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Friend quit his job and blew entire savings on a stupid invention for Shark Tank

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a foo...
soul-stirring mahogany scourge upon the earth
  05/27/25
If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher...
Harsh Kink-friendly Library Mad Cow Disease
  05/27/25
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soul-stirring mahogany scourge upon the earth
  05/27/25
sounds 180 you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he mak...
multi-colored insane chapel useless brakes
  05/27/25
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soul-stirring mahogany scourge upon the earth
  05/27/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q
Carmine arousing generalized bond
  05/27/25
If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucra...
Blue greedy dragon international law enforcement agency
  05/27/25
id buy one u got a link?
Zippy boyish coffee pot
  05/27/25
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Milky trust fund degenerate
  05/27/25
I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumb...
Vengeful queen of the night
  05/27/25
Much like my wife
soul-stirring mahogany scourge upon the earth
  05/28/25
jfc
Galvanic rose meetinghouse
  05/28/25
tbf she was already yellow, Moshe
sienna mother piazza
  05/28/25


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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: soul-stirring mahogany scourge upon the earth

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a football. You can put the beer can in and throw it to someone. He swore it would go viral and catch on with frats, cfb tailgates, etc. We told him nobody wants to drink a shaken up beer, he was undeterred.

Shark Tank producers humored him for a 60 second pitch and politely told him no. He didn't even get on the show. He paid a ton of money to build and store this retarded thing & he can't get rid of them. 100% chance his wife divorces him over this and he ends up living in the loft above one of our garages.

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Harsh Kink-friendly Library Mad Cow Disease

If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher or made in a special way so that jews can have it too or whatever he would have made money on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2)#48966234)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring mahogany scourge upon the earth



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: multi-colored insane chapel useless brakes

sounds 180

you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he makes his first Birrion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2)#48966238)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring mahogany scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2)#48966241)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Carmine arousing generalized bond

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Blue greedy dragon international law enforcement agency

If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucrative invention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2)#48966245)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Zippy boyish coffee pot

id buy one u got a link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2)#48966246)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Milky trust fund degenerate



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Vengeful queen of the night

I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumbest stuff imaginable. One printed tens of thousands of "patriotic" themed stickers after 9/11, apparently hoping to cash in on the hysteria. Years later I found piles of these stickers in a relative's garage, worthless and yellowing with age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2)#48966433)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:57 AM
Author: soul-stirring mahogany scourge upon the earth

Much like my wife

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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:26 AM
Author: Galvanic rose meetinghouse

jfc

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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:19 AM
Author: sienna mother piazza

tbf she was already yellow, Moshe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2)#48966805)