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Shane Gillis crushed the ESPYs
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Date: July 17th, 2025 1:18 PM Author: Misunderstood Market Keepsake Machete Haters gonna hate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109073) |
Date: July 17th, 2025 1:25 PM Author: Well-lubricated Theatre Mental Disorder Yikes
https://x.com/arielmard/status/1945697245921259986?s=46 |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 1:33 PM Author: Misunderstood Market Keepsake Machete He was on point. Crowd didn't get it. They're not comedians they don't know comedy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109111) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:19 PM Author: saffron school selfie his delivery on all of these didn't help. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109966) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:30 AM Author: All American protestor waving Mexican flag tp Audience seems super gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49111644) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 1:36 PM Author: Twinkling Jet-lagged Clown Liquid Oxygen lol i'm laughing my ass off but this is pretty racy for a bunch of dumb rich black jocks. dudes got a lot of balls to insult these people to their faces.
hfs that belichck bookie joke |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:06 PM Author: Misunderstood Market Keepsake Machete This is what's crazy is that Shane is an artist he has that awareness of what his predecessors achieved. He knows this goes down with Norm as one of the greatest ever. He knows they will be talking about this decades from now. The irony is that he's just doing his job the best he can the way any pro athlete does theirs. They go out and try and win championships, this is Shane doing the same. This is his job and he gets paid to be the best in the world at it. Drewski getting amped by this is proof that people who know comedy loved it. If these athletes knew comedy they would be dying. But it's just like people who don't know sports, if you don't watch sports you don't get it. If you don't watch comedy you don't get it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109197) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:08 PM Author: Twinkling Jet-lagged Clown Liquid Oxygen why do i feel like if it was chris rock up there they'd be rolling in the aisles? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109205) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: Misunderstood Market Keepsake Machete Because his jokes were relatable to the black community and white people got it as well.
Shane is from the divided generation of American culture where half the country is sick of PC woke nonsense and the other half insists on it. Gillis is probably the top tier of his generation and the way he pulls it off is by bringing Trump era MAGA humor to the masses without crossing the line over into the alt right. Like his best friend has a black wife so he has one foot in with the progressive world and one foot in with rural Pennsylvania. Sam Hyde can make TND content and beg for scraps on his inscrutable third party website but Shane can go right up to the line and he knows where it is. He can cross it or not but his talent is remaining in control. He has ambiguity and plausible deniability but can still say shit the everyman is thinking about call out the hall monitors without devolving into a political rant like Anthony Cumia or Adam Carrolla. It takes a tremendous amount of talent to pull this off, to be the wildest white guy on SNL but not get written up in the New Yorker as some kind of abhorrent dissident to write off.
As to why the room isn't dying it's unfunny athletes and a very lib audience. This is a hostile crowd but it would be killing it anywhere else. |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:18 PM Author: Twinkling Jet-lagged Clown Liquid Oxygen damn bro you got some extra addy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109238) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: Misunderstood Market Keepsake Machete No addy just passionate about art. I recently made a 400 poast thread reviewing every obscure band thrown at me. I got heart, simple as. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109262) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: racy locale "PC woke nonsense"
can someone chuck this kike retard into an oven? thank |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: Misunderstood Market Keepsake Machete Ur brain broke worse than Arkans. At what age did the schizo develop? 25 is common for men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109318) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:42 PM Author: racy locale "I'm a retarded creepy kike"
good for you |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:44 PM Author: Misunderstood Market Keepsake Machete You should be institutionalized (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109324) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:53 PM Author: racy locale You should be gassed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109367) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:55 PM Author: Misunderstood Market Keepsake Machete What are you going to do about it potato boy? Ireland was neutral during the war. You couldn't even muster the courage to join the Master Race. Now you're threatening people online? Ljl your race is submissive you will never act. Come gas me now I'll give you my address. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109376) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:57 PM Author: racy locale Okay give me your address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109391) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:58 PM Author: Misunderstood Market Keepsake Machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109400) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:58 PM Author: racy locale pussy kike! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109406) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Misunderstood Market Keepsake Machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109409) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:00 PM Author: racy locale I bet you have one of those mouthbreather pussyboy jew names like "Ben" or "Aaron" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109412) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:03 PM Author: Misunderstood Market Keepsake Machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109420) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: Frum glittery church you really thought this routine was funny? it had a few funny jokes. most didn't land. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109286) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: Misunderstood Market Keepsake Machete I was laughing really hard. I thought almost all of them were fire. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109316) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 4:08 PM Author: cerebral yellow senate This is CR
I think the other key thing here is that Shane doesn't really have a political axe to grind as such rather than just stirring the pot
So a lot of his provocations come off as exactly what they are--a guy trying to get away with something who can't believe you're letting him get away with it |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 4:18 PM Author: Misunderstood Market Keepsake Machete I agree completely. The magic is it not having a political angle as you said. Just be funny. There's actually an irony there because a lot of Black athletes these days have all these political angles (think Kyrie and his association with Kanye) and such and then people say, "Just shut up and play basketball" and they get all mad and rant about how they care more about The Revolution than being a great basketman. But Shane actually does shut up and tell jokes which is why it works.
Meanwhile, if you tune into Carolla this guy has so many opinions about the way the city of Los Angeles ought to fill in the potholes it's like dude - drop the act and just run for mayor at this point lol.
We could use a lot more comedians who are just there to tell jokes, a lot more niggerballers who just put the ball in the cup. You're never going to "win" the culture war or solve every societal ill. If you want to be Charlie Kirk, go all in. But I agree, separate politics from culture. Patrice had a great insight about this when he told a megashrew, "I know funny." Things are funny just because their funny. Movies are cool because they're cool. No one really knows how or why that magic happens (if they did, every movie/song/book would be genius, and they're not). But just stick to the art/game/what have you. We can all squabble about the politics online later. |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 4:06 PM Author: cerebral yellow senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109598) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:07 PM Author: Claret chapel where can i stream it to listen from my car? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109203) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:08 PM Author: Misunderstood Market Keepsake Machete https://youtu.be/WlUx85soKeg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109206) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:09 PM Author: Twinkling Jet-lagged Clown Liquid Oxygen lol great comment:
This is what happens when the entire crowd has had intensive media training. |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: Misunderstood Market Keepsake Machete That's another good point. These are all absurdly rich multimillionaires who never want the party to end. They have all been coached to never say anything or step out of line for fear of backlash. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109225) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:45 PM Author: hyperactive garrison roommate Simone Biles, for example, is woke in a narrow, brittle way. and the NFL players got trained a while ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109332) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: Misunderstood Market Keepsake Machete She's just awful. Looking back though on her chickening out at the Olympics tho whole thing felt orchestrated by PR. Somehow she quit on her team and the fans and got a massive amount of free publicity over it. In retrospect seems like something that was dreamed up in a board room. Real life is faker than wrestling. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109343) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:48 PM Author: hyperactive garrison roommate she shat on Riley Gaines for being too masculine looking, believe it or not. then she had to quickly delete and apologize. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109347) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:52 PM Author: Misunderstood Market Keepsake Machete All this PR stuff plays on the whole racial divide in this country. You're either for Angel Reese and Simone and the Obamas or you're for Caitlin and Riley and Trump. But at the end of the day Jews win because all of this drama sells tickets and merch and people make real money off boomers and proles shouting about this stuff online. Max IQ to care about this stuff is 85. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109363) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:44 PM Author: hyperactive garrison roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109325) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:08 PM Author: Twinkling Jet-lagged Clown Liquid Oxygen link is above friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109207) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: Frum glittery church the routine was surprisingly bad. he's not a great performer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109291) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:42 PM Author: Misunderstood Market Keepsake Machete You're wrong. He's a great comic that goes for the throat. I actually think he's at his worst when he's not shooting for the moon like this. When he goes hard in the paint he crushes it. This is legendary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109321) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:10 PM Author: Frum glittery church his performance sucked. just not a great joke-teller. his delivery and overall style needs a lot of work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109445) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: hyperactive garrison roommate best joke? vote below if you care to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109334) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: hyperactive garrison roommate nailing 3s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109336) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:53 PM Author: Sapphire confused cruise ship nowag this is the only funny joke that i heard. no idea what hatp is going on about itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109366) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:55 PM Author: Henna background story he wants to surk gillis curk iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109383) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: hyperactive garrison roommate Caitlin Clark at the Waffle House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109339) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:46 PM Author: hyperactive garrison roommate fake WNBA player (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109340) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:48 PM Author: Passionate grizzly gas station codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109348) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:49 PM Author: Misunderstood Market Keepsake Machete This was comedic genius. My favorite is Caitlin Clark fighting sheboons at waffle house though. Fake WNBA close second. Waffle house was better because it implies that everyone knows black people chimp out at Waffle House and there is thousands of hours of them trying to fight a shrimpy white cook over their order taking too long. It's close though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109350) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:54 PM Author: racy locale nothing gets past this guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109372) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:54 PM Author: Sapphire confused cruise ship nowag delivery on that joke was -120. are you an english speaker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109374) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:56 PM Author: hyperactive garrison roommate i loved the content but his delivery was a bit too defensive. if he was trying to pull a Norm, he should have told the jokes more boldly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109385) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:57 PM Author: racy locale barely (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109393) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:50 PM Author: violent beady-eyed rigor meetinghouse That was great especially if you know his best friends wife is a huge repub and former cop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109356) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:54 PM Author: Misunderstood Market Keepsake Machete I didn't even know this. I thought they were lib. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109370) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:55 PM Author: violent beady-eyed rigor meetinghouse Nah Matt mccucsker is a well known black conservative. His wife is a trad hero. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109381) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:57 PM Author: Misunderstood Market Keepsake Machete They seem like a happy couple. Prob have too much joy to be libshits. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109392) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: Contagious mustard main people site have only seen clips so far but from those it felt like a knock-off of the notorious norm macdonald espys monologue. in fairness the format is limiting and he didn't sanitize himself just because he's being welcomed back into the mainstream. but it felt like a norm tribute even if that still takes balls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109423) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:08 PM Author: violent beady-eyed rigor meetinghouse It was. At the end, he told a norm joke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109442) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:09 PM Author: Misunderstood Market Keepsake Machete Cr obvious homage. But it stands on its own legs imo. Not a copycat. Doing his own thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109444) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:12 PM Author: Misunderstood Market Keepsake Machete https://youtu.be/IEhALFHSxn0
This is a little corny but still good. You can see how wooden and uncomfortable they are even about more obvious humor. |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:19 PM Author: Frum glittery church why is his delivery so bad? he's not a polished performer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109464) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: Misunderstood Market Keepsake Machete Doesn't seem that bad. It's probably rushed like everything else. You have a week to write perform and edit this whole sketch plus the monolog and the other jokes in between. It's no different than SNL. Like anything you do live there's no mistakes or do-overs. My guess is that he got into character and stood there and riffed for a while and then they took the footage and edited it down to the best parts. This isn't some masterpiece it's written and cut in a day at most. It might not all line up when the editor stitches it together. Anyway it was still funny. Lighten up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109485) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 6:40 AM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) this *is* the performance.
you retards would say mitch headberg seems nervous. or norm seems wooden. |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 7:50 AM Author: \'\'\"\'\'\'\"\'\'\'\"\' i just prefer a deadpan style (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49111256) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 8:12 AM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) that's fine, im just saying his unpolished performance is the performance. in his earlier days he was much more polished. i think it's intentional to make the crowd more relaxed, empathize with him, and give them permission to laugh at stuff they're not "supposed to." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49111278) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 8:10 AM Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49111274) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: dashing startling police squad I liked the unpolished and insecure delivery. It's a twist on the traditional monologue delivery (slick, fast-talking). It was nice to see some boundary-pushing content. He had some good zingers. The super bowl appearance and Trump story were bad. Way too long and no payoff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109491) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: Frum glittery church why do you like unpolished and insecure delivery? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109505) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:41 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Business Firm it seemed more authentic and sincere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109519) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 6:41 AM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) it gives people permission to laugh by clearly signaling he's not being serious and theyre just jokes and that they should lighten up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49111199) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:41 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Business Firm holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109518) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:54 PM Author: hairraiser rebellious masturbator I didn't get the Karl Anthony Towns joke and I am not sure I got the SGA one but I am not really a "basketball" guy. Simone Biles joke was not great. Juan Soto joke was good but I wonder if they made him change "ICE" to "Trump," it got sort of muddled. But bigger issue is the audience is too dumb and cautious to realize it's ok to laugh. |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:03 PM Author: Exhilarant Prole SGA joke is because he's a fraud "MVP" who got there only because he's a notorious foul-baiter who gets 1/3rd of his points from the free throw line. His foul-baiting and flopping make the game unwatchable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109917) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: walnut flatulent forum corn cake Karl Anthony Towns has very gay mannerisms, thats the joke. He's "zesty" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109932) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:07 PM Author: citrine hell The Trump story was lame. Everything else was great. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109928) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 6:49 AM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt) i saw him do the trump story at a small show and it killed. the fact theres no punchline and he just says "wow thats crazy" is whats funny. like "aren't iphones crazy?" here.
i think trump jokes arent that funny anymore because he's played out. for years every comedian made jokes about how trump was bad, then everybody was making jokes about how he's kinda cool and funny once wokescolding ran its course, and now people are just kinda sick of hearing about him. |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: Irradiated Karate Personal Credit Line Shane's overrated don't get the worship, I guess it's cause he's a big fat bro type. Better than 95% of stand-ups though. Standup is trash. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49109931) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 7:19 AM Author: place feels done This sucked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49111229) |
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Date: July 19th, 2025 12:24 AM Author: Schizomemesis is gay just watching now. shit sucked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49113649) |
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Date: July 19th, 2025 12:35 AM Author: I hate being a lawyer and want to die it was fine. not great. just fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751408&forum_id=2)#49113665) |