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Kimmel’s opening monologue: a solid 180

https://x.com/allenanalysis/status/1970730291363803595?s=46
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did he cry
Paralegal Tallman
  09/24/25
yes, when he mentioned “the murder of a young man&rdq...
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funny stuff
Paralegal Tallman
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To be fair
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To be fair, I laughed, I cried. Genius. Hilarious. Humane...
To be fair
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This but without the sarcasm
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To be fair, (Actual unironic deeply-out-of-touch 90 IQ Je...
To be fair
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Robert De Niro’s surprise appearance/character was hil...
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To be fair, OMG this was hysterical. I'm still laughing. ...
To be fair
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Barry Stanton
  09/24/25
I’m sorry TBF but your trademark low effort sarcasm is...
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UN peacekeeper
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lmao https://x.com/atrupar/status/1970702198125346870?s=...
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cot damn. The entire show was brilliant. never watched it be...
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And here’s Trump’s impotent tweet crying about K...
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Is this reddit shtick?
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yes. cons won this round so now I’m gaslighting you gu...
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about 10 minutes in- solid
Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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the entire episode was great start to finish
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the ruthless determination with which you're pushing this pr...
Paralegal Gianfranco
  09/24/25
I’ve never once denied being a paid ActBlue troll farm...
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Date: September 24th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: ,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:...
Paralegal Gianfranco
  09/24/25
imagine that being your life, and worse still to suffer the ...
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Paralegal Gianfranco
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Date: September 24th, 2025 4:46 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,.,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


https://x.com/allenanalysis/status/1970730291363803595?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779388&forum_id=2)#49297217)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 4:55 AM
Author: Paralegal Tallman

did he cry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779388&forum_id=2)#49297218)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 4:59 AM
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yes, when he mentioned “the murder of a young man” and “forgiveness from a grieving widow”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779388&forum_id=2)#49297220)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 5:10 AM
Author: Paralegal Tallman

funny stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779388&forum_id=2)#49297226)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 5:11 AM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779388&forum_id=2)#49297227)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 4:58 AM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

I laughed, I cried. Genius. Hilarious. Humane. Brilliant. Poignant. Beautiful. Above all, *incredibly* brave.

Jimmy Kimmel for POTUS 2028.

It's sooo over, Trumpkins.

You blew it. Bigly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779388&forum_id=2)#49297219)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 5:02 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,.,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


This but without the sarcasm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779388&forum_id=2)#49297222)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 5:03 AM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

(Actual unironic deeply-out-of-touch 90 IQ Jewish retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779388&forum_id=2)#49297223)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 5:11 AM
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Robert De Niro’s surprise appearance/character was hilarious

https://x.com/jeffgoldesq/status/1970718390860779557?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779388&forum_id=2)#49297228)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 5:12 AM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

OMG this was hysterical. I'm still laughing.

Liberal humor is BACK, baby!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779388&forum_id=2)#49297229)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 5:52 AM
Author: Barry Stanton



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779388&forum_id=2)#49297241)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 5:55 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,.,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


I’m sorry TBF but your trademark low effort sarcasm is simply no match for what’s going on ITT and the larger phenomenon in American popular culture right now surrounding Kimmel’s return and free speech generally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779388&forum_id=2)#49297244)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779388&forum_id=2)#49297440)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 5:22 AM
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lmao

https://x.com/atrupar/status/1970702198125346870?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779388&forum_id=2)#49297231)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 5:24 AM
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cot damn. The entire show was brilliant. never watched it before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779388&forum_id=2)#49297233)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 5:34 AM
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And here’s Trump’s impotent tweet crying about Kimmel’s reinstatement

https://x.com/acnewsitics/status/1970685098854060422?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779388&forum_id=2)#49297236)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 5:41 AM
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Is this reddit shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779388&forum_id=2)#49297238)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 5:46 AM
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yes. cons won this round so now I’m gaslighting you guys and pretending this was actually good for libs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779388&forum_id=2)#49297239)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 6:06 AM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )

about 10 minutes in- solid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779388&forum_id=2)#49297247)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 8:53 AM
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the entire episode was great start to finish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779388&forum_id=2)#49297433)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Paralegal Gianfranco (✅🍑)

the ruthless determination with which you're pushing this preposterous party line makes me certain you are on the clock and getting paid to peddle your propaganda, at least I hope for you you're not doing this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779388&forum_id=2)#49297438)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,.,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


I’ve never once denied being a paid ActBlue troll farm employee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779388&forum_id=2)#49297446)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: Paralegal Gianfranco (✅🍑)

Date: September 24th, 2025 8:56 AM

Author: ,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,.,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.

I’ve never once denied being a paid ActBlue troll farm employee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=#)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779388&forum_id=2)#49297451)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: dont run libs the crystal wardens see you

imagine that being your life, and worse still to suffer the indignity of being assigned to this dump to achieve the noble end of “demoralizing” (their word) a shrinking cadre of malding lawyers

like holy shit boss at least turn me loose on x where it’ll be seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779388&forum_id=2)#49297453)



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Date: September 24th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Paralegal Gianfranco (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779388&forum_id=2)#49297456)