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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM Author: Sepia immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077689) |
Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: Spectacular sooty mental disorder come on man, that is one meal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077691) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM Author: Sepia immigrant It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077705) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM Author: Spectacular sooty mental disorder how many hours do you work to actually net 40k? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077713) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM Author: Sepia immigrant Idk like 3 days of work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077723) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM Author: supple big-titted community account do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077706) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: Sepia immigrant If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077730) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM Author: Odious tanning salon generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077828) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM Author: Purple Ticket Booth Ladyboy 18000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077861) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM Author: razzle-dazzle wine office azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077871) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM Author: supple big-titted community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077970) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM Author: Buck-toothed Gas Station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077972) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM Author: Beady-eyed chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077984) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM Author: ruddy outnumbered address stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078003) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM Author: bipolar school cafeteria wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078357) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM Author: Hairraiser newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078367) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM Author: Startled Red Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078734) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: White Vigorous Love Of Her Life Voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078920) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM Author: Free-loading Gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085454) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: well-lubricated cream school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093483) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: sick electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093498) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM Author: unhinged jade menage hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093503) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Glittery Jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49095662) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM Author: razzle-dazzle wine office azn Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077707) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: Spectacular sooty mental disorder realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077716) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: razzle-dazzle wine office azn I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.
I could literally do all of that in one meal. |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: Sepia immigrant These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077732) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM Author: razzle-dazzle wine office azn Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM Author: Spectacular sooty mental disorder I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077738) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: Sepia immigrant Every extra 6 gets you $20k more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077725) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: razzle-dazzle wine office azn I'll take 24 sticks a day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077729) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Cordovan lay that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078404) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: razzle-dazzle wine office azn Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078900) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: cruel-hearted useless feces do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is worth 40k |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM Author: Domesticated chestnut parlour This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077755) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM Author: Glittery Jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49099448) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM Author: Beady-eyed chapel 40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077803) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM Author: Titillating temple This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078180) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM Author: Bateful idiotic persian jew upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078353) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM Author: bipolar school cafeteria wrinkle if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078365) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: Bisexual thriller heaven brethren Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078386) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM Author: Sepia immigrant They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078730) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM Author: Cordovan lay serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260
So only 520 calories? That's not terrible. |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: Sepia immigrant It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078738) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM Author: Bisexual thriller heaven brethren they're not kosher. how does that work for me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078743) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM Author: Cordovan lay you're indian why do you care? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078752) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Startled Red Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078876) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Bisexual thriller heaven brethren veddy veddy not kosher (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078879) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM Author: Bateful idiotic persian jew cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085417) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM Author: Cordovan lay you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085446) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM Author: Startled Red Hospital I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093436) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM Author: Bisexual thriller heaven brethren prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.
it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Startled Red Hospital Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093474) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM Author: Bisexual thriller heaven brethren are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.
kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that. |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM Author: Startled Red Hospital I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.
I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail. |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM Author: Bisexual thriller heaven brethren so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49099230) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: Bisexual thriller heaven brethren most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher
https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/ |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM Author: Beady-eyed chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49079845) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Startled Red Hospital No 40k for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078877) |
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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM Author: Sepia immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49084897) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM Author: Hilarious party of the first part Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085438) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: razzle-dazzle wine office azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49087517) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: Startled Red Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093480) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM Author: Sepia immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49087316) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM Author: Contagious ungodly indian lodge based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day
4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: well-lubricated cream school define 'sticks' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093479) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM Author: Sepia immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49095655) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM Author: arousing sandwich I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49099235) |