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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
Bipolar rehab people who are hurt
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Exciting Jew Kitty Cat
  06/03/25
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Pungent twinkling uncleanness
  06/04/25
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Low-t Sanctuary
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
glittery dingle berry
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
Bipolar rehab people who are hurt
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
Autistic step-uncle's house fortuitous meteor
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
jet up-to-no-good university
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
Bipolar rehab people who are hurt
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
translucent shrine fat ankles
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Territorial piazza
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
Bipolar rehab people who are hurt
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Ungodly blue school cafeteria voyeur
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
dun stimulating location immigrant
  06/03/25
obviously yes
cerebral sneaky criminal
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
buff swashbuckling masturbator gas station
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
Bossy lodge stain
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
sinister dashing half-breed yarmulke
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
Bipolar rehab people who are hurt
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
aggressive sweet tailpipe meetinghouse
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
buff swashbuckling masturbator gas station
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
Painfully honest turquoise headpube
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
marvelous nubile milk parlour
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
Mint doobsian school
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
translucent shrine fat ankles
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
Insane Cream Indian Lodge Messiness
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
Mint doobsian school
  06/04/25
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Pungent twinkling uncleanness
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Ungodly blue school cafeteria voyeur
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Buck-toothed Garrison
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
Painfully honest turquoise headpube
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
Bipolar rehab people who are hurt
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
Maize Floppy Mexican
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
Odious mother hospital
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Bipolar rehab people who are hurt

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Exciting Jew Kitty Cat

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Pungent twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Low-t Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: glittery dingle berry

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Bipolar rehab people who are hurt

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Autistic step-uncle's house fortuitous meteor

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: jet up-to-no-good university

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Bipolar rehab people who are hurt

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: translucent shrine fat ankles

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Territorial piazza

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Bipolar rehab people who are hurt

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Ungodly blue school cafeteria voyeur

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: dun stimulating location immigrant

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: cerebral sneaky criminal

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: buff swashbuckling masturbator gas station

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Bossy lodge stain

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: sinister dashing half-breed yarmulke

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Bipolar rehab people who are hurt

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: aggressive sweet tailpipe meetinghouse

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: buff swashbuckling masturbator gas station

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Painfully honest turquoise headpube

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: marvelous nubile milk parlour

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Mint doobsian school

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: translucent shrine fat ankles

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Insane Cream Indian Lodge Messiness

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Mint doobsian school

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Pungent twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Ungodly blue school cafeteria voyeur

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Garrison

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Painfully honest turquoise headpube

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Bipolar rehab people who are hurt

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Maize Floppy Mexican

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Odious mother hospital

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2)#48986845)