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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
infuriating set
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Cruel-hearted knife cuck
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
infuriating set
  07/26/25
...
scarlet preventive strike
  07/26/25
...
spruce sex offender
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
Chrome Nighttime Dilemma
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
infuriating set
  07/26/25
At a bar
galvanic step-uncle's house factory reset button
  07/26/25
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scarlet preventive strike
  07/26/25
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Haunting Trailer Park Degenerate
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up-to-no-good demanding institution
  07/26/25
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Angry topaz wrinkle
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Passionate Self-centered Toaster
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wonderful athletic conference
  07/26/25
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Pearl house-broken principal's office half-breed
  07/26/25
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infuriating set
  07/26/25
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floppy wine dragon market
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shimmering den
  07/26/25
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Sapphire piazza community account
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Exhilarant alpha forum
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lascivious obsidian base jewess
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pale exciting roommate
  07/27/25
Not hygienic
Idiotic rehab sweet tailpipe
  07/26/25
...
Cruel-hearted knife cuck
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Lime big goal in life generalized bond
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
infuriating set
  07/26/25
...
Cruel-hearted knife cuck
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Lime big goal in life generalized bond
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
scarlet preventive strike
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Razzle-dazzle sandwich kitchen
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
infuriating set
  07/27/25
...
brass stage prole
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
French Lake Partner
  07/26/25
...
scarlet preventive strike
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
Maniacal violet school cafeteria cuckoldry
  07/26/25
...
shimmering den
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
titillating buff stage new version
  07/26/25
...
floppy wine dragon market
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
buck-toothed crystalline location rigor
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
shimmering den
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
infuriating set
  07/26/25
...
Cruel-hearted knife cuck
  07/26/25
...
Deranged theater
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Cruel-hearted knife cuck
  07/26/25
(who did it)
yapping milky depressive plaza
  07/26/25
...
scarlet preventive strike
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
Irate menage turdskin
  07/26/25
which dad tp
razzle bearded house
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Hairless iridescent locus puppy
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: infuriating set

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted knife cuck

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: infuriating set

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: scarlet preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: spruce sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Chrome Nighttime Dilemma

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: infuriating set

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: galvanic step-uncle's house factory reset button

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: scarlet preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Haunting Trailer Park Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: up-to-no-good demanding institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Angry topaz wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Passionate Self-centered Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: wonderful athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Pearl house-broken principal's office half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: infuriating set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: floppy wine dragon market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: shimmering den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Sapphire piazza community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant alpha forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: lascivious obsidian base jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: pale exciting roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Idiotic rehab sweet tailpipe

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted knife cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Lime big goal in life generalized bond

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: infuriating set

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted knife cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Lime big goal in life generalized bond

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: scarlet preventive strike

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sandwich kitchen

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: infuriating set

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: brass stage prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: French Lake Partner

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: scarlet preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Maniacal violet school cafeteria cuckoldry

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: shimmering den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: titillating buff stage new version

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: floppy wine dragon market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: buck-toothed crystalline location rigor

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: shimmering den

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: infuriating set

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted knife cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Deranged theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted knife cuck

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: yapping milky depressive plaza

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: scarlet preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Irate menage turdskin

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: razzle bearded house

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Hairless iridescent locus puppy

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134975)