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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Crystalline Coiffed Piazza
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Cerise Idiot
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Crystalline Coiffed Piazza
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Cerise Idiot
  05/01/26
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Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig
  05/01/26
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Contagious Toilet Seat Boistinker
  04/29/26
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Crystalline Coiffed Piazza
  04/29/26
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Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
heady theater
  04/29/26
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Cordovan rough-skinned station
  04/29/26
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Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig
  05/01/26
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drab goal in life step-uncle's house
  04/30/26
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Chestnut sick becky
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Chestnut sick becky
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Cordovan rough-skinned station
  05/02/26
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Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Crystalline Coiffed Piazza
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
heady theater
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Crystalline Coiffed Piazza
  04/29/26
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Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig
  04/29/26
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Gaped Passionate Library Pocket Flask
  04/29/26
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Vivacious Obsidian Laser Beams Set
  04/29/26
180!
Cordovan rough-skinned station
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Contagious Toilet Seat Boistinker
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Crystalline Coiffed Piazza
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Carmine low-t garrison
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Crystalline Coiffed Piazza
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
fragrant twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Crystalline Coiffed Piazza
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
fragrant twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Crystalline Coiffed Piazza
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
domesticated ladyboy
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Crystalline Coiffed Piazza
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
fragrant twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
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Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
domesticated ladyboy
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
fragrant twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig
  05/01/26
180
Gaped Passionate Library Pocket Flask
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Contagious Toilet Seat Boistinker
  05/01/26
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fiercely-loyal onyx parlour
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Anal ultramarine liquid oxygen state
  04/30/26
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Anal ultramarine liquid oxygen state
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Peach Yarmulke Stain
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Crystalline Coiffed Piazza
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
fragrant twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Crystalline Coiffed Piazza
  05/01/26
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Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig
  05/01/26
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fragrant twinkling uncleanness
  05/01/26
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Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
lascivious sex offender ratface
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig
  05/01/26
congrats!
Chestnut sick becky
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Gaped Passionate Library Pocket Flask
  05/01/26
180
Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Crystalline Coiffed Piazza
  05/01/26
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Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
lascivious sex offender ratface
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig
  05/01/26
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Cordovan rough-skinned station
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Crystalline Coiffed Piazza



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Cerise Idiot

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Crystalline Coiffed Piazza

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Cerise Idiot

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Contagious Toilet Seat Boistinker



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Crystalline Coiffed Piazza



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: heady theater

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Cordovan rough-skinned station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: drab goal in life step-uncle's house



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Chestnut sick becky



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Chestnut sick becky

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Cordovan rough-skinned station

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Crystalline Coiffed Piazza

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: heady theater

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Crystalline Coiffed Piazza

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Gaped Passionate Library Pocket Flask



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Vivacious Obsidian Laser Beams Set



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Cordovan rough-skinned station

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Contagious Toilet Seat Boistinker

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Crystalline Coiffed Piazza

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Carmine low-t garrison

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Crystalline Coiffed Piazza

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: fragrant twinkling uncleanness

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Crystalline Coiffed Piazza

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: fragrant twinkling uncleanness

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Crystalline Coiffed Piazza

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: domesticated ladyboy

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Crystalline Coiffed Piazza

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: fragrant twinkling uncleanness

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: domesticated ladyboy

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: fragrant twinkling uncleanness

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Gaped Passionate Library Pocket Flask

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Contagious Toilet Seat Boistinker

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal onyx parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854604)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Anal ultramarine liquid oxygen state

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Anal ultramarine liquid oxygen state



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Peach Yarmulke Stain

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Crystalline Coiffed Piazza

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: fragrant twinkling uncleanness

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Crystalline Coiffed Piazza

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fragrant twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: lascivious sex offender ratface

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Chestnut sick becky

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Gaped Passionate Library Pocket Flask

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Crystalline Coiffed Piazza

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: lascivious sex offender ratface

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Razzle nudist famous landscape painting codepig

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2)#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Cordovan rough-skinned station



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