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Just sitting here. Can't concentrate. Heart rate is 130bpm. WTF?

I am literally sitting down. I cannot concentrate. Actually ...
wagecuck who has lost the joie de vivre
  09/15/25
Do you want this on your tombstone or something?
Cousin Greg
  09/15/25
I have to finish this thing for work and I'm having a hard t...
wagecuck who has lost the joie de vivre
  09/15/25
have you considered not being morbidly obese like the board ...
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  09/15/25
vaxx status?
Real American
  09/15/25
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cock of michael obama
  09/15/25
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Drunkard
  09/15/25
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dirty soda
  09/15/25
don't you create one of these threads every month
seething mediocre white guy
  09/15/25
This time it really hurts. Opposing counsel just called me t...
wagecuck who has lost the joie de vivre
  09/15/25
Faggot
Penis Six Nine
  09/15/25
how are your billables looking this month. I find if I haven...
manic pixie dream litigator
  09/15/25
I don't worry about that. I think I'm at like 1550 so far on...
wagecuck who has lost the joie de vivre
  09/15/25
i remember my first stroke dont worry they get easier
i gave my cousin head
  09/15/25
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Charlie Kirk's ghost
  09/15/25
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chad gundam
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seething mediocre white guy
  09/15/25
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lex
  09/15/25
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chad gundam
  09/15/25
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,.,.,.,,,.,,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.
  09/16/25
you have high blood pressure and you will die if you don't g...
hank_scorpio
  09/15/25
panic attack
richard clock
  09/15/25
my heart rate is 52 bpm right now just checked
.,.,.;.,..,..,.,:.,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:,
  09/15/25
Get a big life insurance policy. It's the only way you have ...
Fucking Fuckface
  09/15/25
Go submerge your face in a bath of ice water. It activates t...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  09/15/25
given that disco fries has not responded I think we have eve...
hank_scorpio
  09/15/25


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Date: September 15th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: wagecuck who has lost the joie de vivre (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

I am literally sitting down. I cannot concentrate. Actually feel pretty lethargic. I cannot focus. It's hard to even just type this out because the words just won't come to me. Something is wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775474&forum_id=2)#49272501)



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Date: September 15th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Cousin Greg

Do you want this on your tombstone or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775474&forum_id=2)#49272507)



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Date: September 15th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: wagecuck who has lost the joie de vivre (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

I have to finish this thing for work and I'm having a hard time getting it done because I feel like shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775474&forum_id=2)#49272513)



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Date: September 15th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

have you considered not being morbidly obese like the board has suggested dozens of times?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775474&forum_id=2)#49272517)



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Date: September 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Real American (πŸΎπŸ‘£)

vaxx status?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775474&forum_id=2)#49272520)



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Date: September 15th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: cock of michael obama



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775474&forum_id=2)#49272575)



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Date: September 15th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Drunkard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775474&forum_id=2)#49273236)



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Date: September 15th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: dirty soda



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775474&forum_id=2)#49272574)



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Date: September 15th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: seething mediocre white guy

don't you create one of these threads every month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775474&forum_id=2)#49272596)



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Date: September 15th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: wagecuck who has lost the joie de vivre (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

This time it really hurts. Opposing counsel just called me to yell at me and I barely got through the call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775474&forum_id=2)#49272636)



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Date: September 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

Faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775474&forum_id=2)#49272652)



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Date: September 15th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator

how are your billables looking this month. I find if I haven't hit 150 by the 15th I start to get anxious. you're always worried things will slow down at month end and you won't hit your target

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775474&forum_id=2)#49272654)



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Date: September 15th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: wagecuck who has lost the joie de vivre (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

I don't worry about that. I think I'm at like 1550 so far on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775474&forum_id=2)#49272661)



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Date: September 15th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head

i remember my first stroke

dont worry they get easier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775474&forum_id=2)#49272656)



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Date: September 15th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Charlie Kirk's ghost



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775474&forum_id=2)#49272659)



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Date: September 15th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: chad gundam (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775474&forum_id=2)#49272663)



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Date: September 15th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: seething mediocre white guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775474&forum_id=2)#49272691)



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Date: September 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: lex



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775474&forum_id=2)#49272700)



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Date: September 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: chad gundam (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775474&forum_id=2)#49272718)



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Date: September 16th, 2025 1:24 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,,,.,,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775474&forum_id=2)#49273735)



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Date: September 15th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

you have high blood pressure and you will die if you don't get on some meds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775474&forum_id=2)#49272721)



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Date: September 15th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: richard clock

panic attack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775474&forum_id=2)#49273111)



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Date: September 15th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:.,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:,


my heart rate is 52 bpm right now just checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775474&forum_id=2)#49273126)



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Date: September 15th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Get a big life insurance policy. It's the only way you have any shot of fond remembrance by your kids. It's too late for your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775474&forum_id=2)#49273193)



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Date: September 15th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Go submerge your face in a bath of ice water. It activates the mammalian dive reflex and will almost instantly lower your heart rate. Then you need to meditate for 30 minutes or however long to actually get your breathing and emotional state under control. Then you’ll be able to fire back up and power through your work and sleep like the dead afterwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775474&forum_id=2)#49273227)



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Date: September 15th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

given that disco fries has not responded I think we have every reason to suspect he did indeed just have a heart attack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5775474&forum_id=2)#49273239)