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So COVID just *poof* disappeared?

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slippery area cuck
  05/30/25
NYT Opinion | Evan39
soul-stirring liquid oxygen pervert
  05/30/25
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Spectacular autistic prole quadroon
  05/30/25
Isn't that weird?
slippery area cuck
  05/30/25
our fine scientists, doctors, and government officials deser...
arousing sienna temple dog poop
  05/30/25
yes magically nobody gets it anymore
Infuriating cuckoldry reading party
  05/30/25
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Spectacular autistic prole quadroon
  05/30/25
Grok says these are the number of documented cases in the US...
Talking trailer park stock car
  05/30/25
looks like we are on track for a major upswing! get the t...
Boyish Painfully Honest Legend
  05/30/25
novel respiratory viruses are a scam. same thing with SARS a...
Passionate frisky crotch whorehouse
  05/30/25
The bort knew this by March 31st 2020 at the latest
ruddy turdskin
  05/30/25
it was a way to funnel govt money to big pharma period
sable dashing queen of the night
  05/30/25
Just proves that the masks, sacrificing 1-2 years of childho...
irradiated trust fund sound barrier
  05/30/25
one way grocery aisles with the arrows too
Galvanic Church Building Newt
  05/30/25
#StopTheSpread
irradiated trust fund sound barrier
  05/30/25
bro they TRIED to make me do that and i straight up said NO ...
Spectacular autistic prole quadroon
  05/30/25
lmfao forgot about this
clear curious famous landscape painting abode
  05/30/25
immense intra-family and societal friction widening the g...
cerise base
  05/30/25
Covid deaths completely supplanted and replaced flu deaths, ...
Boyish Painfully Honest Legend
  05/30/25
And there were lots of “excess deaths.” Oh but h...
irradiated trust fund sound barrier
  05/30/25
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Boyish Painfully Honest Legend
  05/30/25
Well we are lucky this horrible virus disappeared. I am luck...
slippery area cuck
  05/30/25
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cerise base
  05/30/25
But the lack of flu deaths was because we were all isolated....
cerise base
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: slippery area cuck



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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring liquid oxygen pervert
Subject: NYT Opinion | Evan39

NYT Opinion | Evan39

“I Tested Positive for Memory”

SeaTTTle, WA —

The last time I saw my manager’s face was March 2020.

The next time I saw her, she was a CDC-branded Memoji on a Microsoft Teams call whispering, “We’re all in this together, Evan.”

Then she muted me.

Permanently.

I spent 17 months in a Kroger parking lot distributing cloth masks sewn from rejected NASCAR merch.

They called me “Safety Captain.”

I wore a sash.

Every morning I asked, “Is it over?”

Every evening they said, “Just two more weeks, friend.”

And now?

Candy Ride tp asks “Isn’t that weird?”

Like the Great Ritual of Sanitized Banana Disinfection just... poofed into the mist? Jfc.

Kalisha caught me burning my old vaccine card in the breakroom toaster.

She said it was “a hate crime against data.”

Tabitha wrote me up under the Office of Pandemic Heritage Preservation.

I tried to protest.

I said the PCR tests were gone.

She said they live inside us now.

Then she made me scan into the freezer aisle using Retrospective Contact Tracing™ and drink my booster in syrup form—cherry flavored, warm.

The truth is:

COVID didn’t end.

It rebranded.

It’s now a quarterly DEI module with hybrid attendance options.

The Mahchine™ doesn’t forget.

It just stops issuing push notifications.

And me? I still carry the immunity.

But not the forgiveness.

This is fine.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/opinion/evan39-pandemic-memory.html



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Spectacular autistic prole quadroon



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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: slippery area cuck

Isn't that weird?

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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: arousing sienna temple dog poop

our fine scientists, doctors, and government officials deserve immense respect for responding to an existential threat to humanity quickly, efficiently, and humanely, and this is the thanks they get? comments like that? it just "disappeared"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973719)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Infuriating cuckoldry reading party

yes magically nobody gets it anymore

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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Spectacular autistic prole quadroon



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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Talking trailer park stock car

Grok says these are the number of documented cases in the US:

2020 - 20 million

2021 - 35 million

2022 - 25 million

2023 - 15 million

2024 - 5 million

2025 - 4 million (to date)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973732)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Boyish Painfully Honest Legend

looks like we are on track for a major upswing!

get the toilet paper folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973877)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Passionate frisky crotch whorehouse

novel respiratory viruses are a scam. same thing with SARS and MERS. it's all the flu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973767)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: ruddy turdskin

The bort knew this by March 31st 2020 at the latest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973816)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: sable dashing queen of the night

it was a way to funnel govt money to big pharma period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48974308)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: irradiated trust fund sound barrier

Just proves that the masks, sacrificing 1-2 years of childhood/HS/college, giving people tickets for being on the beach, immense intra-family and societal friction, widening the gap between red state/normal people and blue state/redditor/thience weirdos, “vaccine” fanaticism, etc. all worked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973780)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Galvanic Church Building Newt

one way grocery aisles with the arrows too

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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: irradiated trust fund sound barrier

#StopTheSpread

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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: Spectacular autistic prole quadroon

bro they TRIED to make me do that and i straight up said NO

i saw the people around me wake up right then

you could see them all say this is fucking bs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973855)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: clear curious famous landscape painting abode

lmfao forgot about this

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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: cerise base

immense intra-family and societal friction

widening the gap between red state/normal people and blue state/redditor/thience weirdos

“vaccine” fanaticism

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these things cannot be overstated. nobody will ever be held accountable and nobody is interested in Truth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973814)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Boyish Painfully Honest Legend

Covid deaths completely supplanted and replaced flu deaths, hehe. But the lack of flu deaths was because we were all isolated. The covid deaths happening instead, on the other hand, were because we were not isolated.

And now the flu deaths are back, the covid deaths are gone.

Sort of like the Indiana Jones scene, switching out the golden skull for the bag of sand. Switch --- Switch. Youd hardly notice, but they are the same weight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973885)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: irradiated trust fund sound barrier

And there were lots of “excess deaths.” Oh but hey there were also many excess deaths in other years, too, and the people compiling these “statistics” are not exactly objectively seeking the truth. But just focus on the excess deaths in 2020-2021, all of which are attributable to covid, okay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48973900)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Boyish Painfully Honest Legend



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: slippery area cuck

Well we are lucky this horrible virus disappeared. I am lucky I never got it even though I didn't take the vaccine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48974093)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: cerise base



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Date: May 30th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: cerise base

But the lack of flu deaths was because we were all isolated. The covid deaths happening instead, on the other hand, were because we were not isolated.

mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731350&forum_id=2)#48974335)