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UPDATE: I'm going to marry my fat gf

I've been with her for 8 years now. We're going to do a co...
floppy drunken sex offender
  09/27/25
If you worked harder in your 20s you would be fine. Whatever...
dashing chartreuse liquid oxygen black woman
  09/27/25
She's 46 and I'm 52. Not too shabby since I lost everything ...
floppy drunken sex offender
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
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Who popped the question
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  09/27/25
I never actually proposed. I just told her over the phone, &...
floppy drunken sex offender
  09/27/25
Alpha and romantic
gay costumed useless brakes philosopher-king
  09/27/25
I emailed her the email of the ring purchase and she replied...
floppy drunken sex offender
  09/27/25
That's sweet but a little bit of effort once in a while goes...
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  09/28/25
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expected TSINAH
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He and the HOG will be perpetual "fiances" like th...
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Some autist good at searching this shitbort should make a &q...
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180
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180 congrats
Supple spot
  09/27/25
TY
floppy drunken sex offender
  09/27/25
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Spruce indirect expression
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180, congrats! Livestream of ceremony for xo? Just make s...
talking carnelian area background story
  09/27/25
There's not even going to be a ceremony. We're probably just...
floppy drunken sex offender
  09/27/25
Ok fine just turn your ring camera to face the bbq. Seri...
talking carnelian area background story
  09/27/25
I have a freshman and and a junior. I'll be retiring as the ...
floppy drunken sex offender
  09/27/25
congrats. and brother, respectfully, she sounds plenty capa...
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  09/28/25
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Spruce indirect expression
  09/27/25
i'll even be respectful and mute my phone
twinkling whorehouse mother
  09/28/25
Congrats?
mentally impaired blue public bath chad
  09/27/25
She's really excited about the wedding, I'm excited to retir...
floppy drunken sex offender
  09/27/25
Can’t really go through something much worse than you ...
talking carnelian area background story
  09/27/25
this is one of the saddest things ive ever read
Milky Parlour
  09/27/25
As someone happily married for over 20 years, sounds 180 cr ...
hyperventilating yellow library goyim
  09/27/25
Do you ever buttfuck her?
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  09/27/25
you need to review the lore tab on the zozo iOS app
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  09/27/25
I thought I remembered him saying he did, or at least he had
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  09/27/25
First date anal. She's my little anal sex turtle. She showed...
floppy drunken sex offender
  09/27/25
how fat is she? she's just kinda thick, right, and not reall...
diverse keepsake machete
  09/27/25
She played D1 college soccer and was the Gatorade soccer pla...
floppy drunken sex offender
  09/28/25
Man you got me catching feeling rn with that sweet talk
Concupiscible candlestick maker
  09/28/25
Congratulations, brother! Excellent news! So happy for you!
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  09/27/25
180, can we get a stance on Palestine?
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Laughed out loud but not unreasonable to request
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Also is she even overweight anymore You know you could ju...
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  09/27/25
She wasn’t even that big before tbh. His ex is/was fuc...
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  09/27/25
180
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180 congrats!
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  09/27/25
180, man, congratulations. That’s an absolute batch o...
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Congrats!
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  09/27/25
Are you cancer free?
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  09/27/25
5 years cancer free
floppy drunken sex offender
  09/27/25
180
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  09/27/25
DON'T DO IT. I'm 100% fucking serious. You fell for it...
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mentally impaired blue public bath chad
  09/27/25
Meh, if it fails, I'll be fine. She can only get what she br...
floppy drunken sex offender
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Stimulating Church Building Private Investor
  09/28/25
Congratulations!
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  09/27/25
Congrats! Net worth? I'm getting closer to my net worth ...
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  09/27/25
Combined, roughly 5 mm with free healthcare. It's tough to v...
floppy drunken sex offender
  09/27/25
How did you get to 5mil as an oil rig worker? I'm thinking f...
magenta histrionic corn cake school
  09/28/25
in the same vein, is this like 4/1 her/you?
mind-boggling brunch preventive strike
  09/28/25
I'm worth about 3.5, she's worth about 1.5. We each have mil...
floppy drunken sex offender
  09/28/25
Just do it and live life. The people who are miserable in re...
talking carnelian area background story
  09/28/25
I agree. People at work think I'm crazy to give up an easy 2...
floppy drunken sex offender
  09/28/25
Do you work days 14on/14off?
magenta histrionic corn cake school
  09/28/25
Yes, but I also get 3 weeks of PTO a year, so, I actually on...
floppy drunken sex offender
  09/28/25
Seems difficult to give up this form of a sinecure at that s...
titillating cocky dragon
  09/28/25
We will have more disposable income in retirement than we cu...
floppy drunken sex offender
  09/28/25
He's not alone now because his kids are still in school and ...
electric dark national love of her life
  09/28/25
I have a rich inner life
floppy drunken sex offender
  09/28/25
I sure hope so because you get a certain amount of socializa...
electric dark national love of her life
  09/28/25
I'm never going to work another day in my life. Between ...
floppy drunken sex offender
  09/28/25
If you’re smart that is not even remotely hard to do d...
mentally impaired blue public bath chad
  09/29/25
Lmao, tell us more about losing everything
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  09/29/25
Congratulations, Dirte. Come visit in Phoenix in the winter...
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Concupiscible candlestick maker
  09/28/25
Friend, I would love to meet up with you. GF and I were just...
floppy drunken sex offender
  09/28/25
Email me if you come to town. We are usually there in Jan-mi...
Vibrant Pale Theater
  09/28/25
awesome! Got it!
floppy drunken sex offender
  09/28/25
We all need to know. How fat is she?
blathering judgmental sanctuary
  09/27/25
I believe he has referred to her on many an occasion as an &...
Concupiscible candlestick maker
  09/28/25
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mind-boggling brunch preventive strike
  09/27/25
Can't wait for your swinger arc How's the sex life? Any ...
Comical avocado halford
  09/27/25
Was that really 8 years ago??!!
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  09/28/25
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  09/28/25
:( time flies. Those posts were great reads. And now that wo...
talking carnelian area background story
  09/28/25
Fat GF found the postcard from that trip in my junk drawer a...
floppy drunken sex offender
  09/28/25
remind us what it says
Stimulating Church Building Private Investor
  09/28/25
Something about "Hey! My name is Annie, I'm in room X, ...
floppy drunken sex offender
  09/28/25
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mind-boggling brunch preventive strike
  09/28/25
ah yeah classic xo
Stimulating Church Building Private Investor
  09/28/25
180
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garnet godawful clown filthpig
  09/29/25
zomg i remember that
Burgundy idea he suggested
  09/30/25
Post pic of fat gf and exwife
magenta histrionic corn cake school
  09/28/25
Happy for you, brother
soul-stirring french field toilet seat
  09/28/25
what's his name??
odious locale pisswyrm
  09/28/25
Congrats man. You realize you're going to start spending inf...
silver trip resort
  09/28/25
How often do you reminisce over fucking her ass within an ho...
Concupiscible candlestick maker
  09/28/25
Not too often. During my Tinder days, it became a common occ...
floppy drunken sex offender
  09/28/25
are you just that big of a chad? heavy drinking? a little o...
mind-boggling brunch preventive strike
  09/28/25
I'm not even attractive. For some reason, I've never struggl...
floppy drunken sex offender
  09/28/25
cr, ty
mind-boggling brunch preventive strike
  09/28/25
bravo
Stimulating Church Building Private Investor
  09/28/25
how often do you fuck your gf's ass now?
house-broken site roommate
  09/28/25
Rarely. Maybe a couple times a year when we're both really h...
floppy drunken sex offender
  09/29/25
how does this even come up? You two get hammered and then s...
house-broken site roommate
  10/01/25
Your my hero and I am glad you are well. Are you staying in ...
Concupiscible candlestick maker
  10/01/25
congratulations!
Burgundy idea he suggested
  09/28/25
Thanks
floppy drunken sex offender
  09/28/25
180
Elite theater stage faggotry
  09/28/25
Congrats brother, you know where to go for the honeymoon!
Scarlet roast beef milk
  09/29/25
For sure! Are you back there, or are you still lawing?
floppy drunken sex offender
  09/29/25
congrats man!
insanely creepy swashbuckling house prole
  09/29/25
Thank you, brother
floppy drunken sex offender
  09/29/25
How fat is she really / how bad does her pussy smell
translucent station
  10/01/25


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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

I've been with her for 8 years now.

We're going to do a courthouse wedding in early December, to maximize tax benefits.

She's going to sell her house, pay off mine and we're both going to retire this next year. This will be her last year of teaching, and my last year of spending half the year away at work in the arctic.

Life is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308043)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: dashing chartreuse liquid oxygen black woman

If you worked harder in your 20s you would be fine. Whatever though best outcome for a 30s mo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308044)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

She's 46 and I'm 52. Not too shabby since I lost everything in my divorce a little over a decade ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308058)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Big-titted flesh stage gaming laptop

Gen X: The Poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308124)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Medicated kitchen jew



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Date: September 27th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Umber messiness codepig



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Overrated wine nibblets athletic conference



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Chrome kitty



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: deranged cobalt internal respiration hospital



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:24 AM
Author: mentally impaired blue public bath chad



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:50 AM
Author: Stimulating Church Building Private Investor



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Aromatic travel guidebook



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309186)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Vivacious Really Tough Guy Round Eye



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Elite theater stage faggotry



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: pea-brained crystalline quadroon factory reset button



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Date: October 25th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: gay costumed useless brakes philosopher-king

Who popped the question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308046)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

I never actually proposed. I just told her over the phone, "so, I bought that ring, we should probably do this before year end."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308061)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: gay costumed useless brakes philosopher-king

Alpha and romantic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308105)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

I emailed her the email of the ring purchase and she replied: "I accept :)"

Second marriages are generally less romantic and more pragmatic. I haven't felt butterflies since my twenties.

Even though it sounds sad, I'm actually really happy and content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308247)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: hyperventilating yellow library goyim

That's sweet but a little bit of effort once in a while goes a long way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308527)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: sticky boiling water

180

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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: startled fishy hell



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: dead stubborn address mood

180

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: Spruce indirect expression



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: Milky Parlour

expected TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308050)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: duck-like impressive abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308149)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Medicated kitchen jew

He and the HOG will be perpetual "fiances" like the black people he disdains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308193)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Milky Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308256)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:09 AM
Author: duck-like impressive abode

Some autist good at searching this shitbort should make a "FAILED TURNING POINTS OF TSINAH'S ENGAGEMENT" thread. Their wedding and babby has been six months away for three years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308641)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: bronze twinkling uncleanness

180

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: Spruce indirect expression



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Supple spot

180 congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308056)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308064)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: Spruce indirect expression



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: talking carnelian area background story

180, congrats!

Livestream of ceremony for xo? Just make sure it’s not during an EPAH hearing or ragnus job interview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308062)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

There's not even going to be a ceremony. We're probably just going to have a BBQ and have a few friends over. Far more pragmatic than romantic at our ages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308069)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: talking carnelian area background story

Ok fine just turn your ring camera to face the bbq.

Serious congrats - hope things are good all around. Your kids in HS now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308075)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

I have a freshman and and a junior. I'll be retiring as the older one is graduating and the younger is entering junior year. Both of their college accounts are fully funded. The youngest has eyes on service academies. She was running DII college times as an 8th grader in track, but you just never know what's going to happen to girls bodies as they develop. Her genetics are narrow hips and small boobs. Great for a runner, not great for giving me grandbabies one day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308244)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: mind-boggling brunch preventive strike

congrats. and brother, respectfully, she sounds plenty capable of giving you grandchildren. service academies seem like an interesting environment for a woman, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308830)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: Spruce indirect expression



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: twinkling whorehouse mother

i'll even be respectful and mute my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308854)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: mentally impaired blue public bath chad

Congrats?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308065)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

She's really excited about the wedding, I'm excited to retire. We keep running the numbers and scenarios and we don't see why we're still working.

I do love her, and she loves me, but it's more about compatibility and compromise. She takes care of me and is really fun to be around.

We're looking forward to traveling in the winter for months once my youngest graduates in two years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308072)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: talking carnelian area background story

Can’t really go through something much worse than you did, so she passes the test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308076)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Milky Parlour

this is one of the saddest things ive ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308077)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: hyperventilating yellow library goyim

As someone happily married for over 20 years, sounds 180 cr to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308245)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: diverse keepsake machete

Do you ever buttfuck her?

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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: unholy kitty cat mental disorder

you need to review the lore tab on the zozo iOS app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308089)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: diverse keepsake machete

I thought I remembered him saying he did, or at least he had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308101)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

First date anal. She's my little anal sex turtle. She showed up in her ratchet motorhome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308233)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: diverse keepsake machete

how fat is she? she's just kinda thick, right, and not really fat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308326)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

She played D1 college soccer and was the Gatorade soccer player of the year in hs. She has skinny wrists and ankles, but a little bit of a gut. I was once a really good athlete, but nobody would ever guess that looking at me now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309158)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Concupiscible candlestick maker

Man you got me catching feeling rn with that sweet talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308853)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: Bateful Plaza Elastic Band

Congratulations, brother! Excellent news! So happy for you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308097)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Domesticated faggot firefighter point

180, can we get a stance on Palestine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308099)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: jet exhilarant pozpig haunted graveyard

Laughed out loud but not unreasonable to request

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308104)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

Personally, I don't care about Palestinians or arabs in general, but what Israel is doing and has done is nothing short of evil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308236)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: sticky boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309172)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Elite theater stage faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309933)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 6:50 AM
Author: Burgundy idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49313714)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: gay costumed useless brakes philosopher-king

Also is she even overweight anymore

You know you could just put her on ozempic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308108)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: talking carnelian area background story

She wasn’t even that big before tbh. His ex is/was fucking hot, so the bar was set extremely high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308160)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: Emerald Water Buffalo Cruise Ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308122)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Hateful temple

180 congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308145)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: Hairraiser slippery range

180, man, congratulations. That’s an absolute batch of good news all at once. Things falling into place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308147)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Massive Iridescent Business Firm Jewess

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308152)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Purple telephone

Are you cancer free?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308161)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

5 years cancer free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308238)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: laughsome alpha market

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308551)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Purple telephone

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309358)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: Hairless razzmatazz crackhouse rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49310191)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Adventurous Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308168)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Medicated kitchen jew

DON'T DO IT.

I'm 100% fucking serious. You fell for it once, don't do this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308195)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: mentally impaired blue public bath chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308213)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

Meh, if it fails, I'll be fine. She can only get what she brought into the marriage and we have a prenup. If it fails, I'll just move to Thailand and live like a king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308240)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Stimulating Church Building Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309152)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: hyperventilating yellow library goyim

Congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308248)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: startled fishy hell

Congrats!

Net worth? I'm getting closer to my net worth exceeding 33x my annual spend, but feel nervous about that being enough to retire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308296)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

Combined, roughly 5 mm with free healthcare. It's tough to value inflation adjusted pensions though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308307)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: magenta histrionic corn cake school

How did you get to 5mil as an oil rig worker? I'm thinking for me 5mil might also be the retirement number. At that level could live off qqqi and btci

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308633)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: mind-boggling brunch preventive strike

in the same vein, is this like 4/1 her/you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308835)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

I'm worth about 3.5, she's worth about 1.5. We each have million dollar homes with mortgages around 250 each. Homes purchased much cheaper around 2010. She has a teacher's pension of $4,200 a month, my Tax free VA disability check is $4,500. I'm guessing her pension is worth around 1.1mm, and my VA is about 1.5 mm. My 401k is currently around 1.4 mm. I probably have 600K in vehicles, boats, guns, etc. Neither of us have any debt, and we both have free healthcare. Kids college is paid for. I'm sure I'm missing something, but we're fine and can live on the pension income alone. I know I'm just an oilfield worker, but I've averaged about 250-300K a year for the last decade. Certainly not wealthy, but it's afforded me a really good lifestyle.

If anyone can think of a reason why I shouldn't retire, let me know. I get zero satisfaction from working and would be much more fulfilled by enjoying my hobbies. Fat GF will probably substitute teach whenever she feels like it. I'm not sure how we stack up to many other retirees, but I'd imagine we're in the top 10% of all retirees. I'm literally the dumbest poaster to ever contribute here, so I don't know how I ended up with a top 10% outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309179)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: talking carnelian area background story

Just do it and live life. The people who are miserable in retirement are those who have no hobbies or are alone. You are neither of these.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309190)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

I agree. People at work think I'm crazy to give up an easy 250K job where we only work half the year. I just tell them that I'm good financially, and I'm ready to start living. The two big issues most people have retiring early is the 10% penalty for 401K/IRA withdrawals and healthcare cost. I have neither of those worries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309196)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: magenta histrionic corn cake school

Do you work days 14on/14off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309368)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

Yes, but I also get 3 weeks of PTO a year, so, I actually only end up working about 4.5 months a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309462)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: titillating cocky dragon

Seems difficult to give up this form of a sinecure at that salary and your gf is presumably accustomed to the living arrangement

But you should retire, congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309484)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

We will have more disposable income in retirement than we currently have, after combining households. Sinecure be damned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309508)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: electric dark national love of her life

He's not alone now because his kids are still in school and living under his roof.

The day is quickly coming where this will no longer be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309416)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

I have a rich inner life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309466)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: electric dark national love of her life

I sure hope so because you get a certain amount of socialization from your work too. That's gonna be gone.

Kids gone, coworkers gone. Just you and your fat wife.

The trouble with retiring early is that you might realize that your lack of productivity is causing problems but you're going to be *extremely* hesitant to go back to work. Because working does in fact suck. And you're not going to want to go back because you're not going to make as much because of dat resume gap.

Not saying you shouldn't quit that oilfield stuff because that doesn't seem like something that a reasonably wealthy aging cancer survivor should be beating himself up with. But I do think you should give a ton of thought as to how you can do things that will maintain a sense of accomplishment. And unless you're going to dive pretty hard into volunteerism, that means work.

IIRC you have an accounting background. Maybe hang a shingle and do tax? The weather is fairly shit from January to April so it's not like you're gonna spend a ton of time outside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309570)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

I'm never going to work another day in my life.

Between Men's beer league hockey, men's night golf, fishing trips, skiing, apres skiing, and traveling, I don't think I'll want for any more socialization than I already get. My home is on a very social lake where we're basically drinking at the fire/pontooning every evening and playing on jetskis and ski boats all day.

Fat GF and I also have a pretty deep bucket list of things we want to do: Spring training AZ & FL, Kentucky Derby, Fenway, sailing, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49310155)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: mentally impaired blue public bath chad

If you’re smart that is not even remotely hard to do during a time period where the stock market 5x’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49311033)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: mentally impaired blue public bath chad

Lmao, tell us more about losing everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49311030)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Vibrant Pale Theater

Congratulations, Dirte. Come visit in Phoenix in the winter. Oh, if it doesn’t work out Tommy T will be waiting for you in Thailand. You can replicate that first date anal experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308332)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: soul-stirring french field toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308498)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Concupiscible candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308846)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

Friend, I would love to meet up with you. GF and I were just talking about heading to AZ for some spring training games. Also, my cousin is dating a star on the Diamondbacks, we thought that would be a fun time getting to meet him and catching a game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309189)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Vibrant Pale Theater

Email me if you come to town. We are usually there in Jan-mid April and a little in Nov-Dec. Moniker@gmail



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309897)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

awesome! Got it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49310190)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: blathering judgmental sanctuary

We all need to know. How fat is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308344)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Concupiscible candlestick maker

I believe he has referred to her on many an occasion as an "absolute unit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308841)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling brunch preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308463)



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Date: September 27th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Comical avocado halford

Can't wait for your swinger arc

How's the sex life? Any kinky stuff? Your stories of getting laid in Hawaii were the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308478)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: Orchid Autistic Shrine Coffee Pot

Was that really 8 years ago??!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308550)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: vengeful lemon boistinker ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309169)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: talking carnelian area background story

:( time flies. Those posts were great reads. And now that woman he tagged on the Maui hotel balcony has been married for 8 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309187)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

Fat GF found the postcard from that trip in my junk drawer and had a lot of questions. I'm never getting rid of that postcard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309204)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Stimulating Church Building Private Investor

remind us what it says

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309443)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

Something about "Hey! My name is Annie, I'm in room X, your kids are adorable, if you want to hang out, my number is xxx-xxx-xxxx."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309474)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling brunch preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309498)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Stimulating Church Building Private Investor

ah yeah

classic xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309538)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Vivacious Really Tough Guy Round Eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309883)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: garnet godawful clown filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49311048)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Burgundy idea he suggested

zomg i remember that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49313715)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:15 AM
Author: magenta histrionic corn cake school

Post pic of fat gf and exwife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308634)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: soul-stirring french field toilet seat

Happy for you, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308500)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: odious locale pisswyrm

what's his name??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308703)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: silver trip resort

Congrats man. You realize you're going to start spending infinitely more time together once you're both retired? That could change the dynamic quite a bit. Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308813)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Concupiscible candlestick maker

How often do you reminisce over fucking her ass within an hour of meeting her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49308838)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

Not too often. During my Tinder days, it became a common occurrence. I lost a lot of respect for women in general that few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309183)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling brunch preventive strike

are you just that big of a chad? heavy drinking? a little of both? like how do you even do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309501)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

I'm not even attractive. For some reason, I've never struggled with women and have always outrun my coverage. Maybe it's aura, maybe it's confidence, maybe it's just dumb luck, I'm not sure. None of my close friends get it either. I think mostly it's because I'm not a pussy, and I'm not afraid to approach women. Rejection has never phased me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309513)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling brunch preventive strike

cr, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309528)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Stimulating Church Building Private Investor

bravo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309539)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: house-broken site roommate

how often do you fuck your gf's ass now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309866)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

Rarely. Maybe a couple times a year when we're both really hammered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49311454)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: house-broken site roommate

how does this even come up? You two get hammered and then she asks your to fuck her ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49317623)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible candlestick maker

Your my hero and I am glad you are well. Are you staying in Alaska permanently?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49317767)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Burgundy idea he suggested

congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309473)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309478)



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Date: September 28th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Elite theater stage faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49309935)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Scarlet roast beef milk

Congrats brother, you know where to go for the honeymoon!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49312851)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

For sure! Are you back there, or are you still lawing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49312882)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: insanely creepy swashbuckling house prole

congrats man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49312905)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: floppy drunken sex offender

Thank you, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49312920)



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Date: October 1st, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: translucent station

How fat is she really / how bad does her pussy smell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5780592&forum_id=2)#49317649)