boner police this is martin shkreli, GJR let me cum in her butt on 1st date
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Date: June 13th, 2025 9:39 PM Author: Mauve hell circlehead
she has a bony ass, doggy would probably be uncomfortable
probably just boring missionary (if that) with BP
but imagine all the debauchery with Sam Hyde and others. I can't even imagine what he did with her. GJR probably told BP everything eventually.
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Date: June 13th, 2025 10:23 PM Author: lemon tank fanboi
no way.
the only way aspie dudes like boner police can communicate with people, especially women, is by unblinkingly explaining their interests and hobbies. for many autists this is shit like trains and elevators, for bp it's sam hyde.
i imagine he was ranting to her about different MDE bits and hyde lore when he paused to catch a breath and gjr interjected with "i meet sam a few times." you might as well tell a railfan you gave a seimens charger in your backyard. from then on bp was obsessed with proding her about sam hyde. from the way he smelled to exactly what his cock felt like as it split her open.
to be fair to boner police this wasnt 100% sexual. he, of course, was aroused and continues to be at the thought of sam hyde ruthlessly plunging into gjr. but a lot of it is just his autistic obsession with sam along with his deeply repressed homosexual desire for him. really it was all about sam, not gjr.
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Date: June 13th, 2025 11:50 PM Author: Mauve hell circlehead
there's no way he enjoys the image of his former hero dicking his then gf.
yes, maybe it's a bit of what you said. he autistically badgered GJR for more and more info on the nature of their relationship until he pieced together enough and ghosted her.
even that dude isn't retarded enough to continue idolizing sam hyde after that.
but also no doubt post-break up gjr would needle him with more info, as in her bird brain humiliating him further would drive him back to her.
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Date: June 14th, 2025 12:09 AM Author: lemon tank fanboi
what? have you ever met aspies, cucks, or zoomers? what about all of jammed into a 5'5 frame?
i can understand why you, i assume, a normal and well-adjusted man, cannot conceive of someone being titillated by the mental image of a rhode island ogre plowing the holes of a girl who is suddenly "uh i'm not a sexual person that was the old me" when it comes to you. you probably get second hand feelings of shame and emasculation just thinking of that happening to you privately. so to conceive of another man not only tolerating this, but obsessing over it because it gives him so much pleasure, is something you cannot conceive.
now take that and expand it to being *publicly* humiliated 24/7 irl and on xo. and also mix in feelings of sexual desire and admiration for your hero.
boner police's brain was huanging by a ted at his best, so it's no surprise his brain is broken now. but that mix of ZERORUNNERPUSSY + HYDE CUM + CUCK FETISH + PRIVATE HUMILIATION + PUBLIC HUMILATION + GETTING OUTED + TORMENTED IN THE AFTERMATH inter alia would drive a lot of dudes into boner police territory.
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