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Team of 25 XOers, could you win ONE game in a 162 game mlb season

You get to practice for two years. You get unlimited trai...
Rodeo Lewis
  05/01/25
Are there even 25 unique poasters left?
luka doncic's mistress
  05/01/25
cq
Juan Eighty
  05/01/25
I guess we could win the first game and throw the remainder ...
tarrifs
  05/01/25
how close to bats are they?
novus homo
  05/01/25
terrible hypo, they would lose every game by mercy rule in t...
Mailer Daemon
  05/01/25
i don't think we'd stomp the MLB that hard
novus homo
  05/01/25
Oh yeah if one of them was a former college pitcher and unde...
Rodeo Lewis
  05/02/25
Unlimited mlb approved resources like bats
state your IQ before I engage you further
  05/01/25
I'd have fun with my boys, and that's what matters
Juan Eighty
  05/01/25
100% We may not have the finesse or skill but we would pl...
Diamond Dallas Trump
  05/01/25
that depends entirely on whether one top tier arm went to la...
hank_scorpio
  05/01/25
Here's another hypo: take the median Cy Young winner ovet th...
Diamond Dallas Trump
  05/01/25
enormously but he only needs one game
hank_scorpio
  05/01/25
I know a retired former All-Star hurler. Maybe he could trai...
turbofag
  05/01/25
maybe even string those innings together back to back and pi...
Diamond Dallas Trump
  05/01/25
I don't think that's possible. I think my era would be like ...
turbofag
  05/01/25
This
Rodeo Lewis
  05/02/25


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Date: May 1st, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Rodeo Lewis

You get to practice for two years.

You get unlimited training access

Unlimited mlb approved resources like bats

You’re paid your current salary so you don’t need to work

No one will get hurt.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897594)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: luka doncic's mistress

Are there even 25 unique poasters left?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897651)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Juan Eighty

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897844)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: tarrifs

I guess we could win the first game and throw the remainder 161, but that seems really boring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897740)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: novus homo (gunneratttt)

how close to bats are they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897747)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Mailer Daemon

terrible hypo, they would lose every game by mercy rule in the first inning unless somehow one of the poasters is a former college pitcher and still under ~35

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897788)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: novus homo (gunneratttt)

i don't think we'd stomp the MLB that hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897789)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Rodeo Lewis

Oh yeah if one of them was a former college pitcher and under 35 XO would TOTALLY have a chance at not getting mercy ruled by the first inning. Mediocre Tufts pitchers struck out Tatis Jr all the time nbd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48898212)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: state your IQ before I engage you further

Unlimited mlb approved resources like bats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897807)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Juan Eighty

I'd have fun with my boys, and that's what matters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897843)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Trump

100%

We may not have the finesse or skill but we would play dirty as fuck, throwing high, hard, and inside, sliding feet first with cleats up, etc. Sooner or later we'd hurt enough dudes to take a forfeit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897849)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

that depends entirely on whether one top tier arm went to law school around 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897851)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Trump

Here's another hypo: take the median Cy Young winner ovet the last 20 years. How much would having xoxo poasters field for him increase his ERA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897871)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

enormously but he only needs one game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897872)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: turbofag

I know a retired former All-Star hurler. Maybe he could train me. If my life depended on it I could probably pitch once every 5 days. If you can throw 85 consistently and with location you could probably pitch 4-5 scoreless innings a couple times in a full season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897890)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Diamond Dallas Trump

maybe even string those innings together back to back and pitch a complete game shutout

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897904)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: turbofag

I don't think that's possible. I think my era would be like 7 or 8. I said in a whole season I might go scoreless a couple of times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48897932)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:59 AM
Author: Rodeo Lewis

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719422&forum_id=2)#48898213)