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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Twisted sanctuary
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
lime razzmatazz philosopher-king locale
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Drunken hairraiser affirmative action university
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Marvelous regret indian lodge
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Abnormal Razzle-dazzle Pisswyrm Hospital
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
glittery gay wizard
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Tan death wish locus
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Wild sex offender deer antler
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Yapping Bateful Location
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Twisted sanctuary
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
cracking reading party
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
heady gaping library
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
contagious base
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Twisted sanctuary
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Chestnut 180 stag film
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Aphrodisiac Snowy Sandwich
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
hairless impressive heaven
  06/30/25
cr
Twisted sanctuary
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
cracking reading party
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Lilac box office
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Chestnut 180 stag film
  06/30/25
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swashbuckling lay organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
contagious base
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
hairless impressive heaven
  06/30/25
...
Stirring resort sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
*bussy
Titillating rehab
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Tan death wish locus
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
hyperventilating fear-inspiring address toilet seat
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
concupiscible lake jew
  06/30/25
fuck
contagious base
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
hyperventilating fear-inspiring address toilet seat
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
lime razzmatazz philosopher-king locale
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
contagious base
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Lilac box office
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Twisted sanctuary
  06/30/25
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Naked boyish parlor
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
galvanic home
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Emerald exciting becky
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Outnumbered gas station
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Twisted sanctuary
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Emerald exciting becky
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
swashbuckling lay organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Emerald exciting becky
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Smoky Community Account
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Twisted sanctuary
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Amethyst Talented Church Building
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
amber thriller jewess party of the first part
  06/30/25
tcr
swashbuckling lay organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
just jump
lascivious nudist senate
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Twisted sanctuary
  06/30/25
...
ruby mediation preventive strike
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Bright Mind-boggling Parlour
  06/30/25
wow
Twisted sanctuary
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
mahogany frisky area fanboi
  06/30/25
JFC man
Twisted sanctuary
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Yapping Bateful Location
  06/30/25
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lascivious nudist senate
  06/30/25
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contagious base
  06/30/25
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Chestnut 180 stag film
  06/30/25
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opaque digit ratio stead
  06/30/25
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Amethyst Talented Church Building
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
amber thriller jewess party of the first part
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
galvanic home
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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Stirring resort sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Balding Range Cuckoldry
  07/01/25
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territorial black woman
  07/01/25
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Marvelous regret indian lodge
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
glittery gay wizard
  06/30/25
bro
Twisted sanctuary
  06/30/25
...
amber thriller jewess party of the first part
  06/30/25
lol
swashbuckling lay organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
...
Disrespectful Navy Keepsake Machete Tank
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
brilliant vivacious brunch love of her life
  06/30/25
jfc
Twisted sanctuary
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
cracking reading party
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Violet stage candlestick maker
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
opaque digit ratio stead
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
swashbuckling lay organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
brilliant vivacious brunch love of her life
  07/01/25
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Outnumbered gas station
  07/01/25
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opaque digit ratio stead
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
territorial black woman
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Zombie-like obsidian site brethren
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Lilac box office
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Twisted sanctuary
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
contagious base
  06/30/25
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Twisted sanctuary
  07/01/25
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Seedy Trailer Park
  07/01/25
lol
swashbuckling lay organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
...
lascivious nudist senate
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
haunting whorehouse mental disorder
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Trip Transparent National Partner
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Carmine Pea-brained Mexican Liquid Oxygen
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
magenta private investor
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
hilarious sickened persian genital piercing
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Seedy Trailer Park
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Beady-eyed charcoal theatre
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Twisted sanctuary
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
swashbuckling lay organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
...
Twisted sanctuary
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Stirring resort sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
😟
Bonkers center gaming laptop
  07/01/25
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Cerebral Garrison Background Story
  07/01/25
holy shit
Twisted sanctuary
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Seedy Trailer Park
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
carnelian laughsome space
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
territorial black woman
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Tan death wish locus
  07/01/25
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Twisted sanctuary
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
territorial black woman
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
territorial black woman
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Bright Mind-boggling Parlour
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Tan death wish locus
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Twisted sanctuary
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Judgmental water buffalo
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Stirring resort sweet tailpipe
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Poppy Excitant Piazza
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Twisted sanctuary
  07/06/25
...
Bright Mind-boggling Parlour
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
aggressive ratface
  07/06/25
...
opaque digit ratio stead
  07/06/25
lol
swashbuckling lay organic girlfriend
  07/07/25
wow
Twisted sanctuary
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Twisted sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz philosopher-king locale

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Drunken hairraiser affirmative action university

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Marvelous regret indian lodge

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Abnormal Razzle-dazzle Pisswyrm Hospital

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: glittery gay wizard

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Tan death wish locus

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Wild sex offender deer antler

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Yapping Bateful Location

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Twisted sanctuary

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: cracking reading party

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: heady gaping library

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: contagious base

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Twisted sanctuary

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Chestnut 180 stag film

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Snowy Sandwich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: hairless impressive heaven

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Twisted sanctuary

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: cracking reading party

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Lilac box office

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Chestnut 180 stag film

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: swashbuckling lay organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: contagious base

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: hairless impressive heaven

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Stirring resort sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Titillating rehab

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Tan death wish locus

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: hyperventilating fear-inspiring address toilet seat

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: concupiscible lake jew

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: contagious base

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: hyperventilating fear-inspiring address toilet seat

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: lime razzmatazz philosopher-king locale

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: contagious base

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Lilac box office

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Twisted sanctuary

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Naked boyish parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: galvanic home

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Emerald exciting becky

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Outnumbered gas station

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Twisted sanctuary

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Emerald exciting becky

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: swashbuckling lay organic girlfriend

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Emerald exciting becky

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Smoky Community Account

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Twisted sanctuary

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Amethyst Talented Church Building

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: amber thriller jewess party of the first part

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: swashbuckling lay organic girlfriend

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: lascivious nudist senate

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Twisted sanctuary

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: ruby mediation preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Bright Mind-boggling Parlour

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Twisted sanctuary

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: mahogany frisky area fanboi

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Twisted sanctuary

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Yapping Bateful Location

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: lascivious nudist senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: contagious base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Chestnut 180 stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Violet stage candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: opaque digit ratio stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Amethyst Talented Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: amber thriller jewess party of the first part

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: galvanic home

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Domesticated dashing internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Stirring resort sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Burgundy appetizing bawdyhouse psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Balding Range Cuckoldry

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: territorial black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Marvelous regret indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: glittery gay wizard

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Twisted sanctuary

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: amber thriller jewess party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: swashbuckling lay organic girlfriend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Disrespectful Navy Keepsake Machete Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: brilliant vivacious brunch love of her life

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Twisted sanctuary

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: cracking reading party

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Violet stage candlestick maker

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: opaque digit ratio stead

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: swashbuckling lay organic girlfriend

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: brilliant vivacious brunch love of her life

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Outnumbered gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: opaque digit ratio stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: territorial black woman

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Zombie-like obsidian site brethren

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Lilac box office

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Twisted sanctuary

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: contagious base

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Twisted sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Seedy Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: swashbuckling lay organic girlfriend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: lascivious nudist senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: haunting whorehouse mental disorder

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Trip Transparent National Partner

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Carmine Pea-brained Mexican Liquid Oxygen

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: magenta private investor

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: hilarious sickened persian genital piercing

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Seedy Trailer Park

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed charcoal theatre

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Twisted sanctuary

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: swashbuckling lay organic girlfriend

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Twisted sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Stirring resort sweet tailpipe

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Bonkers center gaming laptop

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Cerebral Garrison Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Twisted sanctuary

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Seedy Trailer Park

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: carnelian laughsome space

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: territorial black woman

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Tan death wish locus

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Twisted sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: territorial black woman

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: territorial black woman

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Bright Mind-boggling Parlour

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Tan death wish locus

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Twisted sanctuary

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Judgmental water buffalo

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Stirring resort sweet tailpipe

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Poppy Excitant Piazza

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Twisted sanctuary

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Bright Mind-boggling Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: aggressive ratface

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: opaque digit ratio stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: swashbuckling lay organic girlfriend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Twisted sanctuary

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)