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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
boyish jade abode toilet seat
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
fiercely-loyal bbw
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Judgmental Fat Ankles Famous Landscape Painting
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Soul-stirring Buff National Dysfunction
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
nighttime property
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
multi-colored lemon shitlib
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
odious doobsian toaster piazza
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
nofapping cerise public bath trust fund
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
anal glittery twinkling uncleanness dragon
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Bull Headed Mahogany Marketing Idea Institution
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Cocky translucent liquid oxygen people who are hurt
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
wild nibblets
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Dead Rose Newt Address
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
at-the-ready aquamarine cruise ship
  06/30/25
cr
Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
anal glittery twinkling uncleanness dragon
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
sapphire reading party tattoo
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
wild nibblets
  06/30/25
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black geriatric field
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Cocky translucent liquid oxygen people who are hurt
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
at-the-ready aquamarine cruise ship
  06/30/25
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glassy naked pervert
  07/01/25
*bussy
aromatic parlor
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
multi-colored lemon shitlib
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
transparent ladyboy hunting ground
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Sooty queen of the night nowag
  06/30/25
fuck
Cocky translucent liquid oxygen people who are hurt
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
transparent ladyboy hunting ground
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
boyish jade abode toilet seat
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Cocky translucent liquid oxygen people who are hurt
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
sapphire reading party tattoo
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater
  06/30/25
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bat shit crazy rigpig
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Salmon Wonderful Lay
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Duck-like shrine boltzmann
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
slate nursing home
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Duck-like shrine boltzmann
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
black geriatric field
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Duck-like shrine boltzmann
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Obsidian supple heaven
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Swashbuckling vengeful point mental disorder
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Sticky dark indian lodge love of her life
  06/30/25
tcr
black geriatric field
  07/01/25
just jump
exhilarant brindle incel
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater
  06/30/25
...
brass theater
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
mildly autistic pearly goal in life
  06/30/25
wow
Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
plum jet-lagged faggotry sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
JFC man
Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
nofapping cerise public bath trust fund
  06/30/25
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exhilarant brindle incel
  06/30/25
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Cocky translucent liquid oxygen people who are hurt
  06/30/25
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wild nibblets
  06/30/25
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Shimmering cuckoldry travel guidebook
  06/30/25
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irradiated box office
  06/30/25
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Swashbuckling vengeful point mental disorder
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Sticky dark indian lodge love of her life
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Salmon Wonderful Lay
  06/30/25
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Impressive useless brakes main people
  07/01/25
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glassy naked pervert
  07/01/25
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vigorous jewess home
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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aphrodisiac immigrant
  07/01/25
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Judgmental Fat Ankles Famous Landscape Painting
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
nighttime property
  06/30/25
bro
Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater
  06/30/25
...
Sticky dark indian lodge love of her life
  06/30/25
lol
black geriatric field
  07/01/25
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Alcoholic principal's office round eye
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
vivacious maize lodge
  06/30/25
jfc
Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
anal glittery twinkling uncleanness dragon
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Shimmering cuckoldry travel guidebook
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
irradiated box office
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
black geriatric field
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
vivacious maize lodge
  07/01/25
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slate nursing home
  07/01/25
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irradiated box office
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
aphrodisiac immigrant
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Galvanic cuckold
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
sapphire reading party tattoo
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Cocky translucent liquid oxygen people who are hurt
  06/30/25
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Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater
  07/01/25
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wine drunken fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
lol
black geriatric field
  07/01/25
...
exhilarant brindle incel
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Amber infuriating digit ratio stain
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Appetizing Hateful Step-uncle's House
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
sepia cerebral weed whacker
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Charcoal exciting trailer park feces
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
sick fear-inspiring business firm
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
wine drunken fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
learning disabled private investor church building
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
black geriatric field
  07/01/25
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Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
glassy naked pervert
  07/01/25
😟
Copper pistol elastic band
  07/01/25
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adventurous blue new version philosopher-king
  07/01/25
holy shit
Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
wine drunken fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Chestnut disgusting selfie haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
aphrodisiac immigrant
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
multi-colored lemon shitlib
  07/01/25
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Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
aphrodisiac immigrant
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
aphrodisiac immigrant
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
mildly autistic pearly goal in life
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
multi-colored lemon shitlib
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
razzle filthpig market
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
glassy naked pervert
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
tantric knife resort
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater
  07/06/25
...
mildly autistic pearly goal in life
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Walnut wrinkle associate
  07/06/25
...
irradiated box office
  07/06/25
lol
black geriatric field
  07/07/25
wow
Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: boyish jade abode toilet seat

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal bbw

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Judgmental Fat Ankles Famous Landscape Painting

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Buff National Dysfunction

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: nighttime property

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: multi-colored lemon shitlib

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: odious doobsian toaster piazza

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: nofapping cerise public bath trust fund

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: anal glittery twinkling uncleanness dragon

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Bull Headed Mahogany Marketing Idea Institution

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Cocky translucent liquid oxygen people who are hurt

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: wild nibblets

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Dead Rose Newt Address

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: at-the-ready aquamarine cruise ship

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: anal glittery twinkling uncleanness dragon

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: sapphire reading party tattoo

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: wild nibblets

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: black geriatric field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Cocky translucent liquid oxygen people who are hurt

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: at-the-ready aquamarine cruise ship

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: glassy naked pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: aromatic parlor

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: multi-colored lemon shitlib

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: transparent ladyboy hunting ground

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Sooty queen of the night nowag

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Cocky translucent liquid oxygen people who are hurt

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: transparent ladyboy hunting ground

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: boyish jade abode toilet seat

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Cocky translucent liquid oxygen people who are hurt

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: sapphire reading party tattoo

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: bat shit crazy rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Salmon Wonderful Lay

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Duck-like shrine boltzmann

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: slate nursing home

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Duck-like shrine boltzmann

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: black geriatric field

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Duck-like shrine boltzmann

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Obsidian supple heaven

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling vengeful point mental disorder

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Sticky dark indian lodge love of her life

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: black geriatric field

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: exhilarant brindle incel

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: brass theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: mildly autistic pearly goal in life

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: plum jet-lagged faggotry sneaky criminal

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: nofapping cerise public bath trust fund

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: exhilarant brindle incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Cocky translucent liquid oxygen people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: wild nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Shimmering cuckoldry travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: irradiated box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling vengeful point mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Sticky dark indian lodge love of her life

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Salmon Wonderful Lay

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Impressive useless brakes main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: glassy naked pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: vigorous jewess home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: slap-happy ocher indirect expression

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Judgmental Fat Ankles Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: nighttime property

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Sticky dark indian lodge love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: black geriatric field

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Alcoholic principal's office round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: vivacious maize lodge

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: anal glittery twinkling uncleanness dragon

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Shimmering cuckoldry travel guidebook

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: irradiated box office

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: black geriatric field

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: vivacious maize lodge

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: slate nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: irradiated box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac immigrant

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Galvanic cuckold

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: sapphire reading party tattoo

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Cocky translucent liquid oxygen people who are hurt

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: wine drunken fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: black geriatric field

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: exhilarant brindle incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Amber infuriating digit ratio stain

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Appetizing Hateful Step-uncle's House

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: sepia cerebral weed whacker

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Charcoal exciting trailer park feces

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: sick fear-inspiring business firm

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: wine drunken fortuitous meteor

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: learning disabled private investor church building

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: black geriatric field

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: glassy naked pervert

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Copper pistol elastic band

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: adventurous blue new version philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: wine drunken fortuitous meteor

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Chestnut disgusting selfie haunted graveyard

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac immigrant

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: multi-colored lemon shitlib

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: aphrodisiac immigrant

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: aphrodisiac immigrant

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: mildly autistic pearly goal in life

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: multi-colored lemon shitlib

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: razzle filthpig market

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: glassy naked pervert

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: tantric knife resort

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: mildly autistic pearly goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Walnut wrinkle associate

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: irradiated box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: black geriatric field

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Razzmatazz roommate volcanic crater

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2)#49078889)