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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Poppy address
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
harsh therapy
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
vivacious orange wrinkle
  03/02/24
...
mind-boggling school cafeteria friendly grandma
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
wild boltzmann really tough guy
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
harsh therapy
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
wild boltzmann really tough guy
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
harsh therapy
  03/02/24
lmao
hilarious associate
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
laughsome black antidepressant drug corner
  03/03/24
...
galvanic rigpig
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
stirring ticket booth mexican
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Poppy address
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Purple Theatre Dingle Berry
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Poppy address
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Purple Theatre Dingle Berry
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
boyish locale
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
Abusive big locus brethren
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
irradiated digit ratio office
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
sadistic pozpig
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Slap-happy piazza skinny woman
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
disrespectful bateful cuckoldry center
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
Pearly karate giraffe
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
thriller infuriating rehab fanboi
  03/02/24
...
clear stubborn bawdyhouse elastic band
  03/02/24
...
Mewling trump supporter
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
clear stubborn bawdyhouse elastic band
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
Mewling trump supporter
  03/02/24
...
hilarious associate
  03/03/24
...
odious codepig
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
lake vigorous market toaster
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
Poppy address
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
brass bespoke brunch
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Poppy address
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
brass bespoke brunch
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Red trust fund
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
wild boltzmann really tough guy
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Poppy address
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Blue national
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Poppy address
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
Crimson underhanded haunted graveyard
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
costumed stage
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
Poppy address
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Supple Principal's Office
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
sadistic pozpig
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
Abusive big locus brethren
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
Pearly karate giraffe
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
boyish locale
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
Pearly karate giraffe
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
Insecure new version
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
Bistre embarrassed to the bone french chef kitty cat
  03/03/24
"shit"
disrespectful bateful cuckoldry center
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
adventurous unhinged nursing home
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
At-the-ready white church doctorate
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
Sepia disgusting wagecucks hall
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
Mauve immigrant
  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
Bistre embarrassed to the bone french chef kitty cat
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
cracking spot
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
tantric talented hospital police squad
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
walnut international law enforcement agency church building
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
cocky ape box office
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Poppy address
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
fragrant nudist fortuitous meteor
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Poppy address
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Purple Theatre Dingle Berry
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Poppy address
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
stirring ticket booth mexican
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
Bistre embarrassed to the bone french chef kitty cat
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
bisexual lodge
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
Poppy address
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
bisexual lodge
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
Poppy address
  03/11/24
...
Multi-colored shrine
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
boyish locale
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
disturbing theater stage
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
Pearly karate giraffe
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
Pearly karate giraffe
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
Slap-happy piazza skinny woman
  03/11/24
...
disturbing theater stage
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
bisexual lodge
  03/11/24
120
Aggressive bull headed idea he suggested
  03/11/24
...
galvanic rigpig
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
Poppy address
  03/12/24
...
indecent multi-billionaire
  03/12/24
...
cerebral thirsty parlour tattoo
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
Poppy address
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
sadistic pozpig
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
Chartreuse Self-absorbed Half-breed
  03/13/24
...
iridescent jap point
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
aphrodisiac reading party gas station
  03/13/24
...
mind-boggling school cafeteria friendly grandma
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
Chartreuse Self-absorbed Half-breed
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
disturbing theater stage
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
duck-like provocative native coffee pot
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
cracking spot
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
tantric talented hospital police squad
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
fragrant nudist fortuitous meteor
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
iridescent jap point
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
Poppy address
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
Abusive big locus brethren
  03/13/24
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razzmatazz dopamine cruise ship
  03/13/24
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buck-toothed outnumbered pit
  03/14/24
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Multi-colored shrine
  03/14/24
Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here
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  03/13/24
1-9) sex with men for money 10) become published Law Schola...
sadistic pozpig
  03/13/24
...
Poppy address
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
Chartreuse Self-absorbed Half-breed
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
Poppy address
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
Sick Gunner Hell
  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
Abusive big locus brethren
  03/16/24
...
lilac sandwich indian lodge
  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
Poppy address
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
UN peacekeeper
  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
mind-boggling school cafeteria friendly grandma
  03/16/24
...
Multi-colored shrine
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
swollen onyx sound barrier range
  03/16/24
...
Fluffy temple
  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
federal awkward menage cuck
  03/16/24
Pulling for you
Copper mad-dog skullcap home
  03/16/24
...
boyish locale
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
tantric talented hospital police squad
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
fishy beady-eyed site
  03/16/24
we're all for you
indecent multi-billionaire
  03/16/24
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ
turquoise station
  03/16/24
We here for you brother
aphrodisiac reading party gas station
  03/16/24
problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP ...
bisexual lodge
  03/17/24
Lucky
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  03/17/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Poppy address

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: harsh therapy

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: vivacious orange wrinkle

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling school cafeteria friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: wild boltzmann really tough guy

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: harsh therapy

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: wild boltzmann really tough guy

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: harsh therapy

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: hilarious associate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: laughsome black antidepressant drug corner

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: galvanic rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: stirring ticket booth mexican

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Poppy address

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Purple Theatre Dingle Berry

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Poppy address

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Purple Theatre Dingle Berry

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: boyish locale

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Abusive big locus brethren

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: irradiated digit ratio office

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: sadistic pozpig

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Slap-happy piazza skinny woman

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: disrespectful bateful cuckoldry center

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Pearly karate giraffe

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: thriller infuriating rehab fanboi

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: clear stubborn bawdyhouse elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Mewling trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457477)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: clear stubborn bawdyhouse elastic band

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Mewling trump supporter

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: hilarious associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457857)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: odious codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: lake vigorous market toaster

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Poppy address

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: brass bespoke brunch

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Poppy address

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: brass bespoke brunch

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Red trust fund

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: wild boltzmann really tough guy

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Poppy address

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Blue national

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Poppy address

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Crimson underhanded haunted graveyard

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: costumed stage

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Poppy address

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Supple Principal's Office

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: sadistic pozpig

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Abusive big locus brethren

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Pearly karate giraffe

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: boyish locale

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Pearly karate giraffe

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Insecure new version

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Bistre embarrassed to the bone french chef kitty cat

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: disrespectful bateful cuckoldry center

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: adventurous unhinged nursing home

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: At-the-ready white church doctorate

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Sepia disgusting wagecucks hall

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Mauve immigrant

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Bistre embarrassed to the bone french chef kitty cat

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: cracking spot

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: tantric talented hospital police squad

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: walnut international law enforcement agency church building

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: cocky ape box office

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Poppy address

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: fragrant nudist fortuitous meteor

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Poppy address

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Purple Theatre Dingle Berry

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Poppy address

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: stirring ticket booth mexican

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Bistre embarrassed to the bone french chef kitty cat

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: bisexual lodge

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Poppy address

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: bisexual lodge

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Poppy address

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored shrine



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: boyish locale

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: disturbing theater stage

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Pearly karate giraffe

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Pearly karate giraffe

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Slap-happy piazza skinny woman

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: disturbing theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: bisexual lodge

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Aggressive bull headed idea he suggested

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: galvanic rigpig



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Poppy address

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: indecent multi-billionaire



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: cerebral thirsty parlour tattoo



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Poppy address

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: sadistic pozpig

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Chartreuse Self-absorbed Half-breed

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: iridescent jap point



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: aphrodisiac reading party gas station

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling school cafeteria friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Chartreuse Self-absorbed Half-breed

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: disturbing theater stage

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: duck-like provocative native coffee pot

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: cracking spot

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: tantric talented hospital police squad

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: fragrant nudist fortuitous meteor

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: iridescent jap point

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Poppy address

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Abusive big locus brethren

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: razzmatazz dopamine cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: buck-toothed outnumbered pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: dun faggot firefighter



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Multi-colored shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Lime trip base keepsake machete

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: sadistic pozpig

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Poppy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Chartreuse Self-absorbed Half-breed

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Poppy address

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Sick Gunner Hell

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Abusive big locus brethren

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: lilac sandwich indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Poppy address

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling school cafeteria friendly grandma

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored shrine



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: swollen onyx sound barrier range

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Fluffy temple



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: federal awkward menage cuck

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Copper mad-dog skullcap home

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: boyish locale



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: tantric talented hospital police squad

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: fishy beady-eyed site

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: indecent multi-billionaire

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: turquoise station

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac reading party gas station

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: bisexual lodge

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: passionate legend water buffalo

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2)#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



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