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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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marvelous kink-friendly heaven water buffalo
  06/27/25
i support islam now
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second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
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it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
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i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
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The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
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exhilarant theater becky
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It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Diverse chapel
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
wonderful candlestick maker
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A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Diverse chapel
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Misanthropic ticket booth mexican
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lol, tyft
Diverse chapel
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It's both
Dark newt
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sienna concupiscible personal credit line
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Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Maniacal Carnelian Kitchen Party Of The First Part
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I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
balding silver police squad
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Cordovan Resort
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(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
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lmfao
wonderful candlestick maker
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Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
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i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
sienna concupiscible personal credit line
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Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
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lmao
aromatic stead
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holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
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It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
aromatic stead
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
titillating nubile indian lodge fat ankles
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
aromatic stead
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Diverse chapel
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
titillating nubile indian lodge fat ankles
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Diverse chapel
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
sienna concupiscible personal credit line
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Vibrant Salmon Menage
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
aromatic stead
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
sienna concupiscible personal credit line
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
scarlet useless boiling water
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TiTscR
apoplectic point
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
marvelous kink-friendly heaven water buffalo
  06/27/25
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marvelous kink-friendly heaven water buffalo
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Maniacal Carnelian Kitchen Party Of The First Part
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Fantasy-prone godawful hunting ground
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
adventurous nofapping dilemma
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she literally looks like a blow-up doll
disrespectful international law enforcement agency
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I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Light Stag Film Roast Beef
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These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Fantasy-prone godawful hunting ground
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
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It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
aromatic stead
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Light Stag Film Roast Beef
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: marvelous kink-friendly heaven water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054167)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Cordovan Resort

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Bearded insane famous landscape painting



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Misanthropic ticket booth mexican

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: marvelous kink-friendly heaven water buffalo

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Misanthropic ticket booth mexican

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Appetizing hideous address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Diverse chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: sienna concupiscible personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: aromatic stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: aromatic stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: filthy excitant step-uncle's house organic girlfriend

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: exhilarant theater becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Diverse chapel

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: wonderful candlestick maker

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Diverse chapel

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Misanthropic ticket booth mexican

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Diverse chapel

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: avocado fragrant rigor parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Dark newt

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: sienna concupiscible personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Maniacal Carnelian Kitchen Party Of The First Part

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: balding silver police squad

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Cordovan Resort

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling aggressive main people

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: wonderful candlestick maker

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Vibrant Salmon Menage

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: sienna concupiscible personal credit line

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Vibrant Salmon Menage

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: aromatic stead

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Misanthropic ticket booth mexican

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: lascivious beta parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: aromatic stead

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: titillating nubile indian lodge fat ankles

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: aromatic stead

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Diverse chapel

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: titillating nubile indian lodge fat ankles

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Diverse chapel

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: sienna concupiscible personal credit line

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Vibrant Salmon Menage

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: aromatic stead

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: sienna concupiscible personal credit line

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: scarlet useless boiling water

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: apoplectic point

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: marvelous kink-friendly heaven water buffalo

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: marvelous kink-friendly heaven water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Maniacal Carnelian Kitchen Party Of The First Part

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone godawful hunting ground

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: adventurous nofapping dilemma

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: disrespectful international law enforcement agency

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Light Stag Film Roast Beef

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone godawful hunting ground

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Violet preventive strike toaster

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: balding silver police squad

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: aromatic stead

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Light Stag Film Roast Beef

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone godawful hunting ground

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055482)