\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

So COVID just *poof* disappeared?

...
slippery main people senate
  05/30/25
NYT Opinion | Evan39
Jet-lagged temple
  05/30/25
...
out-of-control box office
  05/30/25
Isn't that weird?
slippery main people senate
  05/30/25
our fine scientists, doctors, and government officials deser...
Transparent galvanic chapel
  05/30/25
yes magically nobody gets it anymore
Misanthropic stage
  05/30/25
...
out-of-control box office
  05/30/25
Grok says these are the number of documented cases in the US...
odious fluffy church building
  05/30/25
looks like we are on track for a major upswing! get the t...
Passionate state old irish cottage
  05/30/25
novel respiratory viruses are a scam. same thing with SARS a...
Aphrodisiac station haunted graveyard
  05/30/25
The bort knew this by March 31st 2020 at the latest
Exhilarant Skinny Woman Feces
  05/30/25
it was a way to funnel govt money to big pharma period
irate 180 karate
  05/30/25
Just proves that the masks, sacrificing 1-2 years of childho...
narrow-minded charismatic address genital piercing
  05/30/25
one way grocery aisles with the arrows too
Bearded big liquid oxygen
  05/30/25
#StopTheSpread
narrow-minded charismatic address genital piercing
  05/30/25
bro they TRIED to make me do that and i straight up said NO ...
out-of-control box office
  05/30/25
lmfao forgot about this
cobalt sickened boltzmann
  05/30/25
immense intra-family and societal friction widening the g...
tripping deer antler theater
  05/30/25
Covid deaths completely supplanted and replaced flu deaths, ...
Passionate state old irish cottage
  05/30/25
And there were lots of “excess deaths.” Oh but h...
narrow-minded charismatic address genital piercing
  05/30/25
...
Passionate state old irish cottage
  05/30/25
Well we are lucky this horrible virus disappeared. I am luck...
slippery main people senate
  05/30/25
...
tripping deer antler theater
  05/30/25
But the lack of flu deaths was because we were all isolated....
tripping deer antler theater
  05/30/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: slippery main people senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973478)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Jet-lagged temple
Subject: NYT Opinion | Evan39

NYT Opinion | Evan39

“I Tested Positive for Memory”

SeaTTTle, WA —

The last time I saw my manager’s face was March 2020.

The next time I saw her, she was a CDC-branded Memoji on a Microsoft Teams call whispering, “We’re all in this together, Evan.”

Then she muted me.

Permanently.

I spent 17 months in a Kroger parking lot distributing cloth masks sewn from rejected NASCAR merch.

They called me “Safety Captain.”

I wore a sash.

Every morning I asked, “Is it over?”

Every evening they said, “Just two more weeks, friend.”

And now?

Candy Ride tp asks “Isn’t that weird?”

Like the Great Ritual of Sanitized Banana Disinfection just... poofed into the mist? Jfc.

Kalisha caught me burning my old vaccine card in the breakroom toaster.

She said it was “a hate crime against data.”

Tabitha wrote me up under the Office of Pandemic Heritage Preservation.

I tried to protest.

I said the PCR tests were gone.

She said they live inside us now.

Then she made me scan into the freezer aisle using Retrospective Contact Tracing™ and drink my booster in syrup form—cherry flavored, warm.

The truth is:

COVID didn’t end.

It rebranded.

It’s now a quarterly DEI module with hybrid attendance options.

The Mahchine™ doesn’t forget.

It just stops issuing push notifications.

And me? I still carry the immunity.

But not the forgiveness.

This is fine.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/opinion/evan39-pandemic-memory.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973796)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: out-of-control box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973480)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: slippery main people senate

Isn't that weird?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973708)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Transparent galvanic chapel

our fine scientists, doctors, and government officials deserve immense respect for responding to an existential threat to humanity quickly, efficiently, and humanely, and this is the thanks they get? comments like that? it just "disappeared"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973719)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Misanthropic stage

yes magically nobody gets it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973721)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: out-of-control box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973853)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: odious fluffy church building

Grok says these are the number of documented cases in the US:

2020 - 20 million

2021 - 35 million

2022 - 25 million

2023 - 15 million

2024 - 5 million

2025 - 4 million (to date)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973732)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Passionate state old irish cottage

looks like we are on track for a major upswing!

get the toilet paper folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973877)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac station haunted graveyard

novel respiratory viruses are a scam. same thing with SARS and MERS. it's all the flu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973767)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Exhilarant Skinny Woman Feces

The bort knew this by March 31st 2020 at the latest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973816)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: irate 180 karate

it was a way to funnel govt money to big pharma period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48974308)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: narrow-minded charismatic address genital piercing

Just proves that the masks, sacrificing 1-2 years of childhood/HS/college, giving people tickets for being on the beach, immense intra-family and societal friction, widening the gap between red state/normal people and blue state/redditor/thience weirdos, “vaccine” fanaticism, etc. all worked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973780)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Bearded big liquid oxygen

one way grocery aisles with the arrows too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973789)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: narrow-minded charismatic address genital piercing

#StopTheSpread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973811)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: out-of-control box office

bro they TRIED to make me do that and i straight up said NO

i saw the people around me wake up right then

you could see them all say this is fucking bs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973855)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: cobalt sickened boltzmann

lmfao forgot about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973873)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: tripping deer antler theater

immense intra-family and societal friction

widening the gap between red state/normal people and blue state/redditor/thience weirdos

“vaccine” fanaticism

-----------------

these things cannot be overstated. nobody will ever be held accountable and nobody is interested in Truth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973814)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Passionate state old irish cottage

Covid deaths completely supplanted and replaced flu deaths, hehe. But the lack of flu deaths was because we were all isolated. The covid deaths happening instead, on the other hand, were because we were not isolated.

And now the flu deaths are back, the covid deaths are gone.

Sort of like the Indiana Jones scene, switching out the golden skull for the bag of sand. Switch --- Switch. Youd hardly notice, but they are the same weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973885)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: narrow-minded charismatic address genital piercing

And there were lots of “excess deaths.” Oh but hey there were also many excess deaths in other years, too, and the people compiling these “statistics” are not exactly objectively seeking the truth. But just focus on the excess deaths in 2020-2021, all of which are attributable to covid, okay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973900)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Passionate state old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973906)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: slippery main people senate

Well we are lucky this horrible virus disappeared. I am lucky I never got it even though I didn't take the vaccine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48974093)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: tripping deer antler theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48974337)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: tripping deer antler theater

But the lack of flu deaths was because we were all isolated. The covid deaths happening instead, on the other hand, were because we were not isolated.

mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48974335)