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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: well-lubricated forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#28019624)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: comical charcoal alpha

Kevin McCallister is now in biglaw, he just fell asleep at 2 am while a boomer partner is looking over a document Kevin worked all night on. He sees a typo in his clients name on page 38, he looks up and yells

"KEVIN!"

Mccallister wakes up in a cold sweat as if he heard him directly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#28019649)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:12 AM
Author: well-lubricated forum



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:16 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:20 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:32 AM
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Date: June 25th, 2015 10:46 PM
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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:29 PM
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Date: November 28th, 2017 5:26 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: comical charcoal alpha

Kevin goes up to partner, "IM NOT AFRAID ANYMORE!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#28019663)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:01 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:13 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: comical charcoal alpha

Kevin says he has to leave at 6 since family is over, boomer partner plans to drive by to ensure the veracity of this claim, kevin uses michael jordan cut outs and mannequin to make a fake party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#28019669)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:31 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:15 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2015 1:58 AM
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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:05 AM
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Date: June 25th, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: well-lubricated forum



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Date: June 25th, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: bossy old irish cottage striped hyena



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Date: November 28th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: well-lubricated forum



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: ruddy university

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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: well-lubricated forum



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:10 PM
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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:59 AM
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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:48 PM
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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:52 PM
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Date: December 24th, 2016 12:13 PM
Author: well-lubricated forum



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Date: December 24th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed people who are hurt

I'm literally crying

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Date: December 25th, 2016 12:26 AM
Author: Vibrant tan french chef



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: well-lubricated forum



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:54 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: Self-centered hospital boistinker

Senior Associate pointing out old Partner to Kevin: "He just walks up and down the halls each day asking people about their hours. He has a big pile of papers in his office, where some say he keeps the bodies of Associates who were below target."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#28019750)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: Outnumbered lake roast beef



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: comical charcoal alpha

There are 15 associates on this case and you're the only one who has to cause typos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#28020166)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:04 AM
Author: glassy multi-billionaire



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: Henna Abusive Indian Lodge

"I don't want to do doc review with Fuller. He'll drink too much and piss himself."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#28020262)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Irradiated Reading Party Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#28026072)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:10 AM
Author: Peach Magical Stage Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#28026079)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: learning disabled arrogant locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#29414564)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:19 AM
Author: Irradiated Reading Party Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#33771036)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: well-lubricated forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#36839076)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:48 AM
Author: Self-centered hospital boistinker

Partner to Kevin in front of deal team: "Look what you did you little JERK"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#28020283)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Irradiated Reading Party Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#28026073)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:11 AM
Author: Peach Magical Stage Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#28026080)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: well-lubricated forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#28261349)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: Low-t lime gunner internal respiration

Kevin digging through the insulated bag from Seamless: "Hey, who took my vegan pad thai?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#28020290)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Excitant Pink Weed Whacker Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#33036597)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: well-lubricated forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#28020295)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:52 AM
Author: diverse idea he suggested coldplay fan

"Track the changes you pithy animal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#28020302)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:05 AM
Author: glassy multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#28026047)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:09 PM
Author: Boyish rebellious gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#28201889)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: motley macaca nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#28261708)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: sooty big black woman school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#28262325)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: Outnumbered lake roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#29275057)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: learning disabled arrogant locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#29414566)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: odious lilac liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#29414796)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: well-lubricated forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#34792104)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:12 PM
Author: Aqua Hyperactive Electric Furnace Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#39265608)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:29 PM
Author: Translucent haunting community account toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#41569114)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Disrespectful Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#45646623)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:10 PM
Author: frozen principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#45646660)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: well-lubricated forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#28020889)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: territorial preventive strike garrison

Kevin in line to buy Sonicare e-toothbrush, spots named partner in pharmacy line, they lock eyes, Kevin flees, is chased by militarized cops onto Rockefeller ice rink and shot dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#28021114)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:04 AM
Author: Excitant Pink Weed Whacker Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#28026039)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Aqua Hyperactive Electric Furnace Plaza

Guys - I don't think this thread was supposed to be about "biglaw Kevin" . . .

Check op again . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#28201843)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: flatulent rehab

To be fair,

That was before we found out that Kevin is now in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#29414607)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz indirect expression clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#32150531)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: Flesh immigrant theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#45646681)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: comical charcoal alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#29414773)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Boyish rebellious gaping

Is this toothbrush approved by the American dental association? *sends spoliation letter*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#28201898)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: well-lubricated forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#28640238)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Outnumbered lake roast beef

"My shrew girlfriend...WOOF!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#29275064)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: Slap-happy Fat Ankles

partner in charge turns himself into a tarantula and stalks kevin around his spacious winnetka home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#29275120)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: silver trip marketing idea

Kevin! You spent $987 on SEAMLESS!?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#29414622)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: Dead provocative doctorate

Kevin having heart-to-heart with a bitter nazi homosexual department store elf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#29414627)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: cowardly senate hunting ground

"I know you're not the real evan39, but I know you work for him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#29450741)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: comical charcoal alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#29450745)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:50 PM
Author: Dead provocative doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#29753550)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz indirect expression clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#32150532)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:08 AM
Author: stimulating ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#33036525)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:34 PM
Author: Exciting spot turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#41537092)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: comical charcoal alpha

Biglaw Kevin watching porn in the office alone on Christmas Day.

"Guys, I'm watching porn and padding billing! You better come out and stop me!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#29414638)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: silver trip marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#29414662)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:49 PM
Author: well-lubricated forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#29753545)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:20 AM
Author: Excitant Pink Weed Whacker Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#33036604)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: Irradiated Reading Party Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#33771040)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Titillating Shrine Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#39333809)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: comical charcoal alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#29420138)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: comical charcoal alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#29430563)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: comical charcoal alpha

Kevin alone at bar on Tuesday after work hammered.

Hot bartender: are you here by yourself?

Kevin: I'm twenty eight years old, you think I'd be here by myself? I don't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#29430591)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:17 AM
Author: comical charcoal alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#29438114)



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Date: March 30th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: comical charcoal alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#30168411)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: comical charcoal alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#29450731)



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Date: February 13th, 2016 2:18 AM
Author: comical charcoal alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#29817258)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: comical charcoal alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#31200690)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Henna Abusive Indian Lodge

Kevin's family notices he didn't board the plane for the family vacation in France, but nobody does anything about it because this is the fourth time he's bailed on a long-planned vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#31200795)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: sooty big black woman school cafeteria

1-8-0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#31200886)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: well-lubricated forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#32224094)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: wonderful center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#32224668)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:21 AM
Author: Irradiated Reading Party Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#33771041)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Self-centered hospital boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#34748418)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: comical charcoal alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#36704029)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: Histrionic cheese-eating genital piercing school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#37447688)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: fluffy lascivious karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#39333781)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: Ebony cerebral heaven therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#45646763)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:29 PM
Author: comical charcoal alpha

"Excuse me sir this is MCLE approved by the American Bar Association?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#31200905)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: well-lubricated forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#35020276)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Disrespectful Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#45646624)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: sticky racy gas station regret

BigLaw Kevin prepares to enter a courtroom for the first time after 5 years preparing trial notebooks "This is it! Don't get scared now!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#31200928)



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Date: November 26th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: comical charcoal alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#31996036)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:46 PM
Author: comical charcoal alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#32150493)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Galvanic Sickened Dysfunction

Had to do the math on this and then got really depressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#32173692)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: well-lubricated forum

OP is from 2015 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#35020301)



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Date: December 29th, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: High-end factory reset button

Thread could have been made in 2012 and still been correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#39346202)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:48 PM
Author: concupiscible dog poop

this is what the home alone kid was up to in the early 2000s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5gxjvYDPJQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#32224234)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: Ungodly painfully honest theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#32224607)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: comical charcoal alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#32234846)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:06 AM
Author: comical charcoal alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#33036516)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: comical charcoal alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#33771031)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: comical charcoal alpha

Bump4johnheard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#33829983)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: comical charcoal alpha

Kevin told his partners not to contact him, since he was at a funeral. He feels a vibration in his leg. He looks down at his phone, no email or text. He has ALS instead. He is relieved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#33829990)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: comical charcoal alpha

Kevin gives a speech at the funeral:

"My dad was a great guy. Raised a wonderful family."

"Hold on guys important phone call. You guys understand I'm a senior associate now I have responsibilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#33830079)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Self-centered hospital boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#34748406)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: supple mood

top thread. would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#34748434)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: well-lubricated forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#34864438)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: brindle passionate field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#35020278)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: well-lubricated forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#35613671)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:29 AM
Author: Self-centered hospital boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#39333776)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Ebony cerebral heaven therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#35933392)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: comical charcoal alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#36704022)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: comical charcoal alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#37447679)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:54 AM
Author: pungent yarmulke

Home Alone 2 also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#37768046)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:56 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary ceo

Both were filmed in the same studio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#37768048)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:08 PM
Author: comical charcoal alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#39265585)



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Date: December 24th, 2019 9:02 PM
Author: comical charcoal alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#39320948)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Titillating Shrine Ratface

Kevin overhears partner meeting where they decide they are going to come down to his office at 8 a.m. the next morning to give him the talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#39333822)



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Date: January 11th, 2020 10:44 PM
Author: Galvanic Sickened Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#39416836)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 12:55 AM
Author: comical charcoal alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#40107200)



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Date: July 22nd, 2020 11:07 PM
Author: Cream New Version Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#40647241)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:29 PM
Author: comical charcoal alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#41537056)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:30 PM
Author: Translucent haunting community account toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#41569118)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: comical charcoal alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#41614658)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: well-lubricated forum

Holy shit, this thread is five years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#41614837)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: Dark arousing knife corn cake

Closer to the moon landing than today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#41614856)



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Date: October 14th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: comical charcoal alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#43273681)



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Date: October 27th, 2021 3:13 PM
Author: well-lubricated forum

This thread came out closer to 9/11 than today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#43339303)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: Ebony cerebral heaven therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#45646764)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: bright pea-brained range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2)#48941372)



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Date: October 27th, 2021 3:37 PM
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