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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
Chartreuse Site
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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  08/02/16
Sounds like you are fucked bro
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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  07/31/16
gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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  07/31/16
lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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LMAOOOOOOOOOO Let me tell you about my food service exper...
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My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd. Se...
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So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your o...
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the people on this site are deranged
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how so?
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youre a fucking idiot bro. "complaining about poo...
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lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and ...
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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youre not alpha or 6'0. and lol @ "im thix foot, a...
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180 the gorgon
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lmao. Please link if you can
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Chartreuse Site

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Ocher locale patrolman

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Passionate house-broken plaza

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone titillating national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Fuchsia striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: comical submissive lettuce heaven

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: comical submissive lettuce heaven

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: stubborn orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Shimmering chad parlor

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Chartreuse Site

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Shimmering chad parlor

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Chartreuse Site

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: puce stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31389087)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal twinkling nibblets

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: sienna cocky native

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Chartreuse Site

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal twinkling nibblets

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Chartreuse Site

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal twinkling nibblets

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Passionate house-broken plaza

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: stubborn orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094160)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: jet ceo

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: slimy elastic band idea he suggested

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: sapphire pit windowlicker

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Ocher locale patrolman

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: slimy elastic band idea he suggested



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: multi-colored boltzmann legend

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Ocher locale patrolman

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Chartreuse Site

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: hairraiser honey-headed brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: slate depressive

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Mischievous Thriller Abode

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: orange toilet seat reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz bistre nursing home wrinkle

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal twinkling nibblets

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Passionate house-broken plaza

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Marvelous Range

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Chartreuse Site

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Passionate house-broken plaza

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz bistre nursing home wrinkle

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Chartreuse Site

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz bistre nursing home wrinkle

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Mischievous Thriller Abode

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Passionate house-broken plaza

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz bistre nursing home wrinkle

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Passionate house-broken plaza

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Marvelous Range

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Passionate house-broken plaza

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: 180 Resort

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz bistre nursing home wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Passionate house-broken plaza

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Stirring Church Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Stirring Church Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Trip Indirect Expression Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: blue apoplectic center

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Shimmering chad parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: provocative area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Floppy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Charismatic giraffe

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: slimy elastic band idea he suggested

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: razzmatazz bistre nursing home wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: cobalt diverse office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Racy field trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Vigorous maize station nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Razzle Electric Furnace Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Adventurous flatulent casino degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Motley Low-t Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Fishy aggressive tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Razzle Electric Furnace Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: frozen organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: frozen organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Emerald glittery set

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: orange toilet seat reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Ultramarine arousing private investor school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: 180 Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: lascivious library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Charismatic giraffe

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Laughsome narrow-minded indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: frozen organic girlfriend

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: dark theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Passionate house-broken plaza

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Box Office

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Passionate house-broken plaza

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Marvelous Range

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Passionate house-broken plaza

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: aquamarine rigpig business firm

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: razzmatazz bistre nursing home wrinkle

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: 180 Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Charismatic giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Hairless turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: learning disabled puppy weed whacker

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: unholy hominid market

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Odious chestnut multi-billionaire macaca

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal twinkling nibblets

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: beta stage new version

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Blathering Flesh Sanctuary Mediation

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: razzmatazz bistre nursing home wrinkle

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Marvelous Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone titillating national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Marvelous Range

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: anal bateful clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Unhinged roommate point

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: seedy demanding location dragon

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: self-centered idiotic regret

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal twinkling nibblets

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: self-centered idiotic regret

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Marvelous Range

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Unhinged roommate point

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant french den

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: stubborn orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Ungodly pozpig associate

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Charismatic giraffe

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Gold forum psychic

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Arrogant stock car menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Marvelous Range

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Mewling appetizing blood rage really tough guy

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: scarlet gay wizard trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Marvelous Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Lavender Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: comical submissive lettuce heaven

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: lemon out-of-control base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: blue apoplectic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: lime gas station haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Marvelous Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: lemon out-of-control base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Marvelous Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: blue apoplectic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Marvelous Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Dun Sinister Candlestick Maker

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: blue apoplectic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Blathering Flesh Sanctuary Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: cerise internet-worthy shrine mad-dog skullcap

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Stirring Church Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Curious Salmon Community Account

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Curious Salmon Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Chest-beating kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone titillating national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: blue apoplectic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac abnormal doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Trip Indirect Expression Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: heady know-it-all lodge quadroon

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Cracking maniacal old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: green cerebral stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: heady know-it-all lodge quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: heady know-it-all lodge quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Pearl school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Cracking maniacal old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: wonderful alcoholic theater stage

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Chartreuse Site

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Pearly Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: amber infuriating mexican

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: pale hot rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Stirring Church Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Stirring Church Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Trip Indirect Expression Police Squad

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Blathering Flesh Sanctuary Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: excitant tan potus space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: cruel-hearted soul-stirring theatre sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: nighttime stage

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Stirring Church Gunner

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: big lay

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Factory Reset Button Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: blue apoplectic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: blue apoplectic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Factory Reset Button Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Frum Kitty University

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: rebellious temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Talented Crawly Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Mustard Bearded Ticket Booth Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: lime gas station haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac abnormal doctorate

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Godawful brethren

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Factory Reset Button Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: opaque state juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: blue apoplectic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: opaque state juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Mewling appetizing blood rage really tough guy

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: jade soggy principal's office marketing idea

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Vivacious Step-uncle's House Dysfunction

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Razzle Electric Furnace Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Disrespectful Histrionic Hospital Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Vivacious Step-uncle's House Dysfunction

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Disrespectful Histrionic Hospital Fortuitous Meteor

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Vivacious Step-uncle's House Dysfunction

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Vivacious Step-uncle's House Dysfunction

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: pale hot rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: shaky national security agency half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: blue apoplectic center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Ebony beady-eyed house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Grizzly Sound Barrier

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Adventurous flatulent casino degenerate

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Frisky cumskin mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: cruel-hearted soul-stirring theatre sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Topaz fragrant property

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Silver Useless Brakes Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Drunken chapel

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Cracking maniacal old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Underhanded mother

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Azure Cuck

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Fuchsia striped hyena

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: cruel-hearted soul-stirring theatre sandwich

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#49077482)