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Time for a divorce? Need real XO advice
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Date: May 4th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: Rodeo Lewis It’s me Roooooodeo Lewis!
I got with my wife when she was 25. I completely settled for a 5 that was loyal and good at back massages. Now after two kids I’m utterly repulsed by her. I’m 38 and she’s 37. So it’s not getting better from here. If she was fat that would actually be better. She’s more square and has a disgusting stomach. When I see her in a frilly dress I sigh and say ok I can do this once a month. When I see her naked I can’t help but to express my horror. I want nothing to do with her. And the back massages got worse.
I dipped my toe in the cheating world but got caught sexting around 32. I’m slightly uglier but still in the ballpark. I’m 5’10 but have the cheesy salesman vibes that usually catch a woman’s attention if I have the balls to talk to her.
1. Not sure I want to cheat because of the financial consequences, she’s a SAHM.
2. I offered to buy an oculus and she got offended.
2. The back massages are rare bc of the kids.
3. She can’t cook.
4. I don’t want to break my family up.
5. Can’t justify wasting money on pros.
Advice? Completely fucked? |
Date: May 4th, 2025 2:42 PM Author: metaphysics is fallow Life is too short to not accept what you've built. No way out of this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2)#48903263) |
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Date: May 4th, 2025 2:56 PM Author: Rodeo Lewis Just cheat until I’m caught? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2)#48903287) |
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Date: May 4th, 2025 2:57 PM Author: metaphysics is fallow No don't bother. Just be committed to your marriage. It'll work out. You just need some perspective. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2)#48903289) |
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Date: May 4th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Rodeo Lewis Horrified right now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2)#48903292) |
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Date: May 4th, 2025 3:00 PM Author: metaphysics is fallow You're ok man. Everyone has schizophrenic breaks now and then during major life transitions. Youre gonna be ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2)#48903295) |
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Date: May 4th, 2025 3:06 PM Author: Rodeo Lewis Thank you brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2)#48903303) |
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Date: May 4th, 2025 2:49 PM Author: Faggottini Pros are a lot cheaper than a divorce but i don't want herpes/aseptic meningitis so I don't fuck them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2)#48903274) |
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Date: May 4th, 2025 3:09 PM Author: neo radek (🧐) I dipped my toe in the cheating world tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2)#48903313) |
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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:24 PM Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,::,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::, Is this Doc Lewis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2)#48903687) |
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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:45 PM Author: TSINAH eating Jimmy John's in a gay bar If you're too poor to spend money on pros, you are almost certainly too poor to get a divorce. Sorry. I can guarantee that the cost of pros will be far less than the cost of alimony and child support. Having said that, if she is a decent mother and you don't want to break up your family, cheating is probably TCR. See any of the xoxo cheatmo threads for advice on opsec. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2)#48903733) |
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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:46 PM Author: tarrifs Post pix of her naked. Not understanding the issue here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2)#48903739) |
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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:47 PM Author: THE FEAR Just accept your situation and stop being a woman about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2)#48903743) |
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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:52 PM Author: Billy Buttfucker Just cheat on that square bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2)#48903755) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:52 AM Author: chilmata I’m really sorry to hear this johnsm— I mean Rodeo Lewis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720345&forum_id=2)#48904323) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:03 AM Author: Drunkard Get her off hormonal birth control. It will take a while, but the squareness is caused by hormonal birth control, in large part. Pull out/NFP, copper IUD (if not Roman Catholic)
Work on boosting your T, preferably naturally. Eat meat, exercise, sunlight, take some supplements or get tested if you must. Get a sitter or send the kids away to grandparents for a night, get a little drunk and rail the shit out of her like you hate her.
Go to church with her and your family. Hang out with religious types makes you care more.
Your life may be fun for a while banging strange, but it will destroy your soul eventually. |