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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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laughsome school coffee pot
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Tan pistol
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
laughsome school coffee pot
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Tan pistol
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
laughsome school coffee pot
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Appetizing heaven
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
laughsome school coffee pot
  07/06/25
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Gaped shivering property
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Dashing Free-loading Box Office Kitty Cat
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Appetizing heaven
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greedy lilac pozpig private investor
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stimulating flirting dilemma
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impressive death wish psychic
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motley alpha
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Beady-eyed station
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idiotic home
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Contagious Temple Stain
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canary razzle spot international law enforcement agency
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Lascivious pit place of business
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Tan pistol
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Lascivious pit place of business
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
laughsome school coffee pot
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Lascivious pit place of business
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Tan pistol
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
laughsome school coffee pot
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Lascivious pit place of business
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
bearded charismatic pisswyrm legend
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Lascivious pit place of business
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
crystalline center headpube
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
deranged business firm antidepressant drug
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canary razzle spot international law enforcement agency
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
greedy lilac pozpig private investor
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
Slate Pungent Associate
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Walnut impertinent son of senegal
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Nudist Claret Indian Lodge
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Aphrodisiac pink range queen of the night
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
laughsome school coffee pot
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
bearded charismatic pisswyrm legend
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
laughsome school coffee pot
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Aphrodisiac pink range queen of the night
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
bearded charismatic pisswyrm legend
  07/07/25
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federal lodge patrolman
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Aphrodisiac pink range queen of the night
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Walnut impertinent son of senegal
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
bearded charismatic pisswyrm legend
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
federal lodge patrolman
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Aphrodisiac pink range queen of the night
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
federal lodge patrolman
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Aphrodisiac pink range queen of the night
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
federal lodge patrolman
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Aphrodisiac pink range queen of the night
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Aphrodisiac pink range queen of the night
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greedy lilac pozpig private investor
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
federal lodge patrolman
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laughsome school coffee pot
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
lake corner telephone
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federal lodge patrolman
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laughsome school coffee pot
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
navy den electric furnace
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Beady-eyed station
  07/11/25
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laughsome school coffee pot
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
violet roommate
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: laughsome school coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Tan pistol

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: laughsome school coffee pot

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Tan pistol

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: laughsome school coffee pot

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Appetizing heaven

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: laughsome school coffee pot

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Gaped shivering property



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Dashing Free-loading Box Office Kitty Cat

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Lascivious pit place of business



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Appetizing heaven



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Multi-colored useless brakes



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: greedy lilac pozpig private investor



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Aqua flatulent theater



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Nudist Claret Indian Lodge



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: stimulating flirting dilemma



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: federal lodge patrolman



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: impressive death wish psychic



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: motley alpha



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed station



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: idiotic home



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Contagious Temple Stain



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: canary razzle spot international law enforcement agency



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Lascivious pit place of business

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Tan pistol

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Lascivious pit place of business

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: laughsome school coffee pot

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Lascivious pit place of business

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Tan pistol

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: laughsome school coffee pot

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Lascivious pit place of business

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: bearded charismatic pisswyrm legend

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Lascivious pit place of business

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: crystalline center headpube

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: deranged business firm antidepressant drug

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: canary razzle spot international law enforcement agency



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: greedy lilac pozpig private investor

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: Slate Pungent Associate

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Walnut impertinent son of senegal

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Nudist Claret Indian Lodge

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac pink range queen of the night

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: laughsome school coffee pot

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: bearded charismatic pisswyrm legend

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: laughsome school coffee pot

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac pink range queen of the night

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: bearded charismatic pisswyrm legend

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: federal lodge patrolman



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac pink range queen of the night

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Walnut impertinent son of senegal

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: bearded charismatic pisswyrm legend

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: federal lodge patrolman

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac pink range queen of the night

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: federal lodge patrolman

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac pink range queen of the night

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: federal lodge patrolman

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac pink range queen of the night

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac pink range queen of the night

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: greedy lilac pozpig private investor



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: federal lodge patrolman

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: laughsome school coffee pot



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: lake corner telephone

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Lascivious pit place of business



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: federal lodge patrolman



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: laughsome school coffee pot



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: navy den electric furnace

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed station

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: laughsome school coffee pot



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: violet roommate

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2)#49099235)