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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
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  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
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Go over and help him finish.
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He's obliged to
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cr. bro code.
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Apartments are prole.
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These are condos with a rental limit
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*MFH posters furious*
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upset
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Twist: he can't get off without an audience
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Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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Did you cum
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Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?
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Damn
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: Insanely creepy pungent step-uncle's house cuck

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Galvanic lavender psychic

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Dashing wagecucks weed whacker

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: Mauve Useless Brakes

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Ruddy appetizing rigpig

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: cruel-hearted trip dilemma friendly grandma

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Insanely creepy pungent step-uncle's house cuck

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: adventurous orchid stage

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Dashing wagecucks weed whacker

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Sickened cerebral shrine mad cow disease

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Henna Excitant Native

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: Insanely creepy pungent step-uncle's house cuck

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: sienna tripping stain

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: thriller sex offender

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: cracking mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39764341)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: floppy station

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: mint field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: soul-stirring chestnut site patrolman

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: lascivious house-broken gunner locus

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: Insanely creepy pungent step-uncle's house cuck

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: pearly aphrodisiac selfie theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: multi-colored slippery market

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: Twinkling public bath pistol

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: startling dysfunction circlehead

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: Insanely creepy pungent step-uncle's house cuck

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: yellow persian

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Insanely creepy pungent step-uncle's house cuck

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: multi-colored slippery market

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Bonkers theater

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Startled Histrionic Potus Wrinkle

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Twinkling public bath pistol

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Insanely creepy pungent step-uncle's house cuck

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: carmine bespoke dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Irradiated home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: Gay ungodly set

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: self-absorbed flirting gaping casino

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Insanely creepy pungent step-uncle's house cuck

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: self-absorbed flirting gaping casino

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: Insanely creepy pungent step-uncle's house cuck

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: Mischievous partner temple

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: indigo windowlicker abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766981)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: self-absorbed flirting gaping casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767803)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Bearded striped hyena halford

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring chestnut site patrolman

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: Ruddy appetizing rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763410)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: Mischievous partner temple

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: olive low-t codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763583)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Insanely creepy pungent step-uncle's house cuck

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring chestnut site patrolman

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: violet razzle pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39764365)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan garrison headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765121)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: Henna Excitant Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765145)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: Irradiated home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765467)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: sticky iridescent cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: floppy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: zombie-like flatulent coffee pot

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Brindle incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Balding Orchestra Pit Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: Contagious Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring chestnut site patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: territorial aromatic love of her life

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: outnumbered orange roommate base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Massive degenerate

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: indigo windowlicker abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: hairraiser sandwich philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Henna Excitant Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: topaz range

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: floppy station

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: self-absorbed flirting gaping casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring chestnut site patrolman

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: blue exciting locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: indigo windowlicker abode

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Brindle incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: scarlet kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Balding Orchestra Pit Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: vivacious rough-skinned turdskin water buffalo

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: titillating feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: maroon blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Abusive sanctuary

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Insanely creepy pungent step-uncle's house cuck

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: blue exciting locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Charismatic cyan garrison headpube

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: Ruddy appetizing rigpig

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Charismatic cyan garrison headpube

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: emerald stage immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: exhilarant hall toilet seat

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Maize crawly house

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: Insanely creepy pungent step-uncle's house cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: effete tanning salon

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: Curious disrespectful queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: Tan odious clown

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Sepia yarmulke legal warrant

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: outnumbered orange roommate base

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Irradiated home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: indecent racy jew new version

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Henna Excitant Native

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Insanely creepy pungent step-uncle's house cuck

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: Azure Center Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Irradiated home

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: Henna Excitant Native

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: territorial aromatic love of her life

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: zombie-like flatulent coffee pot

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Ruddy appetizing rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Flushed Bawdyhouse Scourge Upon The Earth

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: floppy station

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: multi-colored slippery market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: Brindle incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: Stimulating factory reset button

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: Irradiated home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: black indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: self-absorbed flirting gaping casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: effete tanning salon

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Ruddy appetizing rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Chrome beady-eyed foreskin therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: indigo windowlicker abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Stirring ruby background story plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring chestnut site patrolman

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Flushed Bawdyhouse Scourge Upon The Earth

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring chestnut site patrolman

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: Mischievous partner temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: zombie-like flatulent coffee pot

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: olive low-t codepig

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: Insanely creepy pungent step-uncle's house cuck

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: Flushed Bawdyhouse Scourge Upon The Earth

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: olive low-t codepig

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: effete tanning salon

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: Sepia yarmulke legal warrant

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: Irradiated home

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: Sickened cerebral shrine mad cow disease

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: Insanely creepy pungent step-uncle's house cuck

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: zombie-like flatulent coffee pot

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: Arousing Lodge Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: Fragrant Parlour

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: Insanely creepy pungent step-uncle's house cuck

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: zombie-like flatulent coffee pot

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: yellow persian

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Insanely creepy pungent step-uncle's house cuck

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: amber awkward national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: zombie-like flatulent coffee pot

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Curious disrespectful queen of the night

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: Vigorous famous landscape painting address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: soul-stirring chestnut site patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: carnelian whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: exhilarant hall toilet seat

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Provocative liquid oxygen area

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring chestnut site patrolman

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: Stirring ruby background story plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2)#49346693)