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Should I go to law school or stick with consulting? (Cost benefit analysis)

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Bistre school cafeteria nowag
  11/29/16
go to law school
Translucent titillating indirect expression background story
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Bistre school cafeteria nowag
  11/29/16
you won't last that long in consulting. this is also stup...
boyish hall quadroon
  11/29/16
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Bistre school cafeteria nowag
  11/29/16
learn how to do proper analysis and maybe I'll hire you.
boyish hall quadroon
  11/29/16
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Dark Step-uncle's House Kitty
  02/14/17
either way, stfu about it
outnumbered pozpig sanctuary
  11/29/16
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Bistre school cafeteria nowag
  11/29/16
while we're at it can you bash your head against the sidewal...
boyish hall quadroon
  11/29/16
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White dilemma jew
  11/30/16
yfwgi but it's unlikely you'll end up in biglaw given your a...
comical kitty cat friendly grandma
  11/29/16
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Bistre school cafeteria nowag
  11/29/16
It kind of is, though the benefit is marginal past 2 yrs. on...
Very tactful big-titted new version
  11/29/16
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Irradiated magical useless brakes box office
  11/29/16
What year did you graduate UG? If you will be ~28 at OCI you...
Metal trip stock car travel guidebook
  11/29/16
Would be 34
Bistre school cafeteria nowag
  11/29/16
Yeah plenty of people at my non-HYS t14 were around that age...
Metal trip stock car travel guidebook
  11/29/16
180
Bistre school cafeteria nowag
  11/29/16
They're right about the senior associates though, but ymmv o...
Metal trip stock car travel guidebook
  11/29/16
How was northwestern
Bat-shit-crazy Windowlicker Volcanic Crater
  11/29/16
CCN, hoe. I'll start saying t6 like a true faggot.
Metal trip stock car travel guidebook
  11/29/16
How was NYU?
exhilarant feces
  11/29/16
Is that one still better than shiTTTcago?
Metal trip stock car travel guidebook
  11/29/16
Have you even taken the lsat yet/
Chrome stage milk
  11/29/16
Jesus not the official but I know the lsat
Bistre school cafeteria nowag
  11/29/16
take the real lsat, find out what you get, then decide
Chrome stage milk
  11/29/16
Ok
Bistre school cafeteria nowag
  11/29/16
depends on what law school you get into Btw, how sure are...
Sick Factory Reset Button Native
  11/29/16
It would be a t13 if I go Not sure man. It's not hard wo...
Bistre school cafeteria nowag
  11/29/16
lmao
vermilion stage coffee pot
  11/29/16
Ljl at my shittttty life right?
Bistre school cafeteria nowag
  11/29/16
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Frisky legend
  11/30/16
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Magenta talented wrinkle
  07/23/17
debt should be $250-300k. also need to factor in interest ob...
Plum know-it-all people who are hurt pisswyrm
  11/29/16
Dammit Donny I'm not paying full freight to go to LS
Bistre school cafeteria nowag
  11/29/16
that's what you say now.
Plum know-it-all people who are hurt pisswyrm
  11/29/16
also kinda strong assumption on in house 3 years in
vermilion stage coffee pot
  11/29/16
True but assuming more biglaw makes the model seem more pro ...
Swollen theatre cuckoldry
  11/29/16
moar biglaw = better life, lol
excitant pocket flask ticket booth
  11/29/16
yfwgi but have you considered going to b-school?
comical kitty cat friendly grandma
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Bistre school cafeteria nowag
  11/29/16
yfwgi but are you aware that law school may only get you abo...
comical kitty cat friendly grandma
  11/29/16
lol at law school guaranteeing $200k+ in salary
outnumbered pozpig sanctuary
  11/29/16
HE JUST WONT LISTEN
Metal trip stock car travel guidebook
  11/29/16
honestly, I want him to go just so I can see how he reacts a...
outnumbered pozpig sanctuary
  11/29/16
and by "not cracked up to be", we mean an absolute...
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outnumbered pozpig sanctuary
  11/29/16
Start the in-house salary at 250 Also assume four years of...
Bat-shit-crazy Windowlicker Volcanic Crater
  11/29/16
Dude wtf. No way 250k in-house is even remotely guaranteed
Metal trip stock car travel guidebook
  11/29/16
In this market of you pick the right practice area it's a sa...
Bat-shit-crazy Windowlicker Volcanic Crater
  11/29/16
You need 5-7 years of biglaw, plus good firm, and you will s...
Fiercely-loyal school voyeur
  11/29/16
(shittigator)
Bat-shit-crazy Windowlicker Volcanic Crater
  11/29/16
Nah, they need like 8 to 10 years biglaw and most won't get ...
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green aphrodisiac hairy legs
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We're going to make peterman great again!!!!
Bistre school cafeteria nowag
  11/29/16
Suicide is painless brother
Opaque alpha
  11/29/16
law isn't fun. just work your chill consulting job and find ...
Plum know-it-all people who are hurt pisswyrm
  11/29/16
you need to build in probabilities for these things not e...
Magenta talented wrinkle
  11/29/16
Assuming t14 90% of people who want biglaw get it
Bat-shit-crazy Windowlicker Volcanic Crater
  11/29/16
This is not true.
Metal trip stock car travel guidebook
  11/29/16
In today's market it definitely is fag
Bat-shit-crazy Windowlicker Volcanic Crater
  11/29/16
(GULC 2L still hoping for the best)
Metal trip stock car travel guidebook
  11/29/16
Last year 85% of CLS oci participants got an offer
Bat-shit-crazy Windowlicker Volcanic Crater
  11/29/16
Oh wow, #4 school, great metric for the t14. "55.1% ...
Metal trip stock car travel guidebook
  11/29/16
44.1% (BL+FC, GULC 2015) https://www.lstreports.com/compa...
exhilarant feces
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Metal trip stock car travel guidebook
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lol horrible if tru
Cracking parlor weed whacker
  02/14/17
Right. Your "90% of t14" is way too high. Gulc is ...
curious deep immigrant casino
  11/29/16
Gulc is a special case though. Cornell has similar offer rat...
Bat-shit-crazy Windowlicker Volcanic Crater
  11/29/16
80% of T6 is more like it. The people who "didn't want ...
orange bossy rehab
  11/29/16
eh, it's a pretty high probability. not saying you will get ...
vermilion stage coffee pot
  11/29/16
Bottom 30% was still precarious at my school, but you're rig...
Metal trip stock car travel guidebook
  11/29/16
fair. tbf should probably knock out GULC too
vermilion stage coffee pot
  11/29/16
leave dork enlightenment alone, asshole
Plum know-it-all people who are hurt pisswyrm
  11/29/16
these numbers are more appropriate for v100 than 250
Magenta talented wrinkle
  11/29/16
Only T5 gets anywhere close to that. CLS: 79.2% CHI: 82....
exhilarant feces
  11/29/16
what is BL/FC? also you have to count clerks, they are m...
vermilion stage coffee pot
  11/29/16
Big Law/Federal Clerk
exhilarant feces
  11/29/16
Those reports are post grad. I'm talking about oci participa...
Bat-shit-crazy Windowlicker Volcanic Crater
  11/29/16
"Many people" do not do anything except for clerki...
Metal trip stock car travel guidebook
  11/29/16
Go fuck urself u TTT faggot
Bat-shit-crazy Windowlicker Volcanic Crater
  11/29/16
Pumos are really channelling their inner 7th grader today.
Metal trip stock car travel guidebook
  11/29/16
(Bottom 1/3rd nyu 3L)
Bistre school cafeteria nowag
  11/29/16
lol at that comically low debt figure. You know you pay inte...
curious deep immigrant casino
  11/29/16
cr ljl @ him also assuming positive earnings in 2l and 3l
Magenta talented wrinkle
  11/29/16
What kind of consultant makes 112k at Sr. Mgr? Those titles...
Embarrassed to the bone whorehouse
  11/29/16
Yeah I'll just get MBB bro! Brb while I JUST DO get MBB ...
Bistre school cafeteria nowag
  11/29/16
If you go MBA with previous consulting background, MBB is no...
Embarrassed to the bone whorehouse
  11/29/16
what's their base salaries
Frisky legend
  11/29/16
Everyone is matching McK at 152 base for post-MBA hires. ...
Embarrassed to the bone whorehouse
  11/29/16
I'm starting to think he's just elaborate, long game B schoo...
orange bossy rehab
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Bistre school cafeteria nowag
  11/29/16
Hmm seems like it's better to be a sales Chad pulling down 4...
Frisky legend
  11/29/16
JUST DO!
Bistre school cafeteria nowag
  11/29/16
Working for big 4 consulting is kind of pathetic though
Bat-shit-crazy Windowlicker Volcanic Crater
  11/29/16
The exit opps are not quite as lucrative as biglaw, but have...
Embarrassed to the bone whorehouse
  11/29/16
I work in gov consulting, too.
Bistre school cafeteria nowag
  11/29/16
how so?
Bistre school cafeteria nowag
  11/29/16
you have to factor in a recession/depression. You think you ...
anal supple masturbator menage
  11/29/16
This is meaningless without probability weightings. Your ch...
Flirting Field
  11/29/16
Cr
Fiercely-loyal school voyeur
  11/29/16
his chance of biglaw right now is like 5% if he takes th...
vermilion stage coffee pot
  11/29/16
DO NOT GO. STAY AS A CONSULTANT
Crimson turdskin
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Metal trip stock car travel guidebook
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peterman crying losing hoap itt
Magenta talented wrinkle
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If you have autism-linked OCD to the point of needing medica...
orange bossy rehab
  11/29/16
wouldn't getting an MBA be better? Did you score 170+ on th...
turquoise cowardly karate abode
  11/29/16
He hasn't taken it yet lol
Metal trip stock car travel guidebook
  11/29/16
also how to cop consulting gig? t20 ls bottom of class here...
turquoise cowardly karate abode
  11/29/16
It's crazy that 90% of people in this thread are telling him...
outnumbered pozpig sanctuary
  11/29/16
I made the decision to go to LS because I had nothing else, ...
drab set philosopher-king
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Magenta talented wrinkle
  11/29/16
TTT. No accounting for chances of failure and success. ...
Dark Step-uncle's House Kitty
  11/29/16
JESUS this thread ballooned while I was going through the TH...
Bistre school cafeteria nowag
  11/29/16
little did you know that your hold was being BLOWN OUT as yo...
Magenta talented wrinkle
  11/29/16
I think he just skulks around with a permanently prolapsed a...
exhilarant feces
  11/29/16
Lol
Frisky legend
  11/29/16
LOL NO: ITT: -A guy that thinks all MBA grads make 152...
Bistre school cafeteria nowag
  11/29/16
you: - assuming that getting into a competitive mba prog...
Magenta talented wrinkle
  11/29/16
ADDENDUM (and i reiterate that you are flame and have always...
Magenta talented wrinkle
  11/30/16
180
Bistre school cafeteria nowag
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PWN PWN PWN
Crimson turdskin
  11/30/16
stfu peterman
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exhilarant feces
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Listen to me closely. You will not get biglaw. Counting on t...
green aphrodisiac hairy legs
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vermilion stage coffee pot
  11/29/16
Eat shit faggot!
Bistre school cafeteria nowag
  11/29/16
"feel free to critique or lay comment"
green aphrodisiac hairy legs
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http://imgur.com/a/2freR
Bistre school cafeteria nowag
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That's the guy who whipped your ass in contracts because he ...
green aphrodisiac hairy legs
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Scathing
Metal trip stock car travel guidebook
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Magenta talented wrinkle
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in peterman's defense he claims to have a 3.9 from ivy or wa...
vermilion stage coffee pot
  11/29/16
To be fair, He got a 3.9 in Poli Sci or some other bullsh...
Fiercely-loyal school voyeur
  11/29/16
Just like 95% of HLS?
Metal trip stock car travel guidebook
  11/29/16
I'm saying that a 3.9 in sleeping and drinking all day studi...
Fiercely-loyal school voyeur
  11/29/16
Judging by his general lack of friends around the country, I...
Metal trip stock car travel guidebook
  11/29/16
If he really has a 3.9, then he has a better chance of atten...
green aphrodisiac hairy legs
  11/29/16
Holy Cross is a FINE school brother--a CATHOLIC IVY
Frisky legend
  11/30/16
LOL holy cross - top destination for working class brookl...
Pink Crusty Corner
  11/30/16
"... 6 months post-graduation you might secure an entry...
exhilarant feces
  11/29/16
Bro u rlly took offense to my bottom 1/3rd at NYU comment. Y...
Bistre school cafeteria nowag
  11/29/16
WE ARE TRYING TO HELP YOU FAGGOT.
Metal trip stock car travel guidebook
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I'm happy to admit that I'm below median at CCN, where I hav...
exhilarant feces
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BIGLAW SECURITY!
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Metal trip stock car travel guidebook
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exhilarant feces
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This is a masterpiece
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Magenta talented wrinkle
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180
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amethyst vivacious meetinghouse
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this was 180 actually
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Magenta talented wrinkle
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Frisky legend
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Bistre school cafeteria nowag
  02/14/17
cot DAMN peterman's asshold got BLOWN OUT itt
hairraiser location round eye
  11/30/16
wow so Peterman went pumo because of this thread?
outnumbered pozpig sanctuary
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he's a manic little twink. whenever he gets smacked down har...
Pink Crusty Corner
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Maize galvanic incel
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Bistre school cafeteria nowag
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Jfc do you have OCD
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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Translucent titillating indirect expression background story

go to law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015601)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32018139)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:41 PM
Author: boyish hall quadroon

you won't last that long in consulting.

this is also stupid bc it doesn't factor in living expenses or savings every year. you suck at analyzing shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32018114)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32018137)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: boyish hall quadroon

learn how to do proper analysis and maybe I'll hire you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32018157)



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Date: February 14th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Dark Step-uncle's House Kitty



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: outnumbered pozpig sanctuary

either way, stfu about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015612)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:46 PM
Author: boyish hall quadroon

while we're at it can you bash your head against the sidewalk enough times so you aren't capable of poasting anymore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32018164)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 3:03 AM
Author: White dilemma jew



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: comical kitty cat friendly grandma

yfwgi but it's unlikely you'll end up in biglaw given your age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015619)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:11 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Very tactful big-titted new version

It kind of is, though the benefit is marginal past 2 yrs. on the other hand, you're at a huge disadvantage trying to pull allnighters fixing commas in your 30s and being a fuckboy to seniors your age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015667)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:41 PM
Author: Irradiated magical useless brakes box office



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:22 PM
Author: Metal trip stock car travel guidebook

What year did you graduate UG? If you will be ~28 at OCI you'll be fine IME, idk what these posters are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015717)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:38 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag

Would be 34

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015835)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:43 PM
Author: Metal trip stock car travel guidebook

Yeah plenty of people at my non-HYS t14 were around that age. Average entering age is like 26 or something, I was on the young end obviously as KJD. "Top" OCI outcomes of my friend group were a current 30yr old going SullCrom, 29 yr old going to WC and a 30 yr old ex military bro going to Gibson Dunn LA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015878)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:43 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015885)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:45 PM
Author: Metal trip stock car travel guidebook

They're right about the senior associates though, but ymmv ofcourse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015890)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Windowlicker Volcanic Crater

How was northwestern

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015929)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:56 PM
Author: Metal trip stock car travel guidebook

CCN, hoe. I'll start saying t6 like a true faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015971)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: exhilarant feces

How was NYU?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015996)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Metal trip stock car travel guidebook

Is that one still better than shiTTTcago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016022)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:12 PM
Author: Chrome stage milk

Have you even taken the lsat yet/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015644)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:12 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag

Jesus not the official but I know the lsat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015651)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:13 PM
Author: Chrome stage milk

take the real lsat, find out what you get, then decide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015656)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag

Ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015700)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: Sick Factory Reset Button Native

depends on what law school you get into

Btw, how sure are you of your progression in consulTTTing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015711)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:27 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag

It would be a t13 if I go

Not sure man. It's not hard work, just tedious and a bit mind numbing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015756)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:27 PM
Author: vermilion stage coffee pot

lmao

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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag

Ljl at my shittttty life right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015851)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 9:06 AM
Author: Frisky legend



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Magenta talented wrinkle



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Plum know-it-all people who are hurt pisswyrm

debt should be $250-300k. also need to factor in interest obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015769)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:36 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag

Dammit Donny

I'm not paying full freight to go to LS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015817)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:47 PM
Author: Plum know-it-all people who are hurt pisswyrm

that's what you say now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015903)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:37 PM
Author: vermilion stage coffee pot

also kinda strong assumption on in house 3 years in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015826)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:47 PM
Author: Swollen theatre cuckoldry

True but assuming more biglaw makes the model seem more pro law school.

Also sum borrowed =/= sum repaid. If you borrow 115k you're paying back far more than 115

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015902)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:55 PM
Author: excitant pocket flask ticket booth

moar biglaw = better life, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32019931)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: comical kitty cat friendly grandma

yfwgi but have you considered going to b-school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015849)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:41 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015863)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:46 PM
Author: comical kitty cat friendly grandma

yfwgi but are you aware that law school may only get you above the $200k bump for two or three years and then seriously impair your ability to ever get back there again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015896)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: outnumbered pozpig sanctuary

lol at law school guaranteeing $200k+ in salary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015915)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:50 PM
Author: Metal trip stock car travel guidebook

HE JUST WONT LISTEN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015918)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: outnumbered pozpig sanctuary

honestly, I want him to go just so I can see how he reacts after he figures out law school isn't all its cracked up to be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015938)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:54 PM
Author: Metal trip stock car travel guidebook

and by "not cracked up to be", we mean an absolute fucking scam where everyone hopes that they can transition "to the business side". Whatever though, we tried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015957)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:55 PM
Author: outnumbered pozpig sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015965)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Windowlicker Volcanic Crater

Start the in-house salary at 250

Also assume four years of biglaw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015932)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Metal trip stock car travel guidebook

Dude wtf. No way 250k in-house is even remotely guaranteed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015942)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:54 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Windowlicker Volcanic Crater

In this market of you pick the right practice area it's a safe assumption

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015953)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:03 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal school voyeur

You need 5-7 years of biglaw, plus good firm, and you will still be looking for a year or so at lower payingin house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016029)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:03 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Windowlicker Volcanic Crater

(shittigator)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016033)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:14 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal school voyeur

Nah, they need like 8 to 10 years biglaw and most won't get inhouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016503)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Metal trip stock car travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016515)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: vermilion stage coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016636)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:41 PM
Author: green aphrodisiac hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32019800)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:53 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag

We're going to make peterman great again!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015949)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Opaque alpha

Suicide is painless brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015933)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: Plum know-it-all people who are hurt pisswyrm

law isn't fun. just work your chill consulting job and find some good hobbies. living for work is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015941)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:53 PM
Author: Magenta talented wrinkle

you need to build in probabilities for these things

not everyone gets biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015951)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:54 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Windowlicker Volcanic Crater

Assuming t14 90% of people who want biglaw get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015955)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:55 PM
Author: Metal trip stock car travel guidebook

This is not true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015966)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:56 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Windowlicker Volcanic Crater

In today's market it definitely is fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015972)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 1:59 PM
Author: Metal trip stock car travel guidebook

(GULC 2L still hoping for the best)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32015988)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Windowlicker Volcanic Crater

Last year 85% of CLS oci participants got an offer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016016)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:03 PM
Author: Metal trip stock car travel guidebook

Oh wow, #4 school, great metric for the t14.

"55.1% of all graduates secured job offers by graduation."

GULC 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016031)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: exhilarant feces

44.1% (BL+FC, GULC 2015)

https://www.lstreports.com/compare/gulc/berkeley/michigan/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016250)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:14 PM
Author: Metal trip stock car travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016507)



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Date: February 14th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Cracking parlor weed whacker

lol horrible if tru

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32624256)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:04 PM
Author: curious deep immigrant casino

Right. Your "90% of t14" is way too high. Gulc is the biggest school in the T14 and it probably doesn't get 50% in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016036)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Windowlicker Volcanic Crater

Gulc is a special case though. Cornell has similar offer rates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016052)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: orange bossy rehab

80% of T6 is more like it. The people who "didn't want it" and "always planned to do public interest" are lying. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016562)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: vermilion stage coffee pot

eh, it's a pretty high probability. not saying you will get a job you enjoy or a practice group you want, but pretty much anyone in t14 who doestn have debilitating aspergers can get some kind of amlaw250 firm - look at TMF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016005)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: Metal trip stock car travel guidebook

Bottom 30% was still precarious at my school, but you're right. I think 90% is a little overblown though, a few people "realized they didn't want biglaw" around Sept 20th

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016051)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: vermilion stage coffee pot

fair. tbf should probably knock out GULC too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016081)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Plum know-it-all people who are hurt pisswyrm

leave dork enlightenment alone, asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016058)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Magenta talented wrinkle

these numbers are more appropriate for v100 than 250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016070)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: exhilarant feces

Only T5 gets anywhere close to that.

CLS: 79.2%

CHI: 82.7%

NYU: 68.1%

https://www.lstreports.com/compare/columbia/chicago/nyu/

Note, 155 NYU 2015 grads didn't get BL or FC. There aren't THAT many PI bleeding hearts at NYU. 155.

86 CLS 2015 grads walking away without BL or FC is also sickening. 86.

34 CHI 2015 grads getting blown out is OK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016281)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: vermilion stage coffee pot

what is BL/FC?

also you have to count clerks, they are most liekly qualified for biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016306)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: exhilarant feces

Big Law/Federal Clerk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016316)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Windowlicker Volcanic Crater

Those reports are post grad. I'm talking about oci participants. Many people get offers but do something besides clerking or biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016350)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: Metal trip stock car travel guidebook

"Many people" do not do anything except for clerking or biglaw. What kind of anecdotal bullshit are you pulling this from? 98% of 2L SAs w/ BL+FC offers accept them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016581)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Windowlicker Volcanic Crater

Go fuck urself u TTT faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016588)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Metal trip stock car travel guidebook

Pumos are really channelling their inner 7th grader today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016603)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag

(Bottom 1/3rd nyu 3L)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016583)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: curious deep immigrant casino

lol at that comically low debt figure. You know you pay interest on those loans. Don't go to law school. I told you about my experiences from a T6. The median salaries 5+ years out for recent grads are mediocre. Many have left the practice entirely. You also don't have a good handle on the odds of those paths you mapped out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016009)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:03 PM
Author: Magenta talented wrinkle

cr

ljl @ him also assuming positive earnings in 2l and 3l

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016030)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:34 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone whorehouse

What kind of consultant makes 112k at Sr. Mgr? Those titles sound like DeloiTTTe but the salaries are off.

Get into MBB and you'll be clearing 200k+ as a 2-3rd year and your exit ops are more like 250k+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016230)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag

Yeah I'll just get MBB bro! Brb while I JUST DO get MBB

I work in a PR firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016251)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone whorehouse

If you go MBA with previous consulting background, MBB is not hard to cop. Aside from that, even big4 consulting matches MBB on base salary. The only diff between MBB and big4 is that bonus pay takes off, and MBB has better exit opps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016296)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Frisky legend

what's their base salaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016376)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone whorehouse

Everyone is matching McK at 152 base for post-MBA hires.

Even Deloittte makes mid 200's once you hit manager levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016496)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: orange bossy rehab

I'm starting to think he's just elaborate, long game B school and bulge bracket/consulting flame. The salary numbers in his OP are dumb as hell. Corpdevbots in F100 make like 2x that scale in are country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016586)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:40 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016663)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:40 PM
Author: Frisky legend

Hmm seems like it's better to be a sales Chad pulling down 400k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32018099)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag

JUST DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32018203)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:34 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Windowlicker Volcanic Crater

Working for big 4 consulting is kind of pathetic though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016629)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:37 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone whorehouse

The exit opps are not quite as lucrative as biglaw, but have much higher probability of success.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016646)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:40 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag

I work in gov consulting, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016669)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32018126)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: anal supple masturbator menage

you have to factor in a recession/depression. You think you can land those jobs easily in a downturn economy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016317)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Flirting Field

This is meaningless without probability weightings. Your chances of $180k in house after 3 years is about 10%. Your chance of biglaw is higher, maybe 75%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016331)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:14 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal school voyeur

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016506)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:28 PM
Author: vermilion stage coffee pot

his chance of biglaw right now is like 5%

if he takes the LSAT and gets a 170+, it probably jumps to 50%+

of course, he ist just gonna keep posting this for the next 3 years instead of taking the freaki nLSAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016594)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Crimson turdskin

DO NOT GO. STAY AS A CONSULTANT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016571)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:34 PM
Author: turquoise cowardly karate abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016633)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Metal trip stock car travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016638)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:27 PM
Author: Magenta talented wrinkle

peterman crying losing hoap itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016591)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:28 PM
Author: orange bossy rehab

If you have autism-linked OCD to the point of needing medical interventions (and based on your poasting history there's like a 35% chance that you do), then go to law school and gun your dick off. If not, you'd be a moron to not go to b school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016593)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: turquoise cowardly karate abode

wouldn't getting an MBA be better? Did you score 170+ on the LSAT and have a 3.7+ GPA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016650)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Metal trip stock car travel guidebook

He hasn't taken it yet lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016721)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: turquoise cowardly karate abode

also how to cop consulting gig? t20 ls bottom of class here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016656)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: outnumbered pozpig sanctuary

It's crazy that 90% of people in this thread are telling him not to go and he'll still convince himself that it's a good idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016659)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: drab set philosopher-king

I made the decision to go to LS because I had nothing else, u wanting to go is just because you have a faggot mentality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016684)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Magenta talented wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32016704)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 5:44 PM
Author: Dark Step-uncle's House Kitty

TTT.

No accounting for chances of failure and success.

No accounting for consequences of failure. Failed consulting to law (or something else) is possible. If you fail at law, you're dog food -- the cheap Walmart brand.

No accounting for income/hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32017708)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:37 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag

JESUS this thread ballooned while I was going through the THIRD ITERATION of a powerpoint deck for SHREW BOSS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32018075)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: Magenta talented wrinkle

little did you know that your hold was being BLOWN OUT as you were

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32018090)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:40 PM
Author: exhilarant feces

I think he just skulks around with a permanently prolapsed ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32018104)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Frisky legend

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32018127)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag

LOL NO:

ITT:

-A guy that thinks all MBA grads make 152k; thinks that copping MBB post-MBA isnt hard; that MBB jobs are more desirable than biglaw

-Poasters throwing around GULC despite my EXPLICIT declaration that I would not attend GULC

-Poasters assuming I would take out 250-300k in loans despite my EXPLICIT declaration that I would not attend LS at full sticker

-No one recognizing that GOVERNMENT CONSULTING HAS LITTLE TO NO EXIT OPPS/and is probably the most tttt of any "white collar" industry

-No one recognizing that LS would allow me to GTFO of DC

-No one recognizing that Law can ACTUALLY be interesting/useful in some life/career situations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32018197)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:10 PM
Author: Magenta talented wrinkle

you:

- assuming that getting into a competitive mba program is a probable outcome for you

- assuming that getting a job at mbb, some of the more prestigious businesses in the world, will be "easy" for you because some dude on the internet said these are not hard jobs to get

- assuming that, if you went through with the LS application process and received some acceptances but no good scholarships, you would have the wherewithal and clarity of mind to walk away from your acceptances rather than burden yourself with 250-300k in loans because your unbearable and insufferable angst will not let you walk away from your special little law school acceptance letter

- assuming that you will outgun all of the other gunner snowflakes at your law school and get biglaw

- assuming that it will go well

- assuming that you will get a well-paid in-house gig just like that out of biglaw and live happily ever after

you've simply cherrypicked a few nice-sounding nuggets from a thread which is overwhelmingly critical and belittling of your thinking.

underlying all of this is your denial that your life will proceed unto some unprestigious end, which conflicts with the mentality with which you were brought up, which tells you that you are special and must do something prestigious

even if you went to law, you would be disillusioned with it quickly, realize the financial outcome is not much better than what you would have had if you continued with what you have now, and realize that nobody thinks much the better of you for being a middling lawyer

you simply have to come to terms with the fact that society does not give a shit about 99.9999% of people, and that you will die and rot as an unremarkable bundle of cells which will be forgotten five years after you die - the same realization that the other 99.9999% of people on this earth must come to

but you can't let yourself do that yet because you think you're special, so you'll continue to draft contrived arguments and excel spreadsheets to justify going to law school, none of which are grounded in reality but which are simply the fruits of your continued grasping at straws, hoping to once and for all find something that tells you that yes, you can be something too - which you can't, and which 99.9999% of people can't.

the sooner you learn that, and the sooner you stop rationalizing your romantic hopes, the better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32020057)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 3:30 AM
Author: Magenta talented wrinkle

ADDENDUM (and i reiterate that you are flame and have always been, but i will humor you):

your problem is also that you can't stop seeking validation because you have absolutely no sense of what you want in life and therefore spend your days begging others to tell you what is "the right thing to do"

the right thing to do is whatever you value in life

if you are honestly so vain that what you value in life is the superficial (and minuscule, probably nonexistent) prestige that comes along with being able to tell someone that you're a lawyer, then fucking do it (though i pity you if this is the case)

if you value something else, do something else

but at this point you're probably more knowledgeable about the factual pros and cons of going to law school than perhaps anyone in the history of the board

*your* problem is that you don't know how to give yourself a set of values and goals and how to be content and confident in them as your own.

one day you talk about going to law school. the next, continuing with your work. the next, moving to portland to become a bartender.

it is clear that you have absolutely zero vision of what you want your life to be, and lack the ability to think seriously about what *you* value and what *you* espouse in this life.

no more information is going to help you in deciding whether you should go to law school. you know the facts (though you appear to be in denial of some of them in hopes of justifying going to law school).

but you are clearly a hollow human being who has no sense of himself whatsoever and who is therefore forced to turn to sources of external validation for a sense of meaning in life.

and this is why you are so drawn to law - your life is meaningless now because you don't know how to give yourself meaning, and you think that pursuing some nice, socially-espoused white-collar profession might give you meaning again.

but you fail to see that the problem is not your profession now - it is *you* - because regardless of whether you are a lawyer or a mailman, you lack the ability to sense meaning in your life, and this will not change if you become a lawyer. you will still feel empty, just with fewer hours to yourself and more debt to pay.

either find meaning in something or admit that life is meaningless and stop grasping outside of yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32021697)



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Date: February 1st, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32518484)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 9:12 AM
Author: Crimson turdskin

PWN PWN PWN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32022311)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: lemon state

stfu peterman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32018130)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: exhilarant feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32018151)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: green aphrodisiac hairy legs

Listen to me closely. You will not get biglaw. Counting on that is ridiculous. Counting on that kind of in-house salary after three years of biglaw is ridiculous. Even if meant for flame and attention, if one part of your lizard brain hopes they are plausible, then your delusions are eventually going to overwhelm your rational judgment. You need to refasten yourself to reality before you slide over the edge. Persistent flame is often the result of latent desire.

You will likely end up at GW, eagerly pursuing GULC's night program transfer stats at every opportunity, your eye on the prize, such as it is. Then you will barely finish top 1/3 even though your classmates are mostly retards. That is because you are also not that smart and you likely don't have the drive to out-compete the true grinders. You have no idea what you're dealing with.

You will do nothing 1L summer. 2L summer you might get to clerk for free for a county trial court judge or break your ass at some pseudo-shitlaw insurance defense factory that doesn't have an actual hiring program. Or god help you, some bumfuck prosecutor's office where you will gain valuable experience aping the other knuckle-dragging $50K/yr junior prosecutors as you push paper on traffic infractions.

Maybe you bust your ass and game your course load after 1L. You become a citation slave on some awful secondary journal. You pad your resume with every dumbfuck clinic and useless student group your LS has to offer. 6 months post-graduation you might secure an entry-level gig at the Maryland AG's office dealing with assembly line health and social services cases. You will make $56K and live in some dystopian massive apartment complex in Silver Spring or wherever your god awful satellite office is located. You will be grateful and relieved for this job because it has healthcare and at least you're not prosecuting DUIs, churning out blue collar divorces, or most likely of all, fully unemployed. You will have minimum $150Kish in debt for your grand efforts and three wasted years. You will never make a great deal of money or achieve much as a lawyer. You will be on the wrong side of 40.

Go learn a trade if you want quality of life and decent money. 1/20 or worse that you even sniff biglaw or something nearly as lucrative at any time during your 'career.' You must get over yourself. You have nothing special to offer this industry, you probably don't have the stones for real trial work (most don't no matter what you think of yourself), and nobody gives a fuck about a late 30s consultant who only wants to be in the profession because he thinks it's going to pay him handsomely despite his total dearth of value.

Law schools are filled with people like you. Law schools are filled with miserable and unfulfilled people who all think they're precious and the world owes them something. Stop listening to the siren song of your own ego and think about what you actually want to do with the short amount of time you have left on this planet, you foolish, self-important little man.

Sincerely brother, I hope that helps. Don't do it. All you'll ever hear form me on the subject.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32019786)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:41 PM
Author: vermilion stage coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32019805)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag

Eat shit faggot!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32019872)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:51 PM
Author: green aphrodisiac hairy legs

"feel free to critique or lay comment"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32019893)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:53 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag

http://imgur.com/a/2freR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32019903)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:54 PM
Author: green aphrodisiac hairy legs

That's the guy who whipped your ass in contracts because he knows nobody particularly wants or needs to hire him. And he'll never, ever get anyone to service his chocobar if he can't throw modestly UMC cash around. While you were jerking off to Instragram accounts you ferreted out with Tinder matches and demanding that XO rate your hairline at 3:30 in the morning, he was memorizing and re-organizing his securities reg outline for the fourth time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32019915)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Metal trip stock car travel guidebook

Scathing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32019977)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 9:29 AM
Author: Magenta talented wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#33835722)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:55 PM
Author: vermilion stage coffee pot

in peterman's defense he claims to have a 3.9 from ivy or wahtefver so he's a grinder. as long as he cops a 170+ (which is the real sticking point, he's too pussy to take the lsat) his biglaw chances are fairly good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32019925)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:57 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal school voyeur

To be fair,

He got a 3.9 in Poli Sci or some other bullshit degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32019948)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:00 PM
Author: Metal trip stock car travel guidebook

Just like 95% of HLS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32019985)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:00 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal school voyeur

I'm saying that a 3.9 in sleeping and drinking all day studies doesn't really show whether he's a grinder or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32019989)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Metal trip stock car travel guidebook

Judging by his general lack of friends around the country, I'm gonna go ahead and assume he wasn't a fratstar getting drunk 5 times a week haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32020005)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: green aphrodisiac hairy legs

If he really has a 3.9, then he has a better chance of attending a decent school.

But I don't think a high GPA in genderqueer studies from Dartmouth or wherever is a strong predictor of success in law school. Grade inflation and relaxed standards is par for most non-STEM majors at Ivies. The sort of precocious academic skills that might get a 17 year old admitted to Brown don't really translate when he's dealing law school grinders and the handful of truly bright people in every class.

Also, frankly, don't entirely believe much of what peterman says about himself. 3.9 at X Ivy could very easily be 3.64 at Holy Cross, which means four months from now he'll start demanding that XO tell him $18K/yr at Tulane is a great investment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32019965)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 2:25 AM
Author: Frisky legend

Holy Cross is a FINE school brother--a CATHOLIC IVY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32021585)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Pink Crusty Corner

LOL

holy cross - top destination for working class brookline turds and catholic school dweebs from the midwest. HEY GUYS MY KID GOT INTO HOLY CRAASS NOT BAAHD HE WAS A STRAIGHT AAAR STUDENT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32028329)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:00 PM
Author: exhilarant feces

"... 6 months post-graduation you might secure an entry-level gig at the Maryland AG's office dealing with assembly line health and social services cases. You will make $56K and live in some dystopian massive apartment complex in Silver Spring or wherever your god awful satellite office is located."

Too close to home? JFC u r so DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32019979)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag

Bro u rlly took offense to my bottom 1/3rd at NYU comment. You should keep your cards closer to ur chest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32019990)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Metal trip stock car travel guidebook

WE ARE TRYING TO HELP YOU FAGGOT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32020011)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: exhilarant feces

I'm happy to admit that I'm below median at CCN, where I have a $90,000 scholly and where I'm biglaw secure.

You need to stop running this flame into the ashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32020092)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag

BIGLAW SECURITY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32020106)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:55 PM
Author: Metal trip stock car travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32019933)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: exhilarant feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32019959)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:55 PM
Author: Confused blood rage

This is a masterpiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32975173)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:56 PM
Author: aromatic temple headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32975174)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: jet-lagged primrose home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#33091483)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: Magenta talented wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#33834620)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 9:43 AM
Author: lavender razzle pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#33835783)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:36 AM
Author: amethyst vivacious meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#34887961)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 4:12 PM
Author: racy pistol

this was 180 actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#35371027)



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Date: August 25th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: coalition of rabbis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#50091738)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Out-of-control Heady Wagecucks Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32019994)



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Date: November 29th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Magenta talented wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32020114)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 2:26 AM
Author: Frisky legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32021587)



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Date: February 14th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32624200)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 3:45 AM
Author: hairraiser location round eye

cot DAMN peterman's asshold got BLOWN OUT itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32021711)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 9:10 AM
Author: outnumbered pozpig sanctuary

wow so Peterman went pumo because of this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32022294)



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Date: November 30th, 2016 10:37 PM
Author: Pink Crusty Corner

he's a manic little twink. whenever he gets smacked down hard he'll pumo up for a few hours while he licks his wounds before realizing he's far too addicted to the bantam weight anonymous internet attention he gets here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32028351)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:10 AM
Author: Maize galvanic incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32973284)



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Date: February 14th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: Bistre school cafeteria nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#32624195)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 12:24 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal school voyeur

Jfc do you have OCD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#33091484)



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Date: July 23rd, 2017 12:12 AM
Author: Magenta talented wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#33834601)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 3:52 PM
Author: Magenta talented wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3443988&forum_id=2)#34775443)