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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Aqua Histrionic Scourge Upon The Earth

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Sooty stubborn business firm

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: slate soul-stirring cumskin box office

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: shaky place of business abode



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Bisexual stimulating crotch wagecucks



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: onyx diverse puppy

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: onyx diverse puppy

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: razzmatazz ungodly goal in life mental disorder



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: hateful mind-boggling pervert

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Aqua Histrionic Scourge Upon The Earth

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: hateful mind-boggling pervert

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Aqua Histrionic Scourge Upon The Earth

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: silver cracking volcanic crater goyim



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Aquamarine fantasy-prone digit ratio halford

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: adventurous faggot firefighter

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Aqua Histrionic Scourge Upon The Earth

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Aquamarine fantasy-prone digit ratio halford

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Aqua Histrionic Scourge Upon The Earth

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Aquamarine fantasy-prone digit ratio halford

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: slate soul-stirring cumskin box office

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: razzmatazz ungodly goal in life mental disorder



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: hot maize nowag useless brakes

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Ruby Location Trump Supporter

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: dashing brass national hissy fit

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Sooty stubborn business firm

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Ruby Location Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31106864)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Razzle jap

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Sooty stubborn business firm

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Aqua Histrionic Scourge Upon The Earth

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Navy Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: flushed coffee pot

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Cerise Excitant Native

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: French bright love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Tan galvanic temple dopamine

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Aquamarine fantasy-prone digit ratio halford

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: slate soul-stirring cumskin box office

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: blathering vibrant crackhouse athletic conference

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Aqua Histrionic Scourge Upon The Earth

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: slate soul-stirring cumskin box office

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Tan galvanic temple dopamine

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Aqua Histrionic Scourge Upon The Earth

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Tan galvanic temple dopamine

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Cerise Excitant Native

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: slate soul-stirring cumskin box office

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Tan galvanic temple dopamine

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: slate soul-stirring cumskin box office

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: blathering vibrant crackhouse athletic conference

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: slate soul-stirring cumskin box office

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: nudist supple telephone

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Tan galvanic temple dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: slate soul-stirring cumskin box office

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Irate Curious Field Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Irate Curious Field Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: thirsty underhanded brunch striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Very Tactful Beady-eyed Sex Offender Old Irish Cottage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: hateful mind-boggling pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: mildly autistic disrespectful institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: aromatic burgundy casino ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: exciting hunting ground

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Ruby Location Trump Supporter

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Tan galvanic temple dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle bespoke deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: narrow-minded kitty really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Electric incel affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Talented Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: zippy immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Awkward appetizing lay cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: 180 Outnumbered Ratface Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Talented Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: sick property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: sick property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: vigorous heaven

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: French bright love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: iridescent thriller factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: nudist supple telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Infuriating vermilion step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: exciting hunting ground

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Bateful brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: sick property

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Marvelous henna state gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: slate soul-stirring cumskin box office

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: passionate stock car

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: slate soul-stirring cumskin box office

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: blathering vibrant crackhouse athletic conference

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: slate soul-stirring cumskin box office

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: khaki home famous landscape painting

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Tan galvanic temple dopamine

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: nudist supple telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: exciting hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: orchid stead foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: buff laughsome university associate

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: primrose rehab headpube

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: sexy floppy hall travel guidebook

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Aquamarine fantasy-prone digit ratio halford

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: motley depressive

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good mad cow disease azn

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Tan galvanic temple dopamine

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: blathering vibrant crackhouse athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: shaky place of business abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: blathering vibrant crackhouse athletic conference

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: exhilarant emerald station french chef

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: balding cerebral office liquid oxygen

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: boyish house

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Aquamarine fantasy-prone digit ratio halford

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: boyish house

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: blathering vibrant crackhouse athletic conference

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: exhilarant emerald station french chef

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Brindle filthpig

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: razzmatazz ungodly goal in life mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: garnet odious principal's office friendly grandma

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: exciting hunting ground

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Lascivious pocket flask potus

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Blue boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: blathering vibrant crackhouse athletic conference

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Cordovan Jewess

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: jet racy philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: blathering vibrant crackhouse athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Cowardly nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: onyx diverse puppy

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: claret comical stag film new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Very Tactful Beady-eyed Sex Offender Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Obsidian aggressive lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: blathering vibrant crackhouse athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: claret comical stag film new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: blathering vibrant crackhouse athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Very Tactful Beady-eyed Sex Offender Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: blathering vibrant crackhouse athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Elite gaped spot masturbator

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Very Tactful Beady-eyed Sex Offender Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good mad cow disease azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: puce cuck parlour

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Irate Curious Field Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: brilliant theatre antidepressant drug

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: brilliant theatre antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: At-the-ready resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: shaky place of business abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Very Tactful Beady-eyed Sex Offender Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Glittery mischievous garrison marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: thirsty underhanded brunch striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: ebony weed whacker

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: arousing gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: provocative therapy gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: ebony weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: ebony weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Talking Sweet Tailpipe Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: arousing gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: big indian lodge genital piercing

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Aqua Histrionic Scourge Upon The Earth

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: pearl trip pistol stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: ruddy queen of the night

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Rebellious amethyst party of the first part blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Irate Curious Field Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Irate Curious Field Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: thirsty underhanded brunch striped hyena

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good mad cow disease azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Lilac stage dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: purple lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: bonkers confused organic girlfriend

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Irate Curious Field Black Woman

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: mentally impaired transparent ape fortuitous meteor

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: tantric saffron den faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Very Tactful Beady-eyed Sex Offender Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Very Tactful Beady-eyed Sex Offender Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: tantric saffron den faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Swashbuckling psychic

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: gold theater doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Bipolar persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Internet-worthy point skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Obsidian aggressive lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Glittery mischievous garrison marketing idea

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: vivacious school

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: tantric saffron den faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Fragrant Ultramarine Hospital Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Very Tactful Beady-eyed Sex Offender Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Fragrant Ultramarine Hospital Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Cordovan Jewess

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: abnormal bawdyhouse

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: titillating disgusting community account clown

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Talented Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: concupiscible locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: titillating disgusting community account clown

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: concupiscible locus

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: titillating disgusting community account clown

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: titillating disgusting community account clown

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Rebellious amethyst party of the first part blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Mint alcoholic range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Very Tactful Beady-eyed Sex Offender Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Arrogant sneaky criminal chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: irradiated stage becky

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: zippy immigrant

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Gay well-lubricated menage mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: purple lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Chartreuse mad-dog skullcap

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Canary spectacular half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Unhinged slimy church windowlicker

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: arousing gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Harsh twinkling juggernaut coldplay fan

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Low-t Selfie Dysfunction

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Bisexual stimulating crotch wagecucks

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: purple lettuce

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2)#49077482)