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Donkey Kong Bananza is Proof that Idiocracy is Real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0__Ph3jk5WQ
chest-beating black range
  07/25/25
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house-broken crotch
  07/26/25
Only watched the intro but he's 100% right about Odyssey, so...
Glassy Hateful Bawdyhouse
  07/26/25
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Silver toaster stock car
  07/26/25
Odyssey was just OK, the thing with switch is most people to...
chest-beating black range
  07/26/25
Wii was just a weird fad, Outsold PS3 and 360. Second bes...
Glassy Hateful Bawdyhouse
  07/26/25
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Ultramarine corner
  07/26/25
It was kind of like PS1. Huge console sales, lowish game sal...
chest-beating black range
  07/26/25
Odyssey was just too easy, it barely felt like a game, more ...
Appetizing locale mood
  07/27/25
Not watching this but I knew DK was shit about 15 seconds in...
Sable abusive stage love of her life
  07/26/25
Been watching a few Twitch streams of this game, it's the mo...
house-broken crotch
  07/26/25
I could tell it was low-effort as soon as I saw the environm...
Sable abusive stage love of her life
  07/26/25
proles deserve what proles get
house-broken crotch
  07/26/25
I wonder sometimes where all of the goodwill even comes from...
chest-beating black range
  07/26/25
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Cerise racy area prole
  07/26/25
A video game “critic” monotonously droning on th...
sooty candlestick maker
  07/26/25
This is good. I like the author's "conspiracy theory...
talented scarlet private investor jewess
  07/26/25
I thought this game looked like shit and I'm glad to see som...
Cerise racy area prole
  07/26/25
https://youtu.be/BNOhYLCEQFM?t=625 https://www.youtube.com/...
talented scarlet private investor jewess
  07/26/25
Couldn’t get through the whole video. Sounds like some...
Mind-boggling Unhinged Striped Hyena School Cafeteria
  07/27/25
"This Nintendo game looks like it was made for children...
bronze heaven kitty cat
  07/27/25
he's like 29 probably just Bald
chest-beating black range
  07/27/25
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Mind-boggling Unhinged Striped Hyena School Cafeteria
  07/27/25


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Date: July 25th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: chest-beating black range

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0__Ph3jk5WQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2)#49131973)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: house-broken crotch



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Glassy Hateful Bawdyhouse

Only watched the intro but he's 100% right about Odyssey, so I can only assume he's right about DK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2)#49132912)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Silver toaster stock car



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: chest-beating black range

Odyssey was just OK, the thing with switch is most people took a 15+ year break from Nintendo (Wii was just a weird fad, galaxy didnt sell well) so it felt fresh. The whole genre is tired if you’re an old not to mention kid-friendly and always chasing the dragon of the godlike Mario 64.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2)#49132926)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Glassy Hateful Bawdyhouse

Wii was just a weird fad,

Outsold PS3 and 360. Second best selling Nintendo console after Switch (excluding Gameboy/DS).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2)#49132972)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Ultramarine corner



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: chest-beating black range

It was kind of like PS1. Huge console sales, lowish game sales. Galaxy sold 12m, Wii sold 100m. Galaxy 2 sold 7m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2)#49133219)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Appetizing locale mood

Odyssey was just too easy, it barely felt like a game, more like a theme park ride. I watched some DK Bananza on YouTube and it looks similarly easy imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2)#49135388)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Sable abusive stage love of her life

Not watching this but I knew DK was shit about 15 seconds into the reveal trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2)#49133004)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: house-broken crotch

Been watching a few Twitch streams of this game, it's the most boring shit imaginable, you are literally just running around smashing shit, there's essentially zero resistance or effort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2)#49133008)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Sable abusive stage love of her life

I could tell it was low-effort as soon as I saw the environments. They look like something out of a lauch Xbox 360 game. I was thinking Kameo: Elements of Power. And they aren't designed for precision platforming. If it wasn't attached to a major nintento license, it would be a 6.2/10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2)#49133018)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: house-broken crotch

proles deserve what proles get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2)#49133094)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: chest-beating black range

I wonder sometimes where all of the goodwill even comes from. The SNES library on the Switch online gives me the exact feeling I had contemporaneously which was like holy shit this is like 60 hours of cumulative first-party content to cover an entire gen and not all of it is great. Even for most of the SNES gen I was like "jesus christ next Gen will be so much better." Nintendo was outshined by 3rd parties on the SNES moreso than any platform imho. No one else says this.

And then N64 came and their 30 years of Humiliation started. So I wonder if that's why the fanboys are so passionate. Just because they Lost so many gens. A passionate af cohort of Losers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2)#49133322)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: Cerise racy area prole



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: sooty candlestick maker

A video game “critic” monotonously droning on that his Ape Smash video game is no fun and represents the dawn of Idiocracy is too meta for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2)#49133225)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: talented scarlet private investor jewess

This is good.

I like the author's "conspiracy theory," that the current trend of gaming has to do with the lowering of the global IQ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2)#49133407)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Cerise racy area prole

I thought this game looked like shit and I'm glad to see someone who agrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2)#49133417)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: talented scarlet private investor jewess

https://youtu.be/BNOhYLCEQFM?t=625

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNOhYLCEQFM&t=988s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2)#49133436)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Unhinged Striped Hyena School Cafeteria

Couldn’t get through the whole video. Sounds like some edgy dude trying to get clicks.

Bananza is a fun game tho. It’s a 9/10 3D platformer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2)#49134946)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: bronze heaven kitty cat

"This Nintendo game looks like it was made for children" cries the 45 year-old man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2)#49135362)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: chest-beating black range

he's like 29 probably just Bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2)#49135372)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Unhinged Striped Hyena School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754741&forum_id=2)#49135427)