
  07/15/25
Tho humble
Startled Site
  07/15/25
we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation
cracking cowardly place of business
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Offensive apoplectic nowag
  07/15/25
lawyers no one has ever heard of tp
Mildly autistic ratface
  07/15/25
That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well w...
Jade degenerate toilet seat
  07/15/25
...
Mildly autistic ratface
  07/15/25
he's doing great court has no interests in his opponents ...
odious geriatric library
  07/15/25
I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living ea...
avocado locale
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aromatic university
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Relatively modest recovery tp
henna church building legend
  07/15/25
Took some umbrage tp Unbridled success tp
henna church building legend
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Mildly autistic ratface
  07/15/25
Further errors tp
henna church building legend
  07/15/25
forwent work
Startled Site
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looking at their firm size tp
Mildly autistic ratface
  07/15/25
Just realized that the firm they went against in this case i...
cobalt motley masturbator
  07/15/25
Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny...
Mildly autistic ratface
  07/15/25
Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envis...
cerise theatre
  07/15/25
*gayer
Startled Site
  07/15/25
That’s how all people from CA sound
cerise theatre
  07/15/25
Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."
Self-absorbed Vigorous National
  07/15/25
He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm...
Marvelous Fat Ankles Stage
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metal hairraiser office trump supporter
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kike
Violent Ladyboy
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Nofapping Pontificating Senate People Who Are Hurt
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brass resort factory reset button
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elite plaza
  07/16/25
Agreed Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts he...
cobalt motley masturbator
  07/15/25
he's just "eccentric"
Self-absorbed Vigorous National
  07/15/25
why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose t...
Mildly autistic ratface
  07/15/25
tls fox
Marvelous Fat Ankles Stage
  07/15/25
https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html je...
Mildly autistic ratface
  07/15/25
lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liber...
Marvelous Fat Ankles Stage
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...
maize hateful chad
  07/15/25
"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the fir...
cobalt motley masturbator
  07/15/25
did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in th...
exhilarant garnet codepig den
  07/15/25
Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as eviden...
gay indirect expression
  07/15/25
let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting
Startled Site
  07/15/25
gonna have to be way more specific
Mildly autistic ratface
  07/15/25
👋
Jade degenerate toilet seat
  07/15/25
"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four bl...
Swashbuckling Party Of The First Part
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Jade degenerate toilet seat
  07/15/25
You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had ...
Swashbuckling Party Of The First Part
  07/15/25
It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂
Jade degenerate toilet seat
  07/15/25
Lmaooooo What was all the discussion about novelty and co...
Swashbuckling Party Of The First Part
  07/15/25
We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on Califor...
Jade degenerate toilet seat
  07/15/25
Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind jury plain...
Swashbuckling Party Of The First Part
  07/15/25
Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity....
Jade degenerate toilet seat
  07/15/25
Defense taking umbrage tp
Mildly autistic ratface
  07/15/25
I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.
Swashbuckling Party Of The First Part
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Laughsome alpha
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Marvelous Fat Ankles Stage
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Claret Foreskin
  07/15/25
was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?
Talented federal locus
  07/15/25
pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris
maize hateful chad
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Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut
gaped mother
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WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) wh...
filthy passionate volcanic crater
  07/15/25
stfu fag
Startled Site
  07/15/25
It is good to be home.
filthy passionate volcanic crater
  07/15/25
the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polit...
aromatic university
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...
maize hateful chad
  07/15/25
litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest...
Multi-colored mad cow disease range
  07/15/25
not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (cand...
aromatic university
  07/15/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s
Multi-colored mad cow disease range
  07/15/25
im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and manneri...
aromatic university
  07/15/25
ive listened to tsinah as well 😔
Multi-colored mad cow disease range
  07/15/25
He’s really good
metal hairraiser office trump supporter
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im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encoun...
at-the-ready principal's office
  07/15/25
180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster
cobalt motley masturbator
  07/15/25
as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being h...
orange heaven
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jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contributi...
aromatic university
  07/15/25
slaveholders were 180 tho
Startled Site
  07/15/25
EPAH is worse than any slaveholder
orange heaven
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Hyperactive fighting house corn cake
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So thoughtful! So moderate!
useless embarrassed to the bone corner patrolman
  07/15/25
you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you ...
aromatic university
  07/15/25
You really aren’t In a position to comment yet. And ...
Unhinged knife community account
  07/15/25
Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. T...
Unhinged knife community account
  07/15/25
ty pumo
Jade degenerate toilet seat
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Jet Aggressive Dingle Berry Jewess
  07/16/25
this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice an...
aromatic university
  07/16/25
You have no idea what you are talking about.
Lilac cuckold center
  07/16/25
im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk...
aromatic university
  07/16/25
crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp
at-the-ready principal's office
  07/16/25
If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge ta...
Primrose Soul-stirring Lodge
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henna church building legend
  07/15/25
Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time...
elite plaza
  07/16/25
You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress
electric garrison
  07/16/25
Gorgeous guy
Jade degenerate toilet seat
  07/16/25
So do your black gorillas gf peg you? When you go &ldquo...
shimmering haunting orchestra pit puppy
  07/16/25
At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White an...
at-the-ready principal's office
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Jade degenerate toilet seat

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Slimy National Security Agency Step-uncle's House

lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Jade degenerate toilet seat

Ty

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Jet Aggressive Dingle Berry Jewess



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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Chrome Death Wish Roommate

are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Jade degenerate toilet seat

The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation, skill, and experience.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Chrome Death Wish Roommate

so far I remain unrenumerated

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Jade degenerate toilet seat

That’s all about to change.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Chrome Death Wish Roommate

make it quick I'm drowning here

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: rough-skinned bright rehab doctorate

Is this from the gas station case?

I remember seeing those fee arguments a while ago and thought you were on reasonably solid ground, with a pretty well developed basis for your request.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Jade degenerate toilet seat

Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pills case was over a long time ago, after RT and I agreed to be nice to each other.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:11 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Violent Ladyboy

it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: maize hateful chad

who is opposing counsel

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Jade degenerate toilet seat

A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: maize hateful chad

i wish both you and zurich tp luck

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Vigorous National

9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Jade degenerate toilet seat

Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Vigorous National

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ

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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Laughsome alpha

what a stud

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Startled Site

will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your FRIENDS plz

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Jade degenerate toilet seat

I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’ll let it fly

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Bateful Mustard Pistol

Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice area is the load bearing slash of our petition for fees.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Vigorous National

Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that's a complete 180 from what's in the papers. Hope this helps.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Bateful Mustard Pistol

Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me feeling like a beady eyed Breezewood bathroom attendant

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: avocado locale

The N-word would be a clever wink

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: brass resort factory reset button

You're honor I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101589)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Vigorous National

"I have sex with men for money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101740)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Arousing queen of the night

at least use the word scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101744)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Arousing queen of the night

Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101748)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Nighttime sanctuary

Bangarang could fly under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49102959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Chrome Death Wish Roommate

your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black letter law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101573)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Jade degenerate toilet seat

CNN made “jet black” too famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101585)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Chrome Death Wish Roommate

I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger" but that seems too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101664)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: useless embarrassed to the bone corner patrolman

May it please this Tall Court, counsel...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49102962)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal coffee pot

Best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101830)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Dark haunted graveyard meetinghouse

good luck buddy

the most "appellate" work ive done lately is getting a frivolous small claims court appeal dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49102964)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Mildly autistic ratface

got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgating rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49102968)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: maize hateful chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103126)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Laughsome alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49116110)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Mildly autistic ratface

EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: maize hateful chad

judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103137)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Dark haunted graveyard meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103140)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Mildly autistic ratface

what is this case over anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103147)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: cobalt motley masturbator

Where is the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: maize hateful chad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=UnitedStatesCourtofAppealsfortheNinthCircuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103145)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: cobalt motley masturbator

Ty

This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103153)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Offensive apoplectic nowag

what's the azn lawyer's moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103143)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: odious geriatric library

looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary goes down in flames 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103151)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Mildly autistic ratface

Here he comes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103161)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Mildly autistic ratface

He said "your honors" when he meant "yours honor" off to a terrible start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103163)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Lascivious immigrant set

rookie blunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103186)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Dark haunted graveyard meetinghouse

ahhhhh shit!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103162)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: henna church building legend

Wow aren't laws crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103164)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: cobalt motley masturbator

Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack

Maybe you two should link up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103168)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Mildly autistic ratface

1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that, EPAH voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103171)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Offensive apoplectic nowag

Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the other guy was talking about, I'd like to focus on the district court fucking me over on fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103170)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Mildly autistic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103174)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: avocado locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103204)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: aromatic university

almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably already knew he wasnt getting dat retrial walking in but none of the judges stopping epah and asking him about defendants argument really hammers home hes dunn hurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Nofapping Pontificating Senate People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103798)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Laughsome alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49116113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: henna church building legend

Sorry your honor i fucked up haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103177)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Mildly autistic ratface

why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103179)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: cobalt motley masturbator

Really makes you think huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103184)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Mildly autistic ratface

but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size doesn't matter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103188)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: henna church building legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103193)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Offensive apoplectic nowag

Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103183)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: henna church building legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103191)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Jade degenerate toilet seat

Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103350)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Startled Site

Oh epah fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103181)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Vigorous National

baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103192)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: henna church building legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103194)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: cracking cowardly place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103198)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: avocado locale

baldmo judge tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103201)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Marvelous Fat Ankles Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103251)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103397)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103523)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Carnelian Balding Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Marvelous Fat Ankles Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103250)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Multi-colored mad cow disease range

needs legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103582)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: cobalt motley masturbator

Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103195)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Turquoise sandwich water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103534)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: avocado locale

Imagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104300)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: avocado locale

Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of ‘archaic’ antitrust law. “I would have awarded a higher rate because I know how hard it is.”

Too bad EPAH is fumbling the record cites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103199)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Mildly autistic ratface

"I can turn him straight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103202)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: maize hateful chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103207)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: cobalt motley masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103214)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: avocado locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103215)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Marvelous Fat Ankles Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103298)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: metal hairraiser office trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103333)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: orange heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103430)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103524)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Primrose Soul-stirring Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Jade degenerate toilet seat

The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on the third appeal of our cigar case. I’ve got a feeling she’s going to be delivering a lot of money to me thru these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103390)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Laughsome alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49116117)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Mildly autistic ratface

I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and hope EPAH takes off his shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103200)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: avocado locale

“If your honors would like…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103210)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Startled Site

Tho humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103209)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: cracking cowardly place of business

we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103212)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Offensive apoplectic nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103310)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Mildly autistic ratface

lawyers no one has ever heard of tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103218)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Jade degenerate toilet seat

That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well with people when he says it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103353)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Mildly autistic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: odious geriatric library

he's doing great

court has no interests in his opponents arguments, spending the whole argument thinking very seriously about whether EPAH should get more money

one fuck up on the citation on 7-8, but handled it smoothly

I liked the "top floor of the u.s. bank building" point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103227)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: avocado locale

I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living earning fees on earning fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: aromatic university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103570)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: henna church building legend

Relatively modest recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103234)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: henna church building legend

Took some umbrage tp

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103237)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Mildly autistic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103239)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: henna church building legend

Further errors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103240)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Startled Site

forwent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103256)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Mildly autistic ratface

looking at their firm size tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103269)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: cobalt motley masturbator

Just realized that the firm they went against in this case is literally named "Prestige"

Fucking lmao at "lawyers" Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103245)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Mildly autistic ratface

Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny pink 2 minutes of rebuttal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103253)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: cerise theatre

Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103249)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Startled Site

*gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103254)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: cerise theatre

That’s how all people from CA sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103276)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Vigorous National

Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103741)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Marvelous Fat Ankles Stage

He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm's LGBTQ affinity group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103257)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: metal hairraiser office trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103332)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Violent Ladyboy

kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103379)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Jade degenerate toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103356)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103525)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: azure gaming laptop business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103540)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Nofapping Pontificating Senate People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103800)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: brass resort factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104420)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: elite plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105376)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: cobalt motley masturbator

Agreed

Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103260)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Vigorous National

he's just "eccentric"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103266)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Mildly autistic ratface

why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose this case, whatever it's about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103261)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Marvelous Fat Ankles Stage

tls fox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Mildly autistic ratface

https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103280)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Marvelous Fat Ankles Stage

lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liberals in biglaw comic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103290)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: maize hateful chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103411)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: cobalt motley masturbator

"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the first place and we should have won and so we shouldn't even have to pay these guys any money to begin with, let alone the amount of money they say they deserve"

Whoa. So this is the power of Lawyering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103284)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: exhilarant garnet codepig den

did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in the back of the court room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103302)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: gay indirect expression

Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as evidence of his TTTness like the old MLB scouts in Moneyball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103291)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Startled Site

let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103296)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Mildly autistic ratface

gonna have to be way more specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103313)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Jade degenerate toilet seat

👋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103360)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Party Of The First Part

"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four black children."

*9th circuit stares blankly*

"Two of them are Trans"

*papers shuffle around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103366)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Jade degenerate toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103374)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Party Of The First Part

You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had no idea what this case was about. This was the most obscure shit ever. It's cool you make a lot of money arguing with other eggheads about random crap on behalf of giant corporations over a few more dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103386)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Jade degenerate toilet seat

It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103394)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Party Of The First Part

Lmaooooo

What was all the discussion about novelty and compensation and citing a bunch of California state supreme court cases about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Jade degenerate toilet seat

We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on California’s “mini RPA” statute. Under CA law you’re supposed to get a fee “multiplier” when you take a case on contingency that is novel, requires skill, and precluded you from taking other work. So on remand we’ll ask for 2x of whatever our trial judge awards.

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103415)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Party Of The First Part

Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind

jury plaintiff-side jury verdict tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103417)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Jade degenerate toilet seat

Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Mildly autistic ratface

Defense taking umbrage tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103431)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Party Of The First Part

I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103441)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Laughsome alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49116120)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Marvelous Fat Ankles Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103835)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Claret Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103435)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Talented federal locus

was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103438)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: maize hateful chad

pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103453)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: gaped mother

Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103488)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: filthy passionate volcanic crater

WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) where EPAH takes his shirt off? TY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Startled Site

stfu fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103560)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: filthy passionate volcanic crater

It is good to be home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103562)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: aromatic university

the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polithiths shitpoaster is whether they can admit epah is a 180 poaster.

great job champ fuck those baldmo fags on the top floor of the us bank building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103576)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: maize hateful chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103587)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored mad cow disease range

litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest thing on earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103591)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: aromatic university

not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (candy ride, benzo) let alone world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103594)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored mad cow disease range

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103602)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: aromatic university

im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and mannerisms but did you listen tk those other two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103610)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Multi-colored mad cow disease range

ive listened to tsinah as well 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103632)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: metal hairraiser office trump supporter

He’s really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103670)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: at-the-ready principal's office

im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encountered tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104211)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: cobalt motley masturbator

180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103612)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: orange heaven

as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being he’s lower than dogshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103617)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: aromatic university

jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contribution to scholarship, neither should epahs troon kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Startled Site

slaveholders were 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103633)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: orange heaven

EPAH is worse than any slaveholder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103686)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Hyperactive fighting house corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104005)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: useless embarrassed to the bone corner patrolman

So thoughtful! So moderate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103727)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: aromatic university

you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you stopped talking massive shit about him right around the time he showed zzz tremendous grace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103730)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Unhinged knife community account

You really aren’t

In a position to comment yet. And your asinine public hot takes aren’t furthering your reputation as an advocate. Chill out and buckle down and get to work and take your wins and hits for a few years if you want to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Unhinged knife community account

Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. The only note I have would be to talk more about the public policy benefits of taking on these cases, along with applicable literature. Anyway good job. I hope you get another million.

I hope a crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod doesn’t delete this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104203)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Jade degenerate toilet seat

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104951)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Jet Aggressive Dingle Berry Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105371)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: aromatic university

this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice any weight anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105385)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Lilac cuckold center

You have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105451)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: aromatic university

im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk why you even poast under pumos when your voice and behavior is so identifiable.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750333&mc=44&forum_id=2#49105455

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105461)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: at-the-ready principal's office

crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105396)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Primrose Soul-stirring Lodge

If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge talks about the size of EPAH's sperm at 25:21:

https://www.youtube.com/live/KK68ynUnvSQ?si=XNEVYlCkDUdL2ZZG&t=1521

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104554)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: henna church building legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104621)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: elite plaza

Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105328)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: electric garrison

You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105345)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Jade degenerate toilet seat

Gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49106112)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: shimmering haunting orchestra pit puppy

So do your black gorillas gf peg you?

When you go “surfing” is it because you like to look at other men?

Aren’t lawyers suppose to be ALPHA AF. You look like you are wasting away from Gaids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105365)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: at-the-ready principal's office

At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White and Non-Jewish, which is more than anyone can say for you my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105370)