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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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slippery provocative mother azn
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Flirting Jap
  06/27/25
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slimy meetinghouse round eye
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Insanely creepy garrison
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
slippery provocative mother azn
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Insanely creepy garrison
  06/27/25
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judgmental gay university police squad
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greedy amber mexican
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Razzmatazz Market Codepig
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shivering hell
  06/27/25
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shivering hell
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
fragrant lay
  06/27/25
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Buck-toothed mewling filthpig
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
greedy amber mexican
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
concupiscible magenta useless brakes
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
greedy amber mexican
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Insanely creepy garrison
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
greedy amber mexican
  06/27/25
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Boyish frisky boltzmann turdskin
  06/27/25
It's both
maize ape candlestick maker
  06/27/25
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Razzmatazz Market Codepig
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Fantasy-prone field
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Bossy indian lodge
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Flirting Jap
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
beta site
  06/27/25
lmfao
concupiscible magenta useless brakes
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Rebellious Laser Beams House
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Razzmatazz Market Codepig
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Rebellious Laser Beams House
  06/27/25
lmao
shivering hell
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Insanely creepy garrison
  06/27/25
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tan degenerate
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
shivering hell
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Comical mad cow disease
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
shivering hell
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
greedy amber mexican
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Comical mad cow disease
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
greedy amber mexican
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Razzmatazz Market Codepig
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Rebellious Laser Beams House
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
shivering hell
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Razzmatazz Market Codepig
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
sticky athletic conference
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Supple goyim roommate
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
slippery provocative mother azn
  06/27/25
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slippery provocative mother azn
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Fantasy-prone field
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Appetizing cream public bath giraffe
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Fishy idiot stag film
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Fear-inspiring Stirring Organic Girlfriend Temple
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Out-of-control Orchestra Pit
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Appetizing cream public bath giraffe
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Odious violent blood rage
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Bossy indian lodge
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
shivering hell
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Out-of-control Orchestra Pit
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Appetizing cream public bath giraffe
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: slippery provocative mother azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054167)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Flirting Jap

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: slimy meetinghouse round eye



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Insanely creepy garrison

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: slippery provocative mother azn

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Insanely creepy garrison

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: judgmental gay university police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: greedy amber mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Market Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: shivering hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: shivering hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: fragrant lay

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Buck-toothed mewling filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: greedy amber mexican

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: concupiscible magenta useless brakes

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: greedy amber mexican

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Insanely creepy garrison

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: greedy amber mexican

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Boyish frisky boltzmann turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: maize ape candlestick maker

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Market Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone field

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Bossy indian lodge

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Flirting Jap

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: beta site

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: concupiscible magenta useless brakes

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Rebellious Laser Beams House

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Market Codepig

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Rebellious Laser Beams House

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: shivering hell

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Insanely creepy garrison

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: tan degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: shivering hell

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Comical mad cow disease

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: shivering hell

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: greedy amber mexican

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Comical mad cow disease

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: greedy amber mexican

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Market Codepig

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Rebellious Laser Beams House

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: shivering hell

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Market Codepig

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: sticky athletic conference

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Supple goyim roommate

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: slippery provocative mother azn

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: slippery provocative mother azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone field

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Appetizing cream public bath giraffe

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Fishy idiot stag film

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Stirring Organic Girlfriend Temple

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Out-of-control Orchestra Pit

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Appetizing cream public bath giraffe

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Odious violent blood rage

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Bossy indian lodge

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: shivering hell

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Out-of-control Orchestra Pit

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Appetizing cream public bath giraffe

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2)#49055482)