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BIGLAWYERS DO YOU HAVE YOUR SECRETARY PROOFREAD UR SHIT?

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Aqua site fanboi
  10/21/14
lol my secretary has an associate's degree from the local CC...
Disgusting Sweet Tailpipe Stead
  10/21/14
i mean come on bro just for typos and shit? i cant catch eve...
Aqua site fanboi
  10/21/14
do you know how retarded secretary's are?
Disgusting Sweet Tailpipe Stead
  10/21/14
i guess not
Aqua site fanboi
  10/21/14
I worry if this isn't readily apparent to you.
Cracking slippery ceo
  10/21/14
how difficult is it to identify a misspelled or extra word? ...
Aqua site fanboi
  10/21/14
Yeah, no. You're not getting how f-ing stupid they are. ...
Cracking slippery ceo
  10/21/14
brother, secretary's reading comprehension skills are fuckin...
Disgusting Sweet Tailpipe Stead
  10/21/14
cr
Yellow titillating point striped hyena
  10/21/14
Are you guys kidding? When I worked biglaw I didn't trust m...
Cracking slippery ceo
  10/21/14
MFH biglaw secretaries are some of the dumbest people I've e...
Cerise Boyish Marketing Idea Stage
  10/21/14
yep
contagious sinister theater stage
  10/21/14
absolutely not
Bronze public bath
  10/21/14
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Lavender judgmental pistol cruise ship
  06/28/25
this is what junior associates are for, you tell them to rev...
zippy foreskin
  06/28/25
Of course.
Aqua site fanboi
  06/28/25
I wouldn't even trust a secretary to put something in the fu...
zippy foreskin
  06/28/25
During my decades-long biglaw "career," I had a de...
Aqua site fanboi
  06/28/25
I mostly had an old italian woman who was actually well abov...
zippy foreskin
  06/28/25
i print it out and proofread myself 2-3 times and then run i...
Swashbuckling tan hall hairy legs
  06/28/25


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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Aqua site fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2)#26561906)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Disgusting Sweet Tailpipe Stead

lol my secretary has an associate's degree from the local CC. do u think it'd make sense for her to read my shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2)#26561918)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Aqua site fanboi

i mean come on bro just for typos and shit? i cant catch every typo in a 20-page discovery response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2)#26561929)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Disgusting Sweet Tailpipe Stead

do you know how retarded secretary's are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2)#26561947)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Aqua site fanboi

i guess not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2)#26561950)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Cracking slippery ceo

I worry if this isn't readily apparent to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2)#26562084)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: Aqua site fanboi

how difficult is it to identify a misspelled or extra word? come on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2)#26562103)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Cracking slippery ceo

Yeah, no. You're not getting how f-ing stupid they are.

By the way, doesn't your firm have a doc services dept that will proofread your shit? We had a 24/7 one. They are actually competent. One neat trick is if it is due in the morning you can finish it, send it to them and then pick it up in the AM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2)#26562130)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Disgusting Sweet Tailpipe Stead

brother, secretary's reading comprehension skills are fucking low as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2)#26562134)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: Yellow titillating point striped hyena

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2)#26561983)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: Cracking slippery ceo

Are you guys kidding? When I worked biglaw I didn't trust my secretary to do basically anything other than check formatting and submit for reimbursements. Now that I'm in-house the same remains true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2)#26561999)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Cerise Boyish Marketing Idea Stage

MFH biglaw secretaries are some of the dumbest people I've ever met. I worked in a lot of professional offices growing up in a big city suburb and the office staffs there were about 20x as smart as a good biglaw secretary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2)#26562026)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: contagious sinister theater stage

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2)#26562092)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Bronze public bath

absolutely not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2)#26562136)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Lavender judgmental pistol cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2)#49057249)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: zippy foreskin

this is what junior associates are for, you tell them to review for any comments and if they miss something you yell at them later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2)#49057266)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Aqua site fanboi

Of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2)#49057300)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: zippy foreskin

I wouldn't even trust a secretary to put something in the fucking mail if it mattered, I'd always do it myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2)#49057303)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Aqua site fanboi

During my decades-long biglaw "career," I had a dedicated, intelligent, knowledgeable gay male secretary who could have been an attorney himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2)#49057306)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: zippy foreskin

I mostly had an old italian woman who was actually well above average for the firm and then one partner I worked with a lot had a jamaican lady who did not like any of us, but I know for a fact nothing bad would happen to either of them if something didn't get out of the mailroom in time whereas my ass would be grass so I'd head down and watch the mail proles put it in the outgoing before even trusting them, I think they must have hated me because I seemed to be constantly harassing them a minute before last call to get shit out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2)#49057314)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling tan hall hairy legs

i print it out and proofread myself 2-3 times and then run it through AI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2)#49057308)