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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Mustard Big Faggot Firefighter Set
  06/30/25
wow lol
milky area tank
  06/30/25
...
pontificating base
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
milky area tank
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Mustard Big Faggot Firefighter Set
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Chrome Site Persian
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Mustard Big Faggot Firefighter Set
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
very tactful national security agency
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Erotic private investor
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
milky area tank
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
useless aqua sex offender ratface
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Mustard Big Faggot Firefighter Set
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Erotic private investor
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
180 stage
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
milky area tank
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Mustard Big Faggot Firefighter Set
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
titillating locale
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
glassy mexican
  06/30/25
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Ruddy impressive toilet seat
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
provocative goal in life
  06/30/25
...
Mustard Big Faggot Firefighter Set
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
cordovan senate telephone
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
embarrassed to the bone misunderstood foreskin
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
olive church
  06/30/25
...
useless aqua sex offender ratface
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
180 stage
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Bipolar talented house idiot
  07/01/25
...
embarrassed to the bone misunderstood foreskin
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
diverse swollen athletic conference
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
lavender windowlicker church building
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
walnut casino
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
electric citrine orchestra pit
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Mahogany ungodly theatre liquid oxygen
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
zombie-like location pozpig
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Mustard Big Faggot Firefighter Set

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: milky area tank

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: pontificating base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: milky area tank

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Mustard Big Faggot Firefighter Set

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Chrome Site Persian

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Mustard Big Faggot Firefighter Set

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: very tactful national security agency

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Erotic private investor

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: milky area tank

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: useless aqua sex offender ratface

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Mustard Big Faggot Firefighter Set

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Erotic private investor

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: 180 stage

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: milky area tank

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Mustard Big Faggot Firefighter Set

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: titillating locale

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: glassy mexican

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Ruddy impressive toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: provocative goal in life

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Mustard Big Faggot Firefighter Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: cordovan senate telephone

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone misunderstood foreskin

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: olive church

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: useless aqua sex offender ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: 180 stage

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Bipolar talented house idiot

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone misunderstood foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: diverse swollen athletic conference

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: lavender windowlicker church building

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: walnut casino

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: electric citrine orchestra pit

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Mahogany ungodly theatre liquid oxygen

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: zombie-like location pozpig

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065360)