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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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aromatic dark ticket booth useless brakes
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
avocado well-lubricated selfie stock car
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
aromatic dark ticket booth useless brakes
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
avocado well-lubricated selfie stock car
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
aromatic dark ticket booth useless brakes
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
gay bonkers skinny woman
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
aromatic dark ticket booth useless brakes
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18000000000000
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
swashbuckling magenta wagecucks dilemma
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
avocado well-lubricated selfie stock car
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
swashbuckling magenta wagecucks dilemma
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
aromatic dark ticket booth useless brakes
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
swashbuckling magenta wagecucks dilemma
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
avocado well-lubricated selfie stock car
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
aromatic dark ticket booth useless brakes
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
swashbuckling magenta wagecucks dilemma
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Self-centered temple codepig
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
swashbuckling magenta wagecucks dilemma
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Hairraiser adulterous resort
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Concupiscible startling property partner
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40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
multi-colored insane nursing home
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
vermilion titillating set dog poop
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Racy rusted locus degenerate
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
razzle gold brethren
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Hideous copper institution
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
aromatic dark ticket booth useless brakes
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Self-centered temple codepig
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
aromatic dark ticket booth useless brakes
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Hideous copper institution
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Self-centered temple codepig
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Green reading party library
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Hideous copper institution
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Racy rusted locus degenerate
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Self-centered temple codepig
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Green reading party library
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Hideous copper institution
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Green reading party library
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Hideous copper institution
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Green reading party library
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Hideous copper institution
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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multi-colored insane nursing home
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
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  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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aromatic dark ticket booth useless brakes
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Plum Aggressive Milk Kitchen
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
cobalt narrow-minded legal warrant deer antler
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aromatic dark ticket booth useless brakes
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
free-loading slimy stage potus
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: aromatic dark ticket booth useless brakes



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: avocado well-lubricated selfie stock car

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: aromatic dark ticket booth useless brakes

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: avocado well-lubricated selfie stock car

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: aromatic dark ticket booth useless brakes

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: gay bonkers skinny woman

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: aromatic dark ticket booth useless brakes

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Godawful macaca tanning salon



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Spectacular Emerald Death Wish State

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: swashbuckling magenta wagecucks dilemma



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: gay bonkers skinny woman



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Tan Masturbator



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: multi-colored insane nursing home



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Clear menage



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: razzle gold brethren



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Big idiot



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Green reading party library



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Brass frum hominid boistinker



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: ultramarine demanding keepsake machete



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: cobalt narrow-minded legal warrant deer antler



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Lavender Gay Wizard



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: buck-toothed pale jewess puppy



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: hot personal credit line travel guidebook



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling magenta wagecucks dilemma

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: avocado well-lubricated selfie stock car

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling magenta wagecucks dilemma

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: aromatic dark ticket booth useless brakes

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling magenta wagecucks dilemma

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: avocado well-lubricated selfie stock car

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: aromatic dark ticket booth useless brakes

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling magenta wagecucks dilemma

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Self-centered temple codepig

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling magenta wagecucks dilemma

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser adulterous resort

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible startling property partner

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: hot personal credit line travel guidebook



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: multi-colored insane nursing home

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: vermilion titillating set dog poop

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Racy rusted locus degenerate

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: razzle gold brethren

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Hideous copper institution

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: aromatic dark ticket booth useless brakes

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Self-centered temple codepig

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: aromatic dark ticket booth useless brakes

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Hideous copper institution

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Self-centered temple codepig

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Green reading party library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Hideous copper institution

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Racy rusted locus degenerate

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Self-centered temple codepig

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Green reading party library

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Hideous copper institution

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Green reading party library

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Hideous copper institution

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Green reading party library

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Hideous copper institution

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Hideous copper institution

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: multi-colored insane nursing home



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Green reading party library

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: aromatic dark ticket booth useless brakes



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Maniacal Faggotry

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling magenta wagecucks dilemma



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Green reading party library



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: aromatic dark ticket booth useless brakes



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Plum Aggressive Milk Kitchen

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: cobalt narrow-minded legal warrant deer antler

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: aromatic dark ticket booth useless brakes



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: free-loading slimy stage potus

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49099235)