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Accidentally swallowed my lower retainer Sunday and needed emergency surgery

Let me start by saying this is not flame. Got braces off ...
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Seedy Drab Mad-dog Skullcap Fat Ankles
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Not flame: https://ibb.co/nMk107Dp https://ibb.co/zV0fdj...
dashing arrogant pit coldplay fan
  07/18/25
Are you a great big fat person?
chartreuse violent jewess
  07/18/25
Nah
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Curious demanding cumskin
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Incredible jaw
harsh stage
  07/18/25
Ty
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carnelian alcoholic karate
  07/18/25
Haha wow There's probably some sort of subreddit that wou...
obsidian police squad degenerate
  07/18/25
i think you also have scurvy.
know-it-all aphrodisiac whorehouse private investor
  07/18/25
would you describe it as a PEAK EXPERIENCE?
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carnelian alcoholic karate
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How can a retainer fit down your throat? It seems like your ...
red old irish cottage messiness
  07/18/25
it's weird as fuck. maybe I should look into a lawsuit
dashing arrogant pit coldplay fan
  07/18/25
"I started choking and genuinely thought I was going to...
red old irish cottage messiness
  07/18/25
Yeah it's possible. I was chilling out after initial panic b...
dashing arrogant pit coldplay fan
  07/18/25
this sounds nightmarish
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Are you the one whose dental hygienist was dry humping him? ...
Nofapping Ultramarine Pisswyrm National
  07/18/25
Missed that thread but this accident would no doubt give bro...
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dashing arrogant pit coldplay fan
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Are you 300lbs?
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Date: July 17th, 2025 9:13 PM
Author: dashing arrogant pit coldplay fan

Let me start by saying this is not flame.

Got braces off like 20 years ago, and I’ve worn a retainer occasionally ever since. It’s a Hawley-style lower retainer, the kind with the acrylic and wire. I still wear it maybe once a month because I notice mild shifting when I don't

This past Sunday morning, I had it in and took a big gulp of water with a handful of vitamins and supplements. Somehow it slipped out and went straight down my throat. I started choking and genuinely thought I was going to die for a minute, then things calmed down and I realized what had happened. My girlfriend took me to the ER, and they did an x-ray and found the retainer lodged in my esophagus. They put me under and tried to pull it back up, but couldn’t safely, so they pushed it into my stomach and had to perform open abdominal surgery cutting into my stomach to remove. Was only supposed to be in the OR for about an hour but I ended up in there for like six.

Afterward they told me the GI team might have accidentally punctured my esophagus while trying to pull the retainer out or that the retainer might have done it going down. They weren’t sure, so they started me on antibiotics and kept me in the hospital for observation. I had to wait until the next day to get a CT scan after drinking contrast to rule out a perforation. Once they confirmed everything was intact and I could eat solid food again without an issue, they discharged me on day three.

Wouldn't have thought it was possible to swallow one of these things. I’ve never heard of it happening. I looked around online, checked ChatGPT, etc. As far as I can tell, there’s one recorded case from 1987, and that one was considered life-threatening. I’ve barely ever been in a hospital before this. Whole thing feels surreal and kind of embarrassing.

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Date: July 17th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Razzle Claret Corner Mother

180

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Date: July 17th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: dashing arrogant pit coldplay fan



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Date: July 17th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Brilliant motley famous landscape painting round eye



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Date: July 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: dashing arrogant pit coldplay fan



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Date: July 17th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Seedy Drab Mad-dog Skullcap Fat Ankles



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Date: July 17th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Brilliant motley famous landscape painting round eye

increduble

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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: dashing arrogant pit coldplay fan

Not flame:

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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: chartreuse violent jewess

Are you a great big fat person?

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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: dashing arrogant pit coldplay fan

Nah

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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Curious demanding cumskin



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: harsh stage

Incredible jaw

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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: dashing arrogant pit coldplay fan

Ty

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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: carnelian alcoholic karate



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:52 AM
Author: obsidian police squad degenerate

Haha wow

There's probably some sort of subreddit that would get a kick out of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2)#49111025)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: know-it-all aphrodisiac whorehouse private investor

i think you also have scurvy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2)#49111876)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:29 AM
Author: Apoplectic tanning salon knife

would you describe it as a PEAK EXPERIENCE?

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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: carnelian alcoholic karate



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:56 AM
Author: red old irish cottage messiness

How can a retainer fit down your throat? It seems like your wind pipes are abnormally large

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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: dashing arrogant pit coldplay fan

it's weird as fuck. maybe I should look into a lawsuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2)#49111455)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:57 AM
Author: red old irish cottage messiness

"I started choking and genuinely thought I was going to die for a minute, then things calmed down"

Are you sure you didn't just feel calm about dying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2)#49111027)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: dashing arrogant pit coldplay fan

Yeah it's possible. I was chilling out after initial panic but started thinking what a retarded way this was going to be to go out

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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: know-it-all aphrodisiac whorehouse private investor

this sounds nightmarish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2)#49111859)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Nofapping Ultramarine Pisswyrm National

Are you the one whose dental hygienist was dry humping him? She's going to get the ick if she hears you swallowed your retainer whole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2)#49111902)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: dashing arrogant pit coldplay fan

Missed that thread but this accident would no doubt give broads the ick. Current gf is heroic but would expect other American women I've dated to prob leave me within 48 hrs after this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2)#49111943)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: dashing arrogant pit coldplay fan



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: white alcoholic puppy theater

Are you 300lbs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751612&forum_id=2)#49113533)