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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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glittery white lettuce
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
stimulating avocado puppy clown
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
glittery white lettuce
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
stimulating avocado puppy clown
  05/01/26
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Lavender nighttime persian milk
  05/01/26
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chocolate sickened alpha
  04/29/26
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glittery white lettuce
  04/29/26
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Lavender nighttime persian milk
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Learning Disabled House-broken Office
  04/29/26
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Cruel-hearted parlour
  04/29/26
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Lavender nighttime persian milk
  05/01/26
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walnut bat-shit-crazy mad cow disease boltzmann
  04/30/26
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Talented messiness piazza
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Talented messiness piazza
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Lavender nighttime persian milk
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Cruel-hearted parlour
  05/02/26
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Lavender nighttime persian milk
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
glittery white lettuce
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Learning Disabled House-broken Office
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
glittery white lettuce
  04/29/26
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Lavender nighttime persian milk
  04/29/26
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Bateful Step-uncle's House
  04/29/26
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Cerebral Chartreuse Crackhouse Mexican
  04/29/26
180!
Cruel-hearted parlour
  04/29/26
hell yeah
chocolate sickened alpha
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
glittery white lettuce
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Tripping theatre toaster
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
glittery white lettuce
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Dashing home organic girlfriend
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
glittery white lettuce
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Dashing home organic girlfriend
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
glittery white lettuce
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
curious milky orchestra pit round eye
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
glittery white lettuce
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Dashing home organic girlfriend
  05/01/26
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Lavender nighttime persian milk
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
curious milky orchestra pit round eye
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Dashing home organic girlfriend
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Lavender nighttime persian milk
  05/01/26
180
Bateful Step-uncle's House
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
chocolate sickened alpha
  05/01/26
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Titillating Pea-brained Internal Respiration
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Chestnut Spectacular Center Faggot Firefighter
  04/30/26
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Chestnut Spectacular Center Faggot Firefighter
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
cerise metal point ladyboy
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
glittery white lettuce
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Dashing home organic girlfriend
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
glittery white lettuce
  05/01/26
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Lavender nighttime persian milk
  05/01/26
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Dashing home organic girlfriend
  05/01/26
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Lavender nighttime persian milk
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
topaz locale antidepressant drug
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Lavender nighttime persian milk
  05/01/26
congrats!
Talented messiness piazza
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Bateful Step-uncle's House
  05/01/26
180
Lavender nighttime persian milk
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
glittery white lettuce
  05/01/26
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Lavender nighttime persian milk
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
topaz locale antidepressant drug
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Lavender nighttime persian milk
  05/01/26
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Cruel-hearted parlour
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: glittery white lettuce



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: stimulating avocado puppy clown

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: glittery white lettuce

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: stimulating avocado puppy clown

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Lavender nighttime persian milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: chocolate sickened alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: glittery white lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Lavender nighttime persian milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Learning Disabled House-broken Office

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Lavender nighttime persian milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: walnut bat-shit-crazy mad cow disease boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Talented messiness piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Talented messiness piazza

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Lavender nighttime persian milk

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted parlour

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Lavender nighttime persian milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: glittery white lettuce

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Learning Disabled House-broken Office

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: glittery white lettuce

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Lavender nighttime persian milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Bateful Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Cerebral Chartreuse Crackhouse Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted parlour

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: chocolate sickened alpha

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: glittery white lettuce

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Tripping theatre toaster

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: glittery white lettuce

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Dashing home organic girlfriend

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: glittery white lettuce

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Dashing home organic girlfriend

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: glittery white lettuce

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: curious milky orchestra pit round eye

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: glittery white lettuce

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Dashing home organic girlfriend

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Lavender nighttime persian milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: curious milky orchestra pit round eye

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Dashing home organic girlfriend

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Lavender nighttime persian milk

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Bateful Step-uncle's House

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: chocolate sickened alpha

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Titillating Pea-brained Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854604)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Chestnut Spectacular Center Faggot Firefighter

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Chestnut Spectacular Center Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: cerise metal point ladyboy

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: glittery white lettuce

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Dashing home organic girlfriend

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: glittery white lettuce

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Lavender nighttime persian milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Dashing home organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Lavender nighttime persian milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: topaz locale antidepressant drug

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Lavender nighttime persian milk

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Talented messiness piazza

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Bateful Step-uncle's House

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Lavender nighttime persian milk

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: glittery white lettuce

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Lavender nighttime persian milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: topaz locale antidepressant drug

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Lavender nighttime persian milk

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49860163)