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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Soul-stirring buff partner
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
Bright Glittery Police Squad Office
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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  07/26/25
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Copper alpha
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gay pistol
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We’ve all been there
talking wagecucks house
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The giver or the taker lol
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  07/26/25
At a bar
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Not hygienic
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Bright Glittery Police Squad Office
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
Razzmatazz insanely creepy locale hissy fit
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Soul-stirring buff partner
  07/26/25
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Bright Glittery Police Squad Office
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
Razzmatazz insanely creepy locale hissy fit
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Copper alpha
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Hairraiser nibblets station
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
Soul-stirring buff partner
  07/27/25
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Swashbuckling territorial dopamine
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
Mint Aggressive Senate
  07/26/25
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Copper alpha
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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aromatic pisswyrm scourge upon the earth
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
maroon slimy party of the first part
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Offensive Goal In Life
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
Lemon corner newt
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
aromatic pisswyrm scourge upon the earth
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
Soul-stirring buff partner
  07/26/25
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Bright Glittery Police Squad Office
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Know-it-all whorehouse
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Bright Glittery Police Squad Office
  07/26/25
(who did it)
Sooty Marvelous Roast Beef
  07/26/25
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Copper alpha
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
Bronze crackhouse private investor
  07/26/25
which dad tp
Pontificating excitant den
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Ocher concupiscible locus
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring buff partner

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Bright Glittery Police Squad Office

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring buff partner

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Copper alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: gay pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: talking wagecucks house

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Soul-stirring buff partner

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: alcoholic maize national

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Copper alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Erotic ivory mad-dog skullcap abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: razzle useless market boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: cerise wonderful native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: diverse antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Azure forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: sticky big place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Soul-stirring buff partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Offensive Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: aromatic pisswyrm scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: claret factory reset button plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Bull headed flushed chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: talented address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Cobalt bearded electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Mahogany theatre really tough guy

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Bright Glittery Police Squad Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz insanely creepy locale hissy fit

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring buff partner

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Bright Glittery Police Squad Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz insanely creepy locale hissy fit

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Copper alpha

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser nibblets station

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Soul-stirring buff partner

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling territorial dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Mint Aggressive Senate

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Copper alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored immigrant

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: aromatic pisswyrm scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: maroon slimy party of the first part

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Offensive Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Lemon corner newt

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: aromatic pisswyrm scourge upon the earth

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring buff partner

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Bright Glittery Police Squad Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Know-it-all whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Bright Glittery Police Squad Office

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Sooty Marvelous Roast Beef

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Copper alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Bronze crackhouse private investor

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Pontificating excitant den

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Ocher concupiscible locus

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2)#49134975)