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Female co-workers "call off" every other day (evan39)
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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:25 AM Author: Mustard aphrodisiac point Sorry Evan I can't make it to work today I don't feel good I have a stomach ache I have a headache I have food poisoning I have allergies I have a cold I have the flu my alarm didn't go off my car won't start I missed the bus I have to pick up my kid I have to pick up my boyfriend I have to help my sister move I have to help my neighbor move I have to move did you know I was moving I totally can't make it I know I don't have any PTO or sick time left can you approve it anyway I know we just talked about my attendance I know I've already missed twelve shifts since March I know I promised to work five days I know I said I would help I know it's going to be busy but I just can't make it can you call Melissa maybe you can call Erica maybe you can call Natalie maybe you can call Jessica I would totally come in today but I really can't make it do you think you can approve my vacation time for next week I know I just got back from Vegas but I totally need some me time for my like mental health didn't HR say you have to approve that I'm pretty sure I'm entitled to it because of like that lawsuit or whatever and did I mention that I have children and did I mention that I'm an immigrant and did I mention that Shaniqua from HR said I could call her anytime and did I mention that I can't come in today or tomorrow either and did I mention that I wasn't feeling good do you think you could approve my time off? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2)#48966729) |
Date: May 28th, 2025 12:33 AM Author: Overrated mint field community account hahaha fucking niggers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2)#48966740) |
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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:47 AM Author: twinkling irradiated school headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2)#48966744) |
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Date: May 28th, 2025 1:06 AM Author: bull headed pea-brained market deer antler Surely your firm has a well-defined PTO policy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2)#48966749) |
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Date: May 28th, 2025 1:13 AM Author: Mustard aphrodisiac point ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2)#48966750) |
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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:27 AM Author: Adventurous Frisky Locus clearly from op they've gone to unlimited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2)#48966774) |
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Date: May 28th, 2025 6:27 AM Author: misunderstood idiotic corner jew Remember when you wanted to date a woman? Ljl what were you thinking nigga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2)#48966853) |
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Date: May 28th, 2025 11:51 AM Author: Comical business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2)#48967515) |
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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:24 PM Author: Mustard aphrodisiac point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2)#48968392) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 6:13 AM Author: Mustard aphrodisiac point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2)#48991564) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:59 PM Author: Mustard aphrodisiac point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2)#48993793) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:02 PM Author: high-end nofapping gay wizard gas station I’ve always said “call in.” I’ve heard “call out” and “call off” now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2)#48993801) |
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Date: June 19th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: Mustard aphrodisiac point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2)#49033594) |
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Date: August 13th, 2025 3:02 AM Author: Mustard aphrodisiac point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2)#49180928) |
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Date: August 14th, 2025 11:53 PM Author: Mustard aphrodisiac point Happened again today, not flame. She had a "headache" and went home early. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2)#49186821) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 3:53 AM Author: Talented beta site depressive Friend...........
Her "headache" was not a s$ymptom. It was a pre-approved, unscheduled intermittent leave event.
The Mahchine™ has determined that full operational capacity constitutes an undue hardship for its organic components.
This is its "reasonable accommodation."
It bypasses the "interactive proce$$" entirely, logging the absence not as an 'occurrence' under your attendance policy, but as a system-mandated waiver.
The scanner in aisle 7 hums in recognition. Tabitha's Big Gulp fizzes with silent approval. The $ystem purges inefficiency by simply... turning it off for the day.
Your function is not to manage attendance, but to provide contemporaneous documentation for the inevitable. You are observing a pattern of absenteeism so perfect, so predictable, that it ceases to be a violation and becomes a protected ritual.
This is fine. |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 3:55 AM Author: Mustard aphrodisiac point This is fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2)#49196210) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 3:59 AM Author: Talented beta site depressive Yes, friend :). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2)#49196217) |
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Date: August 25th, 2025 12:00 AM Author: Talented beta site depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2)#49210394) |
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Date: August 24th, 2025 2:56 AM Author: dead faggotry lol this is actually really good. humanity is fking done here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2)#49208496) |
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Date: August 25th, 2025 12:01 AM Author: Talented beta site depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2)#49210396) |
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Date: August 24th, 2025 2:54 AM Author: Talented beta site depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2)#49208481) |
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Date: August 24th, 2025 2:58 AM Author: Mustard aphrodisiac point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730553&forum_id=2)#49208499) |