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Tried doing standup comedy tonight, got booed offstage

Fucking assholes
violet home
  09/18/24
WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here. ...
know-it-all dashing rehab
  09/18/24
I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pus...
violet home
  09/18/24
Try this one: "Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medi...
know-it-all dashing rehab
  09/19/24
read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit
fragrant frisky meetinghouse wrinkle
  10/04/24
What was your best joke
Sexy charismatic heaven cuckoldry
  09/18/24
This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking ...
violet home
  09/18/24
Lol, sounds cringy af
provocative theater gaming laptop
  09/19/24
Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overl...
fucking
  05/06/25
expected OP to be snoot
nubile mentally impaired queen of the night
  09/18/24
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Well-lubricated church building round eye
  09/18/24
whats the deal with that?
Flushed flatulent cruise ship
  09/18/24
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ocher lodge sneaky criminal
  09/19/24
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Demanding Bossy University
  10/04/24
Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going t...
nudist opaque pistol persian
  09/19/24
This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lo...
Indecent institution regret
  09/19/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
passionate vermilion nowag kitchen
  10/04/24
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violet home
  12/20/24
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racy rose indian lodge
  02/27/25
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Onyx telephone
  04/16/25


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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: violet home

Fucking assholes

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: know-it-all dashing rehab

WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.

Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"

That always kills here.

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: violet home

I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: know-it-all dashing rehab

Try this one:

"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."

*pause for two beats*

"And they're still a disaster."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2)#48110065)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: fragrant frisky meetinghouse wrinkle

read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Sexy charismatic heaven cuckoldry

What was your best joke

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: violet home

This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: provocative theater gaming laptop

Lol, sounds cringy af

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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: fucking

Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overlap between people who go to them and people who are obsessed with their Doggo McDoggerfaces

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: nubile mentally impaired queen of the night

expected OP to be snoot

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Well-lubricated church building round eye



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Flushed flatulent cruise ship

whats the deal with that?

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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: ocher lodge sneaky criminal



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: Demanding Bossy University



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: nudist opaque pistol persian

Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: Indecent institution regret

This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time.

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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: passionate vermilion nowag kitchen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

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Date: December 20th, 2024 1:34 AM
Author: violet home



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: racy rose indian lodge



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Onyx telephone



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