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Pilot kills self to save turtle

https://archive.is/z03Ab Fucking idiot. And, no, it wasn'...
~~(> ' ' )>
  06/21/25
I wouldn't assume hitting a turtle would be without conseque...
Bronus Swagner
  06/21/25
Turtles are known to crawl up the wheels and wreck havoc if ...
Diapered Tuna
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computer online
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sealclubber
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Militarized Persian Atoms
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Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies
  06/21/25
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Murder Boner
  06/21/25
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i gave my cousin head
  06/21/25
ive seen them spin webs all over aircrafts while havocing
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  06/22/25
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Murder Boner
  06/22/25
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jevv
  06/21/25
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Bobby Birdshit
  06/21/25
"It was unclear whether the pilot’s decision to l...
sealclubber
  06/21/25
Sealclubber is too stupid to read the article. "Th...
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  06/21/25
durr durr you are an idiot faggot do you think that was unr...
sealclubber
  06/21/25
(sealclubber)
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  06/21/25
(nsam)
massive ordnance penetrator
  06/21/25
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massive ordnance penetrator
  06/21/25
Worth it
Goliath (tortoise)
  06/21/25
This is such a Birdshit story, esp that the ATC bitch was a ...
AZNgirl riding Persian Missile to Handsomeistan
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jevv
  06/21/25
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Kenneth Play
  06/21/25
turtle bros are 180
Judas Jones
  06/22/25
Fuck yeah. Would trade a few more turtles for a few more pe...
Fucking Fuckface
  06/22/25
that turtle better grow up and do great things
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  06/22/25


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Date: June 21st, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

https://archive.is/z03Ab

Fucking idiot. And, no, it wasn't noble. It was a spastic failure to understand risks and values.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49037628)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Bronus Swagner

I wouldn't assume hitting a turtle would be without consequence for the plane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49037672)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Diapered Tuna

Turtles are known to crawl up the wheels and wreck havoc if given the opportunity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49037732)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: computer online (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49037749)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: sealclubber



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49037766)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Militarized Persian Atoms (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49037774)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49037899)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Murder Boner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49038210)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49038222)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: ....,.,.,.,.,...,;,.,.,;,.,;,;,.,.


ive seen them spin webs all over aircrafts while havocing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49039690)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: Murder Boner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49039695)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: jevv



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49038057)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: Bobby Birdshit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49037742)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: sealclubber

"It was unclear whether the pilot’s decision to lift the tire to avoid the turtle caused the crash."

i suppose you could blame things like physics, gravity, and trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49037770)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Sealclubber is too stupid to read the article.

"The communications operator reported that she heard the pilot advance the throttle after lifting the wheel."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49037901)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: sealclubber

durr durr you are an idiot faggot

do you think that was unrelated to trying to avoid hitting the turtle?

nsam arguing with professor after getting a c on the exam. but palsgraf, professor goldstein!! wahhhhhh!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49038020)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


(sealclubber)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49038024)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: massive ordnance penetrator (gunneratttt)

(nsam)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49038053)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: massive ordnance penetrator (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49037961)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Goliath (tortoise)

Worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49037990)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: AZNgirl riding Persian Missile to Handsomeistan

This is such a Birdshit story, esp that the ATC bitch was a Birdshit female who just HAD to report a furking turtle on the runway and the Beta Birdshit "man" pilot avoided it cause otherwise 5 million Birdshit women will persecute him for life cause he murdered a furking turtle. This is Western Civilization 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49038047)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: jevv



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49038055)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49038068)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: Judas Jones

turtle bros are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49039705)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Fuck yeah. Would trade a few more turtles for a few more people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49039711)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

that turtle better grow up and do great things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5741251&forum_id=2)#49039839)