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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
haunting ticket booth
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
kink-friendly jet-lagged shrine gaming laptop
  08/01/25
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haunting ticket booth
  08/01/25
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Cream headpube
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
Disrespectful Alcoholic Famous Landscape Painting Multi-billionaire
  08/02/25
rip
spectacular yellow stage feces
  08/02/25
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kink-friendly jet-lagged shrine gaming laptop
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
garnet supple kitty
  08/01/25
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Diverse demanding house
  08/01/25
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haunting ticket booth
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
exciting school cafeteria kitty cat
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
haunting ticket booth
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Iridescent At-the-ready Whorehouse
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Sadistic disturbing rehab
  08/01/25
yes
Iridescent At-the-ready Whorehouse
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Iridescent At-the-ready Whorehouse
  08/01/25
?
haunting ticket booth
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Sadistic disturbing rehab
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Diverse demanding house
  08/01/25
Sick
haunting ticket booth
  08/01/25
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Iridescent At-the-ready Whorehouse
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
Hyperventilating hall
  08/02/25
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Contagious Twinkling Tank
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Iridescent At-the-ready Whorehouse
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
spectacular yellow stage feces
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
haunting ticket booth
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Hyperventilating hall
  08/02/25
Hdy
haunting ticket booth
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
Thriller overrated marketing idea sound barrier
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
chocolate adventurous den
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
tantric vivacious azn hell
  08/02/25
Titcr
Cerise Twinkling Uncleanness
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
haunting ticket booth
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
tantric vivacious azn hell
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
haunting ticket booth
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
green zippy new version
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
tantric vivacious azn hell
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
curious amber base keepsake machete
  08/02/25
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excitant set boltzmann
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
azure aphrodisiac psychic menage
  08/02/25
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insane cuck
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
Citrine Impertinent Lodge
  08/02/25
?
haunting ticket booth
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
provocative transparent forum
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: haunting ticket booth

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: kink-friendly jet-lagged shrine gaming laptop

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: haunting ticket booth

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Cream headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: Disrespectful Alcoholic Famous Landscape Painting Multi-billionaire

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: spectacular yellow stage feces

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: kink-friendly jet-lagged shrine gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: garnet supple kitty

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Diverse demanding house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: haunting ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: exciting school cafeteria kitty cat

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: haunting ticket booth

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Iridescent At-the-ready Whorehouse

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Sadistic disturbing rehab

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Iridescent At-the-ready Whorehouse

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Iridescent At-the-ready Whorehouse

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: haunting ticket booth

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Sadistic disturbing rehab

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Diverse demanding house

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: haunting ticket booth

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Iridescent At-the-ready Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Hyperventilating hall

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Contagious Twinkling Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Iridescent At-the-ready Whorehouse

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: spectacular yellow stage feces

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: haunting ticket booth

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Hyperventilating hall

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: haunting ticket booth

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Thriller overrated marketing idea sound barrier

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: chocolate adventurous den

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: tantric vivacious azn hell

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Cerise Twinkling Uncleanness

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: haunting ticket booth

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: tantric vivacious azn hell

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: haunting ticket booth

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: green zippy new version

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: tantric vivacious azn hell

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: curious amber base keepsake machete

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: excitant set boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: azure aphrodisiac psychic menage

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: insane cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Citrine Impertinent Lodge

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: haunting ticket booth

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: provocative transparent forum

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2)#49151922)