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Really hope my FRIENDS here will watch my CA9 argument at 9:30 tmrw

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Avocado Principal's Office
  07/14/25
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maize codepig
  07/14/25
Ty
Avocado Principal's Office
  07/14/25
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Violent rebellious lay dingle berry
  07/16/25
are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?
lime business firm
  07/14/25
The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation...
Avocado Principal's Office
  07/14/25
so far I remain unrenumerated
lime business firm
  07/14/25
That’s all about to change.
Avocado Principal's Office
  07/14/25
make it quick I'm drowning here
lime business firm
  07/14/25
Is this from the gas station case? I remember seeing thos...
irradiated purple crackhouse
  07/14/25
Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pill...
Avocado Principal's Office
  07/14/25
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Garnet Big-titted Immigrant
  07/14/25
it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again...
Concupiscible balding field
  07/14/25
who is opposing counsel
orange shrine azn
  07/14/25
A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.
Avocado Principal's Office
  07/14/25
i wish both you and zurich tp luck
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jet-lagged zombie-like temple
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9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?
vibrant bawdyhouse
  07/14/25
Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1
Avocado Principal's Office
  07/14/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ
vibrant bawdyhouse
  07/14/25
what a stud
Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your F...
Insanely creepy piazza
  07/14/25
I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’l...
Avocado Principal's Office
  07/14/25
Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice ar...
Exhilarant home
  07/14/25
Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that'...
vibrant bawdyhouse
  07/14/25
Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me f...
Exhilarant home
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Stirring Spot
  07/15/25
The N-word would be a clever wink
sickened learning disabled garrison
  07/14/25
You're honor I'm gay
House-broken Casino
  07/14/25
"I have sex with men for money"
vibrant bawdyhouse
  07/14/25
at least use the word scholarship.
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Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...
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lime business firm
  07/14/25
CNN made “jet black” too famous
Avocado Principal's Office
  07/14/25
I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger...
lime business firm
  07/14/25
May it please this Tall Court, counsel...
lavender marvelous alpha
  07/15/25
Best of luck
vigorous depressive
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good luck buddy the most "appellate" work ive d...
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orange shrine azn
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Kenneth Play
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EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow
Titillating shitlib
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judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the bac...
orange shrine azn
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Crystalline provocative theatre legal warrant
  07/15/25
what is this case over anyway
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Where is the link
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=U...
orange shrine azn
  07/15/25
Ty This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm
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what's the azn lawyer's moniker?
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looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary ...
fear-inspiring corner
  07/15/25
Here he comes
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He said "your honors" when he meant "yours ho...
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rookie blunder
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Crystalline provocative theatre legal warrant
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Wow aren't laws crazy
Charismatic messiness
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Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack Maybe you two...
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1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that...
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Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the o...
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Kenneth Play
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Sorry your honor i fucked up haha
Charismatic messiness
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why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?
Titillating shitlib
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Really makes you think huh
Spectacular rusted personal credit line gay wizard
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but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size...
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Charismatic messiness
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Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo th...
domesticated hell nibblets
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Charismatic messiness
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Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺
Avocado Principal's Office
  07/15/25
Oh epah fucked up
Insanely creepy piazza
  07/15/25
baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad
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Imagine?
sickened learning disabled garrison
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Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of &ls...
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"I can turn him straight"
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Avocado Principal's Office
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Kenneth Play
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I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and ho...
Titillating shitlib
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“If your honors would like…”
sickened learning disabled garrison
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Tho humble
Insanely creepy piazza
  07/15/25
we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation
onyx set
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domesticated hell nibblets
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lawyers no one has ever heard of tp
Titillating shitlib
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That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well w...
Avocado Principal's Office
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Titillating shitlib
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he's doing great court has no interests in his opponents ...
fear-inspiring corner
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I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living ea...
sickened learning disabled garrison
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Wonderful Laser Beams Sanctuary
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Relatively modest recovery tp
Charismatic messiness
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Took some umbrage tp Unbridled success tp
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Titillating shitlib
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Further errors tp
Charismatic messiness
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forwent work
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looking at their firm size tp
Titillating shitlib
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Just realized that the firm they went against in this case i...
Spectacular rusted personal credit line gay wizard
  07/15/25
Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny...
Titillating shitlib
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Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envis...
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*gayer
Insanely creepy piazza
  07/15/25
That’s how all people from CA sound
Blathering Translucent Gaming Laptop Den
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Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."
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  07/15/25
He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm...
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Spectacular rusted personal credit line gay wizard
  07/15/25
he's just "eccentric"
vibrant bawdyhouse
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why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose t...
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tls fox
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https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html je...
Titillating shitlib
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lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liber...
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Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as eviden...
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let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting
Insanely creepy piazza
  07/15/25
gonna have to be way more specific
Titillating shitlib
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👋
Avocado Principal's Office
  07/15/25
"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four bl...
violet double fault
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Avocado Principal's Office
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You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had ...
violet double fault
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It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂
Avocado Principal's Office
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Lmaooooo What was all the discussion about novelty and co...
violet double fault
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We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on Califor...
Avocado Principal's Office
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Avocado Principal's Office
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Defense taking umbrage tp
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I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.
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Flushed Striped Hyena
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pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris
orange shrine azn
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Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut
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stfu fag
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It is good to be home.
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orange shrine azn
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litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest...
trip factory reset button rigor
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not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (cand...
Wonderful Laser Beams Sanctuary
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s
trip factory reset button rigor
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Wonderful Laser Beams Sanctuary
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ive listened to tsinah as well 😔
trip factory reset button rigor
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He’s really good
Azure bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth orchestra pit
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im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encoun...
soggy adventurous juggernaut
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180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster
Spectacular rusted personal credit line gay wizard
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Cerise Feces Pisswyrm
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jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contributi...
Wonderful Laser Beams Sanctuary
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slaveholders were 180 tho
Insanely creepy piazza
  07/15/25
EPAH is worse than any slaveholder
Cerise Feces Pisswyrm
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Heady glassy newt
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So thoughtful! So moderate!
lavender marvelous alpha
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Wonderful Laser Beams Sanctuary
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Indigo Property Giraffe
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Indigo Property Giraffe
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Avocado Principal's Office
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Wonderful Laser Beams Sanctuary
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soggy adventurous juggernaut
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Charismatic messiness
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Slate Dilemma
  07/16/25
You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress
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Avocado Principal's Office
  07/16/25
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poppy national security agency parlour
  07/16/25
At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White an...
soggy adventurous juggernaut
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Avocado Principal's Office

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: maize codepig

lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Avocado Principal's Office

Ty

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Violent rebellious lay dingle berry



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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: lime business firm

are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Avocado Principal's Office

The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation, skill, and experience.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: lime business firm

so far I remain unrenumerated

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Avocado Principal's Office

That’s all about to change.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: lime business firm

make it quick I'm drowning here

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: irradiated purple crackhouse

Is this from the gas station case?

I remember seeing those fee arguments a while ago and thought you were on reasonably solid ground, with a pretty well developed basis for your request.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Avocado Principal's Office

Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pills case was over a long time ago, after RT and I agreed to be nice to each other.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:11 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible balding field

it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: orange shrine azn

who is opposing counsel

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Avocado Principal's Office

A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: orange shrine azn

i wish both you and zurich tp luck

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: sickened learning disabled garrison



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Wonderful Laser Beams Sanctuary



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: jet-lagged zombie-like temple



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Avocado Principal's Office

Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ

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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Kenneth Play

what a stud

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Insanely creepy piazza

will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your FRIENDS plz

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Avocado Principal's Office

I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’ll let it fly

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant home

Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice area is the load bearing slash of our petition for fees.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that's a complete 180 from what's in the papers. Hope this helps.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant home

Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me feeling like a beady eyed Breezewood bathroom attendant

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Stirring Spot



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: sickened learning disabled garrison

The N-word would be a clever wink

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: House-broken Casino

You're honor I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101589)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

"I have sex with men for money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101740)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: tripping background story

at least use the word scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101744)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: tripping background story

Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101748)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Silver selfie

Bangarang could fly under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49102959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: lime business firm

your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black letter law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101573)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Avocado Principal's Office

CNN made “jet black” too famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101585)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: lime business firm

I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger" but that seems too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101664)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: lavender marvelous alpha

May it please this Tall Court, counsel...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49102962)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: vigorous depressive

Best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49101830)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Crystalline provocative theatre legal warrant

good luck buddy

the most "appellate" work ive done lately is getting a frivolous small claims court appeal dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49102964)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Titillating shitlib

got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgating rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49102968)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: orange shrine azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103126)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49116110)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Titillating shitlib

EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: orange shrine azn

judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103137)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Crystalline provocative theatre legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103140)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Titillating shitlib

what is this case over anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103147)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Spectacular rusted personal credit line gay wizard

Where is the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: orange shrine azn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=UnitedStatesCourtofAppealsfortheNinthCircuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103145)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Spectacular rusted personal credit line gay wizard

Ty

This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103153)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: domesticated hell nibblets

what's the azn lawyer's moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103143)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: fear-inspiring corner

looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary goes down in flames 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103151)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Titillating shitlib

Here he comes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103161)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Titillating shitlib

He said "your honors" when he meant "yours honor" off to a terrible start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103163)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: geriatric mad cow disease location

rookie blunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103186)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Crystalline provocative theatre legal warrant

ahhhhh shit!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103162)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Charismatic messiness

Wow aren't laws crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103164)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Spectacular rusted personal credit line gay wizard

Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack

Maybe you two should link up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103168)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Titillating shitlib

1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that, EPAH voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103171)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: domesticated hell nibblets

Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the other guy was talking about, I'd like to focus on the district court fucking me over on fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103170)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Titillating shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103174)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: sickened learning disabled garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103204)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Wonderful Laser Beams Sanctuary

almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably already knew he wasnt getting dat retrial walking in but none of the judges stopping epah and asking him about defendants argument really hammers home hes dunn hurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: hideous area faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103798)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49116113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Charismatic messiness

Sorry your honor i fucked up haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103177)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Titillating shitlib

why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103179)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Spectacular rusted personal credit line gay wizard

Really makes you think huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103184)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Titillating shitlib

but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size doesn't matter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103188)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Charismatic messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103193)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: domesticated hell nibblets

Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103183)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Charismatic messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103191)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Avocado Principal's Office

Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103350)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Insanely creepy piazza

Oh epah fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103181)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103192)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Charismatic messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103194)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: onyx set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103198)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: sickened learning disabled garrison

baldmo judge tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103201)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103251)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: violet double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103397)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: jet-lagged zombie-like temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103523)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Stirring Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103250)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: trip factory reset button rigor

needs legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103582)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Spectacular rusted personal credit line gay wizard

Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103195)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Rose crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103534)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: sickened learning disabled garrison

Imagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104300)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: sickened learning disabled garrison

Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of ‘archaic’ antitrust law. “I would have awarded a higher rate because I know how hard it is.”

Too bad EPAH is fumbling the record cites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103199)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Titillating shitlib

"I can turn him straight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103202)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: orange shrine azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103207)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Spectacular rusted personal credit line gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103214)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: sickened learning disabled garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103215)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103298)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Azure bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103333)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Cerise Feces Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103430)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: jet-lagged zombie-like temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103524)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Twinkling Apoplectic Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Avocado Principal's Office

The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on the third appeal of our cigar case. I’ve got a feeling she’s going to be delivering a lot of money to me thru these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103390)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49116117)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Titillating shitlib

I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and hope EPAH takes off his shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103200)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: sickened learning disabled garrison

“If your honors would like…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103210)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Insanely creepy piazza

Tho humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103209)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: onyx set

we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103212)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: domesticated hell nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103310)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Titillating shitlib

lawyers no one has ever heard of tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103218)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Avocado Principal's Office

That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well with people when he says it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103353)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Titillating shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: fear-inspiring corner

he's doing great

court has no interests in his opponents arguments, spending the whole argument thinking very seriously about whether EPAH should get more money

one fuck up on the citation on 7-8, but handled it smoothly

I liked the "top floor of the u.s. bank building" point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103227)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: sickened learning disabled garrison

I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living earning fees on earning fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Wonderful Laser Beams Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103570)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Charismatic messiness

Relatively modest recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103234)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Charismatic messiness

Took some umbrage tp

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103237)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Titillating shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103239)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Charismatic messiness

Further errors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103240)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Insanely creepy piazza

forwent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103256)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Titillating shitlib

looking at their firm size tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103269)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Spectacular rusted personal credit line gay wizard

Just realized that the firm they went against in this case is literally named "Prestige"

Fucking lmao at "lawyers" Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103245)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Titillating shitlib

Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny pink 2 minutes of rebuttal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103253)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Blathering Translucent Gaming Laptop Den

Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103249)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Insanely creepy piazza

*gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103254)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Blathering Translucent Gaming Laptop Den

That’s how all people from CA sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103276)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103741)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring dysfunction

He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm's LGBTQ affinity group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103257)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Azure bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103332)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible balding field

kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103379)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Avocado Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103356)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: jet-lagged zombie-like temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103525)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Fishy Razzle-dazzle Box Office Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103540)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: hideous area faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103800)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: House-broken Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104420)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Slate Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105376)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Spectacular rusted personal credit line gay wizard

Agreed

Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103260)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

he's just "eccentric"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103266)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Titillating shitlib

why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose this case, whatever it's about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103261)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring dysfunction

tls fox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Titillating shitlib

https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103280)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring dysfunction

lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liberals in biglaw comic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103290)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: orange shrine azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103411)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Spectacular rusted personal credit line gay wizard

"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the first place and we should have won and so we shouldn't even have to pay these guys any money to begin with, let alone the amount of money they say they deserve"

Whoa. So this is the power of Lawyering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103284)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: territorial ruby library

did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in the back of the court room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103302)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: overrated masturbator

Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as evidence of his TTTness like the old MLB scouts in Moneyball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103291)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Insanely creepy piazza

let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103296)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Titillating shitlib

gonna have to be way more specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103313)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Avocado Principal's Office

👋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103360)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: violet double fault

"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four black children."

*9th circuit stares blankly*

"Two of them are Trans"

*papers shuffle around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103366)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Avocado Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103374)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: violet double fault

You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had no idea what this case was about. This was the most obscure shit ever. It's cool you make a lot of money arguing with other eggheads about random crap on behalf of giant corporations over a few more dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103386)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Avocado Principal's Office

It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103394)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: violet double fault

Lmaooooo

What was all the discussion about novelty and compensation and citing a bunch of California state supreme court cases about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Avocado Principal's Office

We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on California’s “mini RPA” statute. Under CA law you’re supposed to get a fee “multiplier” when you take a case on contingency that is novel, requires skill, and precluded you from taking other work. So on remand we’ll ask for 2x of whatever our trial judge awards.

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103415)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: violet double fault

Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind

jury plaintiff-side jury verdict tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103417)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Avocado Principal's Office

Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Titillating shitlib

Defense taking umbrage tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103431)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: violet double fault

I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103441)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49116120)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Soul-stirring dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103835)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Flushed Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103435)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Mind-boggling genital piercing church building

was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103438)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: orange shrine azn

pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103453)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: curious very tactful fortuitous meteor range

Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103488)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: lilac laughsome native hominid

WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) where EPAH takes his shirt off? TY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Insanely creepy piazza

stfu fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103560)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: lilac laughsome native hominid

It is good to be home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103562)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Wonderful Laser Beams Sanctuary

the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polithiths shitpoaster is whether they can admit epah is a 180 poaster.

great job champ fuck those baldmo fags on the top floor of the us bank building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103576)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: orange shrine azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103587)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: trip factory reset button rigor

litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest thing on earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103591)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Wonderful Laser Beams Sanctuary

not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (candy ride, benzo) let alone world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103594)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: trip factory reset button rigor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103602)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Wonderful Laser Beams Sanctuary

im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and mannerisms but did you listen tk those other two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103610)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: trip factory reset button rigor

ive listened to tsinah as well 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103632)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Azure bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth orchestra pit

He’s really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103670)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: soggy adventurous juggernaut

im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encountered tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104211)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Spectacular rusted personal credit line gay wizard

180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103612)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Cerise Feces Pisswyrm

as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being he’s lower than dogshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103617)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Wonderful Laser Beams Sanctuary

jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contribution to scholarship, neither should epahs troon kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Insanely creepy piazza

slaveholders were 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103633)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Cerise Feces Pisswyrm

EPAH is worse than any slaveholder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103686)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Heady glassy newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104005)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: lavender marvelous alpha

So thoughtful! So moderate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103727)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Wonderful Laser Beams Sanctuary

you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you stopped talking massive shit about him right around the time he showed zzz tremendous grace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49103730)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Indigo Property Giraffe

You really aren’t

In a position to comment yet. And your asinine public hot takes aren’t furthering your reputation as an advocate. Chill out and buckle down and get to work and take your wins and hits for a few years if you want to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Indigo Property Giraffe

Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. The only note I have would be to talk more about the public policy benefits of taking on these cases, along with applicable literature. Anyway good job. I hope you get another million.

I hope a crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod doesn’t delete this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104203)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Avocado Principal's Office

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104951)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Violent rebellious lay dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105371)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Wonderful Laser Beams Sanctuary

this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice any weight anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105385)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: canary medicated locale becky

You have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105451)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Wonderful Laser Beams Sanctuary

im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk why you even poast under pumos when your voice and behavior is so identifiable.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750333&mc=44&forum_id=2#49105455

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105461)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: soggy adventurous juggernaut

crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105396)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Twinkling Apoplectic Ratface

If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge talks about the size of EPAH's sperm at 25:21:

https://www.youtube.com/live/KK68ynUnvSQ?si=XNEVYlCkDUdL2ZZG&t=1521

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104554)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Charismatic messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49104621)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Slate Dilemma

Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105328)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: at-the-ready hot resort wagecucks

You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105345)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Avocado Principal's Office

Gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49106112)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: poppy national security agency parlour

So do your black gorillas gf peg you?

When you go “surfing” is it because you like to look at other men?

Aren’t lawyers suppose to be ALPHA AF. You look like you are wasting away from Gaids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105365)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: soggy adventurous juggernaut

At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White and Non-Jewish, which is more than anyone can say for you my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2)#49105370)