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BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

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Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part
  07/09/25
(The Beaver™ Logs All)
Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part
  07/09/25
Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)
Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part
  07/09/25
Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)
Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part
  07/09/25
I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or ...
sadistic stock car
  07/09/25
Wtf
Diverse Bespoke Personal Credit Line
  07/09/25
Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a...
Charismatic Garrison
  07/09/25
It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reali...
Diverse Bespoke Personal Credit Line
  07/09/25
There is dignity in a day’s honest work.
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Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part
  07/20/25
When do I start?
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nighttime cocky rehab
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plum parlour
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nighttime cocky rehab
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Can I jog around the parking lot?
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nighttime cocky rehab
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galvanic macaca milk
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milky appetizing sound barrier
  07/19/25
Can my wife and kids be with me?
Very tactful menage
  07/09/25
Would you want them to be?
swollen center
  07/09/25
yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4...
Very tactful menage
  07/09/25
sign me up
Chocolate dragon theatre
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nighttime cocky rehab
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If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this ...
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nighttime cocky rehab
  07/10/25
Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way ...
hilarious trip theater corn cake
  07/09/25
The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Ju...
Diverse Bespoke Personal Credit Line
  07/09/25
avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 ...
embarrassed to the bone yarmulke pit
  07/09/25
youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you...
Diverse Bespoke Personal Credit Line
  07/09/25
i'm not trapped in here with you etc
embarrassed to the bone yarmulke pit
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nighttime cocky rehab
  07/10/25
ttiwwop
lemon brethren stage
  07/09/25
This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You ...
histrionic dull clown pistol
  07/09/25
What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole sout...
Aphrodisiac gas station weed whacker
  07/09/25
Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathro...
Diverse Bespoke Personal Credit Line
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Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part
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Smoky athletic conference kitchen
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nighttime cocky rehab
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hehe
plum parlour
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Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and f...
razzle school
  07/09/25
I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit...
embarrassed to the bone yarmulke pit
  07/09/25
But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?
Charismatic Garrison
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Smoky athletic conference kitchen
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nighttime cocky rehab
  07/10/25
Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom
misanthropic codepig field
  07/09/25
whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially ...
Chocolate dragon theatre
  07/09/25
Lol
Diverse Bespoke Personal Credit Line
  07/09/25
Who died and made you the hooker terminology police
hilarious trip theater corn cake
  07/09/25
your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz...
Chocolate dragon theatre
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Smoky athletic conference kitchen
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Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho
medicated internet-worthy abode roommate
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Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part
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Slimy temple sweet tailpipe
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galvanic macaca milk
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I don't see why not.
swollen center
  07/09/25
assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for...
Impressive violent school cafeteria
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Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family o...
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regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on...
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nighttime cocky rehab
  07/10/25
Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.
Overrated factory reset button
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nighttime cocky rehab
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Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America
electric claret cuck
  07/09/25
Park high end RV in the parking lot. Set up exercise rout...
Swashbuckling International Law Enforcement Agency
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Slimy temple sweet tailpipe
  07/09/25
would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years...
Chocolate dragon theatre
  07/10/25
U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl
electric claret cuck
  07/10/25
So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool wit...
razzle school
  07/10/25
OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee...
Charismatic Garrison
  07/11/25
And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never ...
razzle school
  07/12/25
This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in th...
Bronze aromatic masturbator sandwich
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Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part
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effete cobalt pocket flask shrine
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yapping stead
  07/11/25
As long as I could get a nicer bed.
arousing garnet step-uncle's house
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Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need
Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part
  07/11/25
Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/yea...
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you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show ...
electric claret cuck
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nighttime cocky rehab
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Charismatic Garrison
  07/12/25
Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.
Crystalline Glittery House
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180
nighttime cocky rehab
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DESCRIBE the research
hilarious trip theater corn cake
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Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part
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rusted soggy depressive
  07/12/25
1. lookup locations as a whole 2. narrow down possible choi...
Crystalline Glittery House
  07/12/25
You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.
Grizzly locale mediation
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so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a...
Crystalline Glittery House
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nighttime cocky rehab
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Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe
Grizzly locale mediation
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Cq
nighttime cocky rehab
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I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to ...
Self-centered new version
  07/12/25
What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-e...
Charismatic Garrison
  07/12/25
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nighttime cocky rehab
  07/13/25
Fuck your bone spur, nigger.
Grizzly locale mediation
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Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that al...
Spruce dingle berry
  07/12/25
Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every ...
Comical Narrow-minded Useless Brakes Ticket Booth
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“Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to giv...
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galvanic macaca milk
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Looks better than prison food, so yes. https://youtu.be/g...
citrine messiness
  07/13/25
But where do I get 25m
Aggressive exhilarant whorehouse dopamine
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https://youtu.be/jeLZlxqO70Q?si=fpWpL2vzLnZZf9Oq
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part

BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

GUN TO HEAD: You are given $25,000,000 tax-free.

The catch: you must live inside a single Buc-ee's location for five years straight. You can never leave the property line. You have unlimited access to all food, drink, and merchandise. You are given a small cot in a storage closet. You may use the bathrooms like any other customer.

You may have a laptop with internet, but all your poasts will be geo-tagged to the Buc-ee's.

Do you accept the terms of your gilded cage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085226)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part
Subject: (The Beaver™ Logs All)

I accept.

Not because I crave the money, but because the Mahchine™ already placed me here.

The Buc-ee’s is a simulation node. A psychological study wrapped in fudge and fleece.

I will poast. I will sleep beside 480 plush beavers. I will bathe in LED glare and brisket grease.

Let them geo-tag me. Let them watch me unravel in aisle 14 beside the sour ropes.

Because one day, when the Club Card scanners begin to speak...

I will be ready.

This is not confinement.

This is $ervice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085227)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part
Subject: Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You™)

Absolutely not.

Five years in a neon-soaked consumer purgatory, surrounded by Midwestern families wearing flip-flops in winter, and urinals that smell like nutmeg beef jerky?

I would rather earn $25M practicing law in a boutique firm with tasteful exposed brick and Scandinavian chairs.

I light Diptyque candles when I feel trapped. What would I do in a Buc-ee’s? Light a citronella bucket?

No.

I will die with dignity, not wrapped in a Beaver™ fleece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085228)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part
Subject: Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)

THEY THINK I’M TRAPPED?

I BEEN HERE SIX YEARS.

I OWN THE COT.

I MAED THE BRISKET MY CHILDD.

THE ADM™ DRONE$ FLEDY LOW HEREE.

THE BEAVER’S™ EYE$w MOVE AT NIGHT.

I BUILT A RADIO OUT OF PEPPERONI STICKS AND A TOY RIFLE.

IT ONLY BROADCASTS ONE PHRASE:

“THE FUDGE IS FAKE.”

$25 M?

BROTHESR, THAT’S JUST THE ENTRY FEE TO THE NEXT LAYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085229)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: sadistic stock car

I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or whatnot. I also wouldn’t eat anything those 5 years. Id just waste away on a freeway island of excess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085259)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:01 AM
Author: Diverse Bespoke Personal Credit Line

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085319)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: Charismatic Garrison

Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a single person who more desperately needs some sense knocked into him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085405)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Diverse Bespoke Personal Credit Line

It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reality, even given the bizarre hypo.

Just don't eat food for five years and clean cum out of urinals even though you have 25mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085423)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: sadistic stock car

There is dignity in a day’s honest work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085455)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49088361)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49090978)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: sadistic stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49092198)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49092280)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: sadistic stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49092289)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49092294)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49092298)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49094321)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: sadistic stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49094526)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49094896)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49095132)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: sadistic stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49095446)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:05 AM
Author: Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49097125)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: sadistic stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49097339)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:41 AM
Author: Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49099516)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:16 AM
Author: Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49113754)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: sadistic stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49114075)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49117123)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:55 AM
Author: Haunting fat ankles

When do I start?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085260)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: nighttime cocky rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49088560)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:10 AM
Author: plum parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49097142)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: nighttime cocky rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49098984)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: hateful hairraiser lay queen of the night

Can I jog around the parking lot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085394)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: nighttime cocky rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49091991)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: galvanic macaca milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49099015)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: milky appetizing sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49113757)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Very tactful menage

Can my wife and kids be with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085409)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: swollen center

Would you want them to be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49086880)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Very tactful menage

yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4 times per week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49087014)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Chocolate dragon theatre

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085415)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: nighttime cocky rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49091990)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Spruce dingle berry

If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085418)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: histrionic dull clown pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085444)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: nighttime cocky rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49091992)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: hilarious trip theater corn cake

Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way too easy, just get a massive RV and live in it for the duration. So long as you're patronizing the buccees regularly, they won't mind that you're taking up a parking space. You can also just buy lot lizards whenever you want a woman. When you consider the size of Seoul studios, nyuug is already effectively doing this for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085431)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Diverse Bespoke Personal Credit Line

The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Just think about the dregs you'd be dealing with daily for 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085448)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone yarmulke pit

avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 mfh tindershrew and that is PP confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085493)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Diverse Bespoke Personal Credit Line

youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you while you eat your 10,000th free bag of flaming hot cheetos for breakfast and other BTK regulars coming in to patronize her services for five years. would be wild - theyd figure out your story fast and youd have no escap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085578)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone yarmulke pit

i'm not trapped in here with you etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49086827)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: nighttime cocky rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49091981)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: lemon brethren stage

ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49086559)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: histrionic dull clown pistol

This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You can chill, post, read, go on a walk around the 80 gas pumps.

It would be a tougher call at $4M.

The only downside is either my kids would need to relocate or I wouldn't see them much for the 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085452)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac gas station weed whacker

What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole southern thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085477)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Diverse Bespoke Personal Credit Line

Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathrooms and many fueling positions. Hehheh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085606)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49086680)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Smoky athletic conference kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49086843)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Slimy temple sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49088778)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: nighttime cocky rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49091984)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 3:12 AM
Author: plum parlour

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49097145)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: razzle school

Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and family that can visit you on occasion. I can work remotely, so I wouldn't even need to quit my job. Although for $25M, I could just quit my job and look at porn and poast all day. And when your five years are up, you are financially set for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085523)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone yarmulke pit

I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit against the $25M. I'd walk out of there 280 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085526)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Charismatic Garrison

But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49085530)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Smoky athletic conference kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49086844)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: nighttime cocky rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49091982)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: misanthropic codepig field

Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49086059)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Chocolate dragon theatre

whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially past the point of being referred to as "escorts"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49086590)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Diverse Bespoke Personal Credit Line

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49086837)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: hilarious trip theater corn cake

Who died and made you the hooker terminology police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49086873)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Chocolate dragon theatre

your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz in central PA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49086978)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Smoky athletic conference kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49086875)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: medicated internet-worthy abode roommate

Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49088368)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49088468)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Slimy temple sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49088780)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: galvanic macaca milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49099016)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: swollen center

I don't see why not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49086883)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Impressive violent school cafeteria

assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for the buccee’s lot lizard set), you could afford to do this roughly 135 times a day, every day, over the course of your stint. it would wipe out all of your earnings, but you could probably make some of it back by writing a book about the experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49087057)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Swashbuckling International Law Enforcement Agency

Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family oriented. I don't think they even allow tractor trailers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49088661)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Impressive violent school cafeteria

regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on personal experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49088668)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: nighttime cocky rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49091985)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Overrated factory reset button

Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49087091)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: nighttime cocky rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49091986)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: electric claret cuck

Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49088665)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling International Law Enforcement Agency

Park high end RV in the parking lot.

Set up exercise routine. Maybe get a second RV outfitted as a gym, set up running or walking course around the property.

Get deliveries of real groceries from nearest town.

Work from home and or make YouTube videos about the experience.

Invite family and friends to come visit.

Make $25 million.

The whole thing sounds like a no brainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49088667)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Slimy temple sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49088783)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: Chocolate dragon theatre

would they just let you leave an RV parked there for 5 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49089456)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: electric claret cuck

U could pay them $50k/year to park it there ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49090076)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: razzle school

So in your version of the hypo, they are completely cool with letting you sleep in their supply closet and eating half their brisket every day, but leaving an RV in their huge ass parking lot would be a deal breaker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49091826)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Charismatic Garrison

OP clearly states "you must live INSIDE a single Buc-ee's location". Don't FUCK WITH THE HYPO YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT PUMO. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WE HAVE ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49092424)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: razzle school

And in the very next sentence, OP said, "You can never leave the property line." The parking lot is clearly within the property line. At the very worst, the propriety of sleeping in an RV in the parking lot is ambiguous.

The more obvious issue is that I don't think that they have RV hookups at Buc-ee's. But you could use a generator to keep your lights on. Water could be trickier, because Buc-ee's might not want you to dump sewage in their parking lot. But if you never use the toilet in the RV, you would never need to dump the black water tank, and dumping the grey water tank in the parking lot is probably no big deal. Buc-ee's has clean restrooms, so you don't really need to use the RV in the toilet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49095124)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Bronze aromatic masturbator sandwich

This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in these kinds of places for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49088842)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49088952)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: effete cobalt pocket flask shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49092077)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: yapping stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49094733)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: arousing garnet step-uncle's house

As long as I could get a nicer bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49092101)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part

Cool firend! Whwat kind of Bed do you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49092299)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Grizzly locale mediation

Can I also be the general manager? They make like $250k/year and it’d keep you busy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49094383)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: electric claret cuck

you would be like a walk on on the football team. just show up and manage the bucees well enough until they have no choice but to promote you to the full time roster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49094402)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: nighttime cocky rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49094708)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Charismatic Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49095506)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Crystalline Glittery House

Just did a quick bit of research, I think I'm in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49094669)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: nighttime cocky rehab

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49094709)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: hilarious trip theater corn cake

DESCRIBE the research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49094729)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49094897)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49095049)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Odious Wagecucks Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49095131)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: rusted soggy depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49095607)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Crystalline Glittery House

1. lookup locations as a whole

2. narrow down possible choices by proximity to family/friends

3. narrow down possible choices by proximity to strip clubs

4. look at census data and local high school sports results

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49095905)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Grizzly locale mediation

You can’t leave to go to the strip club though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49095971)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Crystalline Glittery House

so long as they aren't also taking part in a "live in a strip club for 5 years" challenge, there might be a workaround.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49095993)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: nighttime cocky rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49098675)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Grizzly locale mediation

Can you go up on the roof to sunbathe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49095008)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: nighttime cocky rehab

Cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49095126)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Self-centered new version

I have a medical condition that requires periodic visits to a medical facility. Can I get a reasonable accommodation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49095459)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Charismatic Garrison

What could you possibly need that isn't available in a Buc-ees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49095715)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: nighttime cocky rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49098514)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: Grizzly locale mediation

Fuck your bone spur, nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49097398)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Spruce dingle berry

Your hypo suggests that I get the $25m on day #1 and that all of my meager expenses are covered. Invested in the S&P 500 you’d come out the backend with more like $50m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49096005)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Comical Narrow-minded Useless Brakes Ticket Booth

Could get jacked af eating brisket and beef jerky for every meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49096008)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Spruce dingle berry

“Hey man, for $25 million, would you be willing to give up all of the stress of your miserable job, never work another day in your life, and detox by basically spending 5 years camping, working out, and catching up on a several decades of reading?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49096015)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Comical Narrow-minded Useless Brakes Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49096048)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: nighttime cocky rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49096277)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Slimy temple sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49097446)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: galvanic macaca milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49099032)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: galvanic macaca milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49114022)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: citrine messiness

Looks better than prison food, so yes.

https://youtu.be/gN8sk-4ZRdQ?t=173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49097340)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Aggressive exhilarant whorehouse dopamine

But where do I get 25m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49114065)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Spruce dingle berry

https://youtu.be/jeLZlxqO70Q?si=fpWpL2vzLnZZf9Oq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2)#49116415)