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Watched a squirrel sitting in a tree during a thunderstorm today
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:17 PM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) It struck me, these wild beasts live in a world that is truly nasty and rough. I mean the thing was soaking wet and just sitting there. Pathetic. Probably cold, maybe scared, and the world raged on around it. In contrast, I got to wait out the rain inside my dry house. Perhaps it’s worth all the hard work to not have to live like a squirrel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2)#49813472) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:26 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Chad They're used to it. If he was really bothered by it, there's tons of places on your porch, etc where he could chill out of the rain. I have squirreldoods in my backyard pretty regularly. They drink out of the pool and like to hang out on the waterfalls or run around on top of the tennis court fence. Occasionally they hang out on the porch and last year I saw a family of little baby squirreldoods running around on the porch with their parents, which was 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2)#49813478) |
Date: April 12th, 2026 11:30 PM Author: Chef Boy, RD There's no rest for squirrels. That tree was his own personal Teewinot, where he sits perched exposed to the elements, to hawks and other predators, kids with BB guns, all so that he can get enough resources. His monthly nut is more than just one nut, he needs many. And he needs to support his baby momma and all the little tiny squirrels that get hungrier and hungrier as they grow up. He does not have the luxury of time to wait out the thunderstorm. Competition is immense and resources are limited and shrinking even further as humans cut down trees. He's wet, he's cold, he's scared...but he goes out there every day to earn his keep on this planet, collecting Nuts until he becomes some other animal's or car's monthly Nut himself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2)#49813480) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:34 PM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) Yes, it’s profound. This squirrel may not be old enough to remember the trees that were lost in my neighborhood last year. There were many lost though. I’m sure it was a point of consternation among the local squirrel families. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2)#49813484) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 1:50 AM Author: Diamond Dallas Chad the dad squirrels usually abandon the little squirreldoods at birth or within a couple of weeks max (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2)#49813578) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 2:32 AM Author: Chef Boy, RD Just because they go on solo hiking trips doesn't mean they aren't thinking about their offspring (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2)#49813592) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 10:14 AM Author: tubby spastic 11yo playing in toddler section those trips are crucial for ensuring alignment with their Chipmunk-Squirrel-Loris-Groundhog milieu. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2)#49814042) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:36 PM Author: evan39 I barely missed hitting a squirrel dood with my car recently. He risks it all every single day just to cross the street. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2)#49813486) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:38 PM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) I find them dead in my yard every now and then. I threw one carcass in the trash, I let another just decay. Some animal ripped it all to pieces. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2)#49813489) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:40 PM Author: evan39 This is the horror of existence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2)#49813492) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:41 PM Author: Chef Boy, RD are we not all but decaying squirrels rotting in disco's garbage can (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2)#49813494) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:43 PM Author: CapTTTainFalcon squirrel: "boy am I glad I'm not a gay fat bald retarded litigator" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2)#49813499) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:44 PM Author: Chef Boy, RD "look at that pussy taking refuge from a free shower" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2)#49813503) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:45 PM Author: gibberish (?) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2)#49813506) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 1:52 AM Author: Diamond Dallas Chad *watches through window*
"Wow, how many emails does he have to respond to in order to make his monthly nut? Why doesn't he spend an hour a day gathering acorns instead?" |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: Non sequitur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2)#49814351) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 12:25 PM Author: The Absolute State of the Strait ( ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2)#49814355) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: Consuela (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2)#49814359) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:44 PM Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois) that squirrel doesn't have to wake up at 6 am and drive to a BIGLAW office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2)#49813504) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:47 PM Author: evan39 https://img.craiyon.com/2026-04-13/1xaTKf4qSlmQFrbGUngA3w.webp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2)#49813508) |
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:58 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, my dog has caught and killed eleven squirrels that we know of. they are not built to sustain a vigorous bite and violent shaking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2)#49813515) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 6:31 AM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) Wow, your dog must be fast. I have never personally caught a squirrel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2)#49813698) |
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Date: April 13th, 2026 12:26 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, strange dog. he actively stalks. if he sees a squirrel he will circle around through bushes or trees and then burst out unexpectedly in a dead sprint. he catches most of his squirrels when the juveniles are about a month old and wander stupidly far out into the meadow grass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2)#49814356) |