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explain please.
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you need to write a book or something
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#21932115)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: Useless Mexican Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#26967880)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Cerise Thriller Locus Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20775908)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: White Step-uncle's House Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20775912)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: sadistic glassy rehab national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20775920)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: fuchsia histrionic stag film



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20777231)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20778032)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: twisted antidepressant drug preventive strike

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: twisted antidepressant drug preventive strike

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20803298)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20992004)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#21845690)



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: Useless Mexican Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#32515133)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Canary son of senegal

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: titillating chapel

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20778641)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20780079)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20780080)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: gold haunted graveyard weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#22407674)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: gold haunted graveyard weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#22407677)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Spruce laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#25818411)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: Useless Mexican Patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20778653)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Frozen aromatic half-breed trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20780198)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Useless Mexican Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20782998)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20788045)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Orange Buck-toothed Church Building

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20788070)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20788774)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: cruel-hearted kitchen

this one is my favorite image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#21447691)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring affirmative action bawdyhouse

tired flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20788075)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20788336)



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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20794980)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Bonkers nibblets hospital

(jjc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#34192189)



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Author: Thirsty vivacious sanctuary cuck

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: Snowy Angry Therapy Brunch

jfc JJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#38136985)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Slimy Passionate Whorehouse

lol jjc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#38137144)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Bipolar jap

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20802537)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: hyperventilating mad cow disease

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20802605)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: Misunderstood amethyst temple

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: Snowy Angry Therapy Brunch



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: Odious Stage Turdskin

177

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: sexy aquamarine school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: stirring heaven

I spit out my night casein shake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20803469)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: Nudist Useless Brakes Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20803756)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Insanely creepy water buffalo

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: hairraiser gay wizard

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: idiotic pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Metal striped hyena garrison

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: obsidian center boistinker

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: contagious maniacal house hunting ground

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Useless Mexican Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: sooty beady-eyed nursing home ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: talented address internal respiration



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: galvanic juggernaut

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: sticky lascivious ticket booth volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Magical spectacular parlor

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: contagious maniacal house hunting ground

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Bonkers nibblets hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: cruel-hearted kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Deep Lay

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: pea-brained low-t area immigrant

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Ultramarine Property

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: Useless Mexican Patrolman

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: contagious maniacal house hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: khaki degenerate doctorate

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: racy double fault stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Useless Mexican Patrolman

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: hideous shivering business firm hissy fit

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: federal meetinghouse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Spruce laser beams

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: French Yapping Lettuce

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: awkward magenta location keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Useless Mexican Patrolman

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: Light native legal warrant

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Marvelous flesh stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Brilliant spot



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle senate factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: mind-boggling haunting space

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle senate factory reset button

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: heady institution

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Useless Mexican Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: purple autistic main people

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling coiffed windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Deep Lay

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: Useless Mexican Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: Snowy Angry Therapy Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Bearded azn

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: irradiated gaped new version karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#30201377)



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: peach resort



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: internet-worthy puce faggotry



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: internet-worthy puce faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Useless Mexican Patrolman

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: hyperactive navy office knife

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Kink-friendly prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#34193010)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: internet-worthy puce faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#35415724)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Swashbuckling coiffed windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#36040457)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: hyperactive navy office knife



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: internet-worthy puce faggotry



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Thirsty vivacious sanctuary cuck

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: internet-worthy puce faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#38136948)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: Iridescent macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#38136966)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: Snowy Angry Therapy Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: Sickened cordovan den wrinkle

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2)#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: charismatic menage mood



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: charismatic menage mood



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: charismatic menage mood



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: internet-worthy puce faggotry



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: Nofapping azure home



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: infuriating indian lodge



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: Hateful feces set



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: Hateful feces set



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Bbw Old Irish Cottage



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Author: Slimy Passionate Whorehouse



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: idiotic pit



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: know-it-all theatre



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:11 AM
Author: Crawly adventurous gaming laptop piazza



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Brilliant spot



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: internet-worthy puce faggotry



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Author: cheese-eating box office



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Author: effete milky brethren



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Author: chrome boyish trump supporter depressive



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: cruel-hearted kitchen



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: chrome boyish trump supporter depressive



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Author: Green plaza headpube



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Author: Green plaza headpube



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Author: internet-worthy puce faggotry



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: smoky site quadroon

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Author: olive church corn cake



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