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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Fishy Dashing Pit Ratface
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Harsh talking french chef institution
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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  07/26/25
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We’ve all been there
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The giver or the taker lol
Fishy Dashing Pit Ratface
  07/26/25
At a bar
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Not hygienic
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
talented medicated hell
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Fishy Dashing Pit Ratface
  07/26/25
...
Harsh talking french chef institution
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
talented medicated hell
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
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  07/26/25
I know what to say
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  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Fishy Dashing Pit Ratface
  07/27/25
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  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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  07/26/25
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Demanding vibrant black woman meetinghouse
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
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We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
passionate ceo
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
electric coldplay fan nursing home
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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  07/26/25
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  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
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  07/26/25
(who did it)
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  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
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  07/26/25
which dad tp
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  07/27/25
better luck next time!
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  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Fishy Dashing Pit Ratface

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Harsh talking french chef institution

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Fishy Dashing Pit Ratface

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Demanding vibrant black woman meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: outnumbered concupiscible gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Stimulating milky site associate

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Fishy Dashing Pit Ratface

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Chocolate naked trump supporter

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Demanding vibrant black woman meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: galvanic dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Puce brunch messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Nudist Spot Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: boyish gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored mischievous faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Plum field queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Fishy Dashing Pit Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: duck-like lilac generalized bond



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: electric coldplay fan nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle incel people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Walnut exhilarant trust fund ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: onyx razzmatazz garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: jet self-centered pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Tan Gas Station Windowlicker

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Harsh talking french chef institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: talented medicated hell

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Fishy Dashing Pit Ratface

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Harsh talking french chef institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: talented medicated hell

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Demanding vibrant black woman meetinghouse

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: cyan theater stage fortuitous meteor

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Fishy Dashing Pit Ratface

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Self-absorbed house factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Racy massive principal's office alpha

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Demanding vibrant black woman meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Coiffed point mexican

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: electric coldplay fan nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: arousing range shitlib

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: duck-like lilac generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: passionate ceo

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: electric coldplay fan nursing home

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Fishy Dashing Pit Ratface

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Harsh talking french chef institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: azure unholy chapel dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Harsh talking french chef institution

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: big-titted yarmulke

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Demanding vibrant black woman meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Spruce Rambunctious Business Firm Fat Ankles

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Nighttime silver pocket flask

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Flushed knife

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134975)