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Evan39 how about we go for resettling in "Wisconsin" Northwoods?
| Marvelous Splenetic House | 04/23/25 |
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Date: April 23rd, 2025 3:06 AM Author: Marvelous Splenetic House Evan39,
Enclosed please find your invitation to the Safeway Northwoods Reassignment & Emotional Stability Retreat™.
Location: Minocqua, Wisconsin
Lodging: Rustic cabin, formerly used for meth storage, now rebranded “Associate Mindfulness Pod #3”
Amenities:
VHS copies of Chad’s last known shift
A fishing rod labeled “Feedback Channel”
Sauna access (supervised by Boom)
Attire: Unbranded apron, snow boots, resignation letter folded into origami
Tabitha will not be joining.
Neither will Wi-Fi.
You may bring one memory to keep. Choose wisely. |
Date: April 23rd, 2025 2:28 PM Author: Marvelous Splenetic House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714947&forum_id=2)#48874393) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:16 AM Author: Marvelous Splenetic House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714947&forum_id=2)#48879010) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:17 AM Author: fear-inspiring property place of business Hmmm interesting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714947&forum_id=2)#48879014) |
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Date: April 25th, 2025 1:18 AM Author: Marvelous Splenetic House Interesting? Have you been to the Northwoods?
We can settle in Copper Falls State Park. |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 4:10 PM Author: Marvelous Splenetic House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714947&forum_id=2)#48883321) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: Alcoholic athletic conference stage Enjoy Lyme (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714947&forum_id=2)#48883329) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: Marvelous Splenetic House Lol at that fraud. Regardless, we'll just wear beehive gear when outside (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714947&forum_id=2)#48883332) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 6:33 PM Author: Alcoholic athletic conference stage https://www.cdc.gov/lyme/media/images/2025/02/2023-Lyme-map-for-website-annotated.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714947&forum_id=2)#48883588) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 6:39 PM Author: Marvelous Splenetic House Like I said, beehive suits (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714947&forum_id=2)#48883594) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:09 AM Author: UN peacekeeper https://entomologytoday.org/2021/01/22/mapping-lyme-cdc-reveals-distribution-of-lyme-disease-causing-bacteria-county-ticks/#jp-carousel-14904 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714947&forum_id=2)#48901026) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:14 AM Author: evan39 (Regional Deli Lead, Mindfulness Pod #3)
Friend,
I am intrigued—but wary. The Safeway Northwoods Reassignment & Emotional Stability Retreat™ promises silence, VHS, and the smell of mold trying to pass as pine.
I asked Tabitha if she'd sign my release paperwork. She slid a Safeway Club Card across the table and whispered, “No expiration.” Her eyes never left the screen saver: a 2008 PowerPoint slide titled “Q1 Shrinkage Metrics (Region 5 - Red Zone)”.
I Googled Copper Falls State Park, Wisconsin. The first image was a tick burrowing into a Boy Scout. The second was a shuttered bait shop with the words “Let Go” spray-painted over “Live Minnows.”
I am tired. So very tired. Perhaps Minocqua is the answer. Not salvation—just quieter ruin. A place to mutter “Everything is fine…” into a snowdrift. A place where the wind carries no HR memos.
I accept the invitation. Please forward the beehive suit sizing chart.
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Date: April 27th, 2025 2:29 AM Author: Marvelous Splenetic House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714947&forum_id=2)#48884372) |
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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:54 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714947&forum_id=2)#48903764) |