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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Bistre Turdskin
  06/30/25
wow lol
Hyperactive gas station
  06/30/25
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Comical Disgusting Boiling Water Circlehead
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Hyperactive gas station
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Bistre Turdskin
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
fragrant metal coldplay fan
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Bistre Turdskin
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
floppy tantric parlour
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Appetizing slimy twinkling uncleanness meetinghouse
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Hyperactive gas station
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
excitant harsh jewess round eye
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Bistre Turdskin
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Appetizing slimy twinkling uncleanness meetinghouse
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
smoky rigor church
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Hyperactive gas station
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Bistre Turdskin
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
heady gaping market
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Charismatic Ivory Ape Clown
  06/30/25
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Chocolate crackhouse cuck
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Confused locus headpube
  06/30/25
...
Bistre Turdskin
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
Anal mewling theater stage sound barrier
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Sapphire faggotry school cafeteria
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Talented slap-happy black woman
  06/30/25
...
excitant harsh jewess round eye
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
smoky rigor church
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
awkward masturbator chad
  07/01/25
...
Sapphire faggotry school cafeteria
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
twisted curious corner cuckoldry
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Big-titted Indirect Expression
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Bronze base selfie
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Hyperventilating Buck-toothed State Therapy
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
emerald tank electric furnace
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Talking Supple Theatre
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Bistre Turdskin

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Hyperactive gas station

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Comical Disgusting Boiling Water Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Hyperactive gas station

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Bistre Turdskin

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: fragrant metal coldplay fan

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Bistre Turdskin

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: floppy tantric parlour

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Appetizing slimy twinkling uncleanness meetinghouse

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Hyperactive gas station

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: excitant harsh jewess round eye

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Bistre Turdskin

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Appetizing slimy twinkling uncleanness meetinghouse

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: smoky rigor church

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Hyperactive gas station

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Bistre Turdskin

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: heady gaping market

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Charismatic Ivory Ape Clown

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Chocolate crackhouse cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Confused locus headpube

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Bistre Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Anal mewling theater stage sound barrier

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Sapphire faggotry school cafeteria

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Talented slap-happy black woman

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: excitant harsh jewess round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: smoky rigor church

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: awkward masturbator chad

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Sapphire faggotry school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: twisted curious corner cuckoldry

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Big-titted Indirect Expression

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Bronze base selfie

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Buck-toothed State Therapy

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: emerald tank electric furnace

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Talking Supple Theatre

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2)#49065360)