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Team of 25 XOers, could you win ONE game in a 162 game mlb season
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Date: May 1st, 2025 8:44 PM Author: Rodeo Lewis You get to practice for two years.
You get unlimited training access
Unlimited mlb approved resources like bats
You’re paid your current salary so you don’t need to work
No one will get hurt.
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Date: May 1st, 2025 9:05 PM Author: caitlin clark Are there even 25 unique poasters left?
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:06 PM Author: Juan Eighty cq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897844) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 9:57 PM Author: tarrifs I guess we could win the first game and throw the remainder 161, but that seems really boring (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897740) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:00 PM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) how close to bats are they? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897747) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:29 PM Author: Mailer Daemon terrible hypo, they would lose every game by mercy rule in the first inning unless somehow one of the poasters is a former college pitcher and still under ~35 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897788) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:31 PM Author: novus homo (gunneratttt) i don't think we'd stomp the MLB that hard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897789) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 7:43 AM Author: caitlin clark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48898301) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:58 AM Author: Rodeo Lewis Oh yeah if one of them was a former college pitcher and under 35 XO would TOTALLY have a chance at not getting mercy ruled by the first inning. Mediocre Tufts pitchers struck out Tatis Jr all the time nbd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48898212) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:19 PM Author: bald fraud We'd still have to field and record put outs bro. I was a decent HS baseball player, I'm confident I could start for the xo trumpmos, and we'd have 0.0% chance to win. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48899819) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:39 PM Author: state your IQ before I engage you further Unlimited mlb approved resources like bats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897807) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 7:44 AM Author: caitlin clark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48898304) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:06 PM Author: Juan Eighty I'd have fun with my boys, and that's what matters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897843) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 7:44 AM Author: caitlin clark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48898302) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:03 AM Author: Billy Buttfucker Can I get back in the Juan Eighty crew? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48898352) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 8:08 AM Author: Rodeo Lewis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48898360) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:09 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump 100%
We may not have the finesse or skill but we would play dirty as fuck, throwing high, hard, and inside, sliding feet first with cleats up, etc. Sooner or later we'd hurt enough dudes to take a forfeit. |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:10 PM Author: hank_scorpio that depends entirely on whether one top tier arm went to law school around 2006 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897851) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:16 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump Here's another hypo: take the median Cy Young winner ovet the last 20 years. How much would having xoxo poasters field for him increase his ERA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897871) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:17 PM Author: hank_scorpio enormously but he only needs one game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897872) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:22 PM Author: turbofag I know a retired former All-Star hurler. Maybe he could train me. If my life depended on it I could probably pitch once every 5 days. If you can throw 85 consistently and with location you could probably pitch 4-5 scoreless innings a couple times in a full season. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897890) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Trump maybe even string those innings together back to back and pitch a complete game shutout (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897904) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:41 PM Author: turbofag I don't think that's possible. I think my era would be like 7 or 8. I said in a whole season I might go scoreless a couple of times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897932) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:59 AM Author: Rodeo Lewis This (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48898213) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:16 PM Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this There are dozens of MLB pitchers with 7 ERA who throw mid 90s with sick sliders etc. Ur ERA would be infinite because you would never record an out. You also don't "throw 85 consistently" and if ur "pitches" ever got near the strike zone, every player in the league would launch them 400 feet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48899807) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:24 PM Author: Rodeo Lewis Not true. Tell me you know nothing about baseball without telling me you know nothing about baseball. Position players sometimes pitch in blowout games and they record outs. They don’t practice pitching. In this hypothetical the pitchers would be training. No doubt they will get some outs and if they string together enough they might win a game or two. Will this team lose 150 games? Yes but they might win a couple by pure luck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48899825) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:23 PM Author: bald fraud LMAO brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48899823) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:45 PM Author: Advantage Player one of the most retarded hypos in history (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48899725) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:20 PM Author: """'"'"""'' Great movie idea: The Bad News Queers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48899820) |